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  1. 03-23-2007, 02:07 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by becomingcloser View Post
    very good choices. but have you seen salma lately? holy prego boobies.
    Q.How are breasts like a toy train set?

    A.They are intended for kids, but it's always Dads that end up playing with them!
    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    Hetero:







    Homo:







    my one proviso...

    im not catching.....
    the lurker shows his member to the kids at the old school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blakely View Post
    my one proviso...

    im not catching.....
    but will you give a reach around?
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    homo island:
    lovefoxxx
    eleanor friedberger
    corin tucker

    hetero island:
    jason pierce
    colin meloy (i know, i know)
    matthew friedberger

    having siblings is kind of gross but i'd take them one at a time, you know? and make sure they never had to watch.
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    Hetero
    Elisha Cuthbert


    Rachel McAdams


    Jessica Alba


    Homo
    Zach Braff


    Beck


    Paul Banks (of Interpol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    but will you give a reach around?

    of course...
    im anything if not polite....
    the lurker shows his member to the kids at the old school.
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  7. 03-23-2007, 08:50 PM #127
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    Homo Island
    Patricia Clarksen
    Maura Tierney
    Alyssa Milano

    Hetero Island
    Johnny Depp
    Simon Gallup
    Adam Ant
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Peel is My Co-pilot View Post
    Q.How are breasts like a toy train set?

    A.They are intended for kids, but it's always Dads that end up playing with them!
    rofl. thanks, man. i needed that on a monday morning.
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  9. 03-26-2007, 05:57 AM #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowToDisappear View Post

    Sienna Miller
    i was just planning on stashing her in my suitcase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    HOMO
    Hugh Laurie
    Johnny Depp
    David Duchovny

    HETERO
    Angelina Jolie
    Sarah Silverman
    Jennifer Connelly

    do you really think angelina jolie and sarah silverman would get along at all?

    i don't.

    CATFIGHT ON HETERO ISLAND!
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    Homo:

    Selma Blair
    Audrey Tatou
    Sarah Silverman

    Hetero:

    Adam Levine
    Jared Leto
    Brandon Boyd
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    LOL @ Adam Levine
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    On the maiden voyage, my buddy and I would randomly yell out Guy-Manuel and Thomas whenever we walked by a group speaking French in case one of them turned around hahaha
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    Hetero:
    Kristin Kreuk


    Zhang Ziyi


    Yuki Chikudate


    Homo:
    Jarvis Cocker
    Thom Yorke
    Morrissey

    The last two would totally be drama queens, though.
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    On the maiden voyage, my buddy and I would randomly yell out Guy-Manuel and Thomas whenever we walked by a group speaking French in case one of them turned around hahaha
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    Wait...Jarvis is gay? and I see you have a thing for Asian girls boourns...maybe you should move to Japan...
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    No, neither is Thom. But neither are most of the names listed on the various homo islands. Interesting bit of trivia: apparently Jarvis dated Chloe Sevigny before she permabanned her career by sucking Vincent Gallo's cock in The Brown Bunny.
    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    On the maiden voyage, my buddy and I would randomly yell out Guy-Manuel and Thomas whenever we walked by a group speaking French in case one of them turned around hahaha
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  16. 01-06-2008, 10:54 PM #136
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    Hetero:



    Shannyn Sossamon



    Rosario Dawson



    Porn star Cytheria or Natalie Portman----tie

    oh shit, i forgot Audrey Tatou and fiona apple. fuck...

    Homo Island



    and uhhhh hugh jackman and of course

    Rick Rubin

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuervoPH View Post
    Another brilliant call!! I actually think all three are good calls, but I love everything I've seen Zhang Ziyi in, and even though I've seen several of her movies (some quite a few times) I can still be blown away by how stunningly beautiful she is.

    edit: good call on Takeshi Kaneshiro also. He's someone I wouldn't mind looking more like.
    Haha, yeah, I've even seen Memoirs of a Geisha. The shame, the shame.

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    I saw her briefly at the "House of Flying Daggers" premiere in NY and I can confirm that she is just as beautiful in person, if not more so.
    I hate you. Forever. But seriously, that's really awesome.

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    Porn star Cytheria or Natalie Portman----tie
    LOL @ a pic from adultbouncer being posted on this board. I remember her. The squirter. Heard she got hooked on crack or meth and her looks fell to shit, and then she got pregnant.
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    On the maiden voyage, my buddy and I would randomly yell out Guy-Manuel and Thomas whenever we walked by a group speaking French in case one of them turned around hahaha
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  18. 01-07-2008, 07:22 AM #138
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    Homo:

    Joaquin Phoenix
    Stephen Malkmus
    Luke Wilson


    Hetero:

    Natalie Portman
    Rachel Weisz
    Rachel McAdams
    Last edited by thestripe; 10-20-2008 at 03:52 AM.
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  19. 01-07-2008, 07:54 AM #139
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    LOL @ a pic from adultbouncer being posted on this board. I remember her. The squirter. Heard she got hooked on crack or meth and her looks fell to shit, and then she got pregnant.[/QUOTE]

    thats sad. i guess thats why i haven't seen her in anything recently. Well, congrats Natalie and Audrey.

    Welcome to hetero island...


    hahahha christ i really should get a fucking life
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.
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    I need to redo my homo and hetero islands.

    Hetero Island


    Scar Jo


    Jessica Alba


    Keira Knightley

    Homo Island


    Daniel Craig


    Hugh Laurie


    Damon Albarn
    Last edited by Alchemy; 01-07-2008 at 02:41 PM. Reason: Switched Leslie Feist for Keira Knightley
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    I'm revising as well.

    Homo

    -Zooey Deschanel
    -Helena Bonham Carter
    -Natalie Portman

    Hetero

    -Dan Auerbach
    -Edward Furlong. I don't know what he's doing on my island but for some reason I'm not willing to let him back to the mainland.
    -Dr. Stringz
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    Holy crap I had no idea Damon Albarn was that hot.


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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    I'm re-doing mine.

    Homo

    Chan Marshall
    Sarah Blasko
    Jenny Lewis

    Hetero

    Bobby Gillespie
    Matt Berninger
    and I'd have to decide between Stephen Malkmus and Britt Daniel and Owen Pallett if he liked ladies
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    Dr. Stringz
    Oh man.
    I forgot about that.
    Oh man.

    Is there any particular reason you would have Dr. Stringz over Bird himself?
    Well, okay, Dr. Stringz could fix a harp.
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    I had Andrew Bird and I edited it to say Dr. Stringz. It's like the superhero alter ego. Would you want Clark Kent on your hetero island if you could have Superman instead?
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    HETERO








    HOMO





    I like it. It's not my favorite shit in the world, but it's a smart, funny show.

    P.S. I'm gay
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    Default Re: Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

    this was a good thread
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    Gallo

    Lennox

    Bird


    Gyllenhaal

    Binoche

    Wei
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    Hetero

    Jessica Alba
    Kiera Knightly
    Emily Haines
    Rose McGowan


    Homo

    Bowie '74
    Jagger '65
    TravisCanada '08
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    Paul Tollett do something!
    Daddy P! Help
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    Hetero

    Petra Nemcova
    Alessandra Ambrosio
    Jessica Biel



    Homo

    Christiano Ronaldo
    Arnold Schwarzenegger -As Conan The Barbarian
    David Bowie
    '99-'11...
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