Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

WOW at Jennifer Connelly

Wow is right. That's where the tingly bit came in!

I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks she is delicious...

[mob roulette]

WOW at Jennifer Connelly

she's wicked hot. even though she's like 50.

paul bettany supposedly went
apeshit over some dude who was hitting on her. pretty funny.

[CheersDarlin]

I can never look at her the same since I saw Requiem for a Dream. That "ass to ass" thing in the end grossed me out too much. But that is a really great picture of her you posted.

[AEversW]

I can never look at her the same since I saw Requiem for a Dream. That "ass to ass" thing in the end grossed me out too much. But that is a really great picture of her you posted.

hahah same here...it really turned me off to her.

[trowa888]

Hetero:
Brian Molko
Patrick Wolf
Orlando Bloom

Homo:
Angelina Jolie
Shakira shakira!
Tegan and Sara Quin (can they count as one? they're twins)

[trowa888]

Wow is right. That's where the tingly bit came in!

I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks she is delicious...

ummm.. can anyone say outrageously fake boobs? yuck

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

she's wicked hot. even though she's like 50.

paul bettany supposedly went
apeshit over some dude who was hitting on her. pretty funny.

I know she might seem like 50 next to the so-called jailbait starlets with peach-fuzz pubes, but she's only 36. Prime sexual peak so the missus tells me!

[AEversW]

Homo:
Colin Meloy
Thom Yorke
Stephen Colbert

Hetero:
Salma Hayek
Christina Ricci
the chicks from t.a.t.u

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

ummm.. can anyone say outrageously fake boobs? yuck

Now, now, jealousy will get you absolutely nowhere. They look fake because of their incredible perfection, but they are, and always have been, 100% original genuineness.

[CheersDarlin]

the chicks from t.a.t.u

Those girls were not actually lesbians (if thats the attraction).

[AEversW]

Those girls were not actually lesbians (if thats the attraction).

yeah i know...i could do without the redhead...i was just too lazy to look up their respective names so i just put both of them.

[fortydollarsworthofmeat]

ummm.. can anyone say outrageously fake boobs? yuck

they don't look fake at all to me.

[mob roulette]

Homo:
Colin Meloy
Thom Yorke
Stephen Colbert

colin meloy! i'm almost speechless. meaning doubled over in fits of laughter.

they don't look fake at all to me.

agreed. real.

[fortydollarsworthofmeat]

i was just about to add john corbett to my hetero island, when i wiki'd him and saw this:

Corbett was raised in the Catholic religion and is now a Born-again Christian. Corbett lives with his girlfriend Bo Derek in the Santa Ynez Valley, California. He also owns a female cat, Donna Reed.

hmm. maybe not.

[Hannahrain]

donna. reed.





crap. good thing i don't find him attractive.

[ewiggy]

do you have to take someones sexuality into account when piecing together your islands? 'cuz i was thinkin' about swapping someone out of my island and replace them with Darren Hayes..

[mountmccabe]

You do not have to take someone's sexuality into account.

[full on idle]

But you can't have a homo on your hetereo island. This isn't nam, John.

[ewiggy]

wait - so what island do I put Darren Hayes (homo) on?

[full on idle]

You're not allowed to pick him. It's against nature.

[mountmccabe]

You name delegates to your own personal Homo Island and Hetero Island. You pick three for each; they have to be celebrities, and have to be of the opposite gender as you for Hetero Island, same gender as you for Homo Island. The orientations of your choices do not factor in, i.e., guys can't choose lesbians for Homo Island.

Do. Not. Factor.

[mountmccabe]

I think this is Cambodia.

[full on idle]

damn you for always correcting me when I don't read the whole thread. Pesky kid.

[NeverMyopic]

Homo:

George Clooney
Ewan McGregor
Daniel Craig

Hetero:

Natalie Portman
Eva Green
Jennifer Connelly

[Alchemy]

HOMO
Hugh Laurie
Johnny Depp
David Duchovny

HETERO
Angelina Jolie
Sarah Silverman
Jennifer Connelly

[All That I Am]

Homo Island
Trent Reznor
Neil Gaiman
DJ Shadow

Hetero Island
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Alizée

[becomingcloser]

this is my living list. if we do a necro list, i will update for jim morrison:

homo island








hetero island







it was a tie between usher and jude law. but since we're on an island, i can make usher teach me to dance, so he wins

can i come to your island and we'll just turn it into orgy island?

[becomingcloser]

This thread makes me tingly in my tummy...



Hetero Island

Jennifer Connelly
Salma Hayek
Christina Ricci




Homo Island

Johnny Depp
Rufus Wainwright
Guy Pearce

very good choices. but have you seen salma lately? holy prego boobies.

[becomingcloser]

homo island:

fischerspooner (that takes 2)
rufus wainright



hetero island:

natalie portman
kiera knightley
scarlett johansson

[bumper31]

Homo
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Becks
Beck
Casey Ribeck

No pictures, I want to stay ignorant

Hetero
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The eternal Kylie



Natalie Imbruglia



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