I told my good friend I would go with her to a speed dating event tomorrow night. I'm actually not in the market for a girlfriend, but I thought it might be entertaining given the amount of people who are nuts here in Burque. And my friend didn't wanna go alone. I don't even think she wants to meet anybody, she just wanted to do something random.

So here's what I'm wondering. Should I take this thing seriously so as not to cheat some of these women out of their money? Is there some sort of speed dating etiquette that I should know about? If I do treat this as a gag, how should I approach it? Speed dating stories? I don't know, discuss.