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    Default How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?



    The "right way" or the "wrong way"?
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    fuck. I forgot to make it public. I create so little number of threads that I forget how to do it right sometimes.
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    kreuts2112, I see a crapfest in the future...I don't know if a Coachella Crap Fest is something we want to advertise.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    what you said makes no sense to me.
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    kreutz, i say make a new one. we need to know who these people are fucking up the roll.

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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    apparently no one, yet.
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    I have been known to re-orient rolls in other people's houses/apartments because the wrong way makes me want to squirt blood out of my eyes.
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    its so much better the wrong way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I have been known to re-orient rolls in other people's houses/apartments because the wrong way makes me want to squirt blood out of my eyes.
    so glad you said eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    its so much better the wrong way.
    Well your signature is meowing, so go take a fuck.
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    The right way. Duh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I have been known to re-orient rolls in other people's houses/apartments
    Me too, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    There are people out there who still use toilet paper?
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    There are people out there who still use toilet paper?
    The three seashells
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    There are people out there who still use toilet paper?
    explain yourself

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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    Where's the... "which ever way it ends up, since I'm usually not paying attention" option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    explain yourself
    The new thing is babywipes for adults. Many people have made the conversion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    The new thing is babywipes for adults. Many people have made the conversion.
    True, in fact Howard Stern has been sharing this with is audience for years.

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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    I use these. They don't hang.

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    We took packs of those and handywipes and sanatizer for our potty packs at coachella. We were all the girls best friends.
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    baby wipes FTW

    soothing.
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post


    The "right way" or the "wrong way"?
    where the fuck is the wall. without a wall there's no way to tell which is which.

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    it should always be under
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    This is the proper way.

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    True, in fact Howard Stern has been sharing this with is audience for years.

    Correct. My issue with Howard is that he questions if people wipe up or wipe down. I can't believe people actually do one or the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker113 View Post
    where the fuck is the wall. without a wall there's no way to tell which is which.
    oh christ, I think you can figure it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Correct. My issue with Howard is that he questions if people wipe up or wipe down. I can't believe people actually do one or the other.
    Best to wipe in & out.
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    and what the fuck are some of you eating to require babywipes?! jesus. these might also be shower pee-ers. correlation bitches.
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    Default Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

    baby wipes actually come in handy sometimes... especially when you're a girl & it's that time and you're not feeling so fresh... or at coachella when you don't want to take a shower...
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    Your study is flawed. The bottom loading can also defy gravity by resting on top just like the other roll.
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