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    Oh. A white person acting gangsta. Funny.
    A pretty little white woman.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    I think Portman's feckin adorable. Well, as long as we forget that Garden State ever happened. "Do you listen to the Shins?" Ugh.
    have you seen Hotel Chevelier, the short at the beginning of the Darjeeling Limited? honesty its my favorite role of hers and its only like 5 minutes long haha.


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    Hi Cubby

    No, I have not seen Darjeeling Lmt. yet, nor the short with Portman. It's on my Netflix queue, though.

    I selected French, but classes for foreign language don't start until my 2nd year.
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    Christina Hendricks has been relegated to the scrap heap in favor of Asia Argento.

    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    i don't think i could put anyone of my boys (joaquin phoenix, ed norton, anthony bourdain) on the bench. but if one of 'em ever jumps off the deep end (i'm especially keeping an eye on mr. phoenix), i'm pulling in a replacement from my list of reserves: alexander skarsgård, alex o'loughlin, adam richman






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    One of my friends wants to find Adam Richman & marry him. He's her dream man.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    he's so fucking adorable, despite being a glutton and all.

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    In light of last weekend, I've updated my hetero island to be:

    James Murphy
    Stephen Malkmus
    Damon Albarn

    with Bobby Gillespie/Brett Anderson/Nick Thorburn/Jason Pierce coming for the occasional vacation.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Cause James will go, Pow, Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow.

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    Hetero
    Maggie Gyllenhaal
    Catherine Keener
    Chan Marshall (Circa batshit crazy)

    Homo
    Damon Albarn
    Mick Jagger (1964-1969)
    Sam Cooke (Before his untimely death as opposed to his long-dessicated corpse)
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    In light of last weekend, I've updated my hetero island to be:

    weekly
    James Murphy
    Stephen Malkmus
    Damon Albarn

    with Bobby Gillespie/Brett Anderson/Nick Thorburn/Jason Pierce coming for the occasional vacation.
    Fixed

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    Yeah, at first glance I thought someone had bumped the board member homo/hetero island thread.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Bump it.

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    Oh hey old thread. Here's a list.

    Hetero
    Ira Glass
    James Murphy
    John Cusak

    Homo
    Maggie Gyllenhaal
    Jenny Lewis
    Kathleen Hanna

    Honorable mentions to Jon Stewart, Scarlett Johansson

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    I could not stop thinking of Laura Linney today.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    i love her in everything
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    Because it was her birthday? She turned 50 today.
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    Hemingway (for stories and booze)
    Burroughs (for stories, drugs, and occasional male intimacy)
    Marley (for music, soccer, and da kine)

    Gal Costa (for singing, dancing, beauty)
    Zeta Jones (for acting, body and exotic accent)
    A Rachel Ray type for cooking

    Backup choice if one can’t make it: the original swedish Pippi Longstocking (for hiking, making contraptions, and general youthful mischief)
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Complain all you want. It’s like railing against the pounding surf. She only grows stronger and more powerful. Her ear-shattering tones louder and louder. We KNOW she can’t cook. She shrewdly tells us so. So…what is she selling us? Really? She’s selling us satisfaction, the smug reassurance that mediocrity is quite enough. She’s a friendly, familiar face who appears regularly on our screens to tell us that “Even your dumb, lazy ass can cook this!” Wallowing in your own crapulence on your Cheeto-littered couch you watch her and think, “Hell…I could do that. I ain’t gonna…but I could–if I wanted! Now where’s my damn jug a Diet Pepsi?” Where the saintly Julia Child sought to raise expectations, to enlighten us, make us better–teach us–and in fact, did, Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys. “You’re doing just fine. You don’t even have to chop an onion–you can buy it already chopped. Aspire to nothing…Just sit there. Have another Triscuit..Sleep…sleep…”
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    She really is the worst.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    And man, my choices for Hetero Island posted seven years ago are... soooo seven years ago. Time for some yummy fresh meat.


    James McAvoy


    Michael Fassbender


    Henry Cavill
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    Is this appearance only, or does raw talent make its way in? Also, from a certain era or right now?
    I'm going with talent and the idealized person.

    Homo Island
    -Tunde Adebimpe
    -Peter Gabriel (Directly post-Genesis)
    -John Lennon

    Hetero Island
    -Joanna Newsom
    -Audrey Hepburn (Breakfast at Tiffany's Era)
    -Scarlett Johansson
    Yeah, John Lennon, no.

    Just give me Joanna Newsom and I'm happy. The other two spaces can go free, or maybe to prime era Elizabeth Taylor and Bikini Kill-era Kathleen Hanna
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Holy cow I would love to be stranded on HtD's island. Yum.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Also Tom has totally convinced my lazy ass to watch Rachael.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    her voice is annoying too, huh. I really just meant any halfway decent looking female cook with a bit of meat on her bones who smiles alot. A random Moroccan woman would probably work.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Why not Nigella? Actually a good cook and gorgeous to boot.
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    Hetero-
    - Alyson Hannigan (mmm mmmm bitch.)
    - Alice Glass (yes.)
    - Milla Jovovich (MMM MMMMMM BITCH.)

    Homo-
    - McKellan
    - Elton
    - Jarvis Crocker

    - (make a raft in secret, and gtglol.)
    THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Why not Nigella? Actually a good cook and gorgeous to boot.
    She is indeed gorgeous, but after watching her appearances on The Taste, it’s easy to understand why Charles strangled her.
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    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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