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    Those of you who have been around these parts for a while (back when these parts were those parts) surely remember this game. You name delegates to your own personal Homo Island and Hetero Island. You pick three for each; they have to be celebrities, and have to be of the opposite gender as you for Hetero Island, same gender as you for Homo Island. The orientations of your choices do not factor in, i.e., guys can't choose lesbians for Homo Island. Or else TomAz would have two islands full of lesbians.

    You also have to do both islands; none of this meathead "I don't have a Homo Island" shit.

    That's it, that's all there is. Who makes the cut for each of you?

    Homo Island (Schoolio Edition)
    Vincent Gallo
    George Clooney
    Bono

    Hetero Island (Schoolio Edition)
    Scarlett Johansson
    Naomi Watts
    Rachel Weisz

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    gabe rules
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    Is this appearance only, or does raw talent make its way in? Also, from a certain era or right now?
    I'm going with talent and the idealized person.

    Homo Island
    -Tunde Adebimpe
    -Peter Gabriel (Directly post-Genesis)
    -John Lennon

    Hetero Island
    -Joanna Newsom
    -Audrey Hepburn (Breakfast at Tiffany's Era)
    -Scarlett Johansson
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    Jesus says homos is wrong.

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    Yeah, are these people who we would just want to sex, or are we taking into account whether or not they'd be cool to hang out with?

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    There's a southern preacher who occassionally comes to UCLA and rants on our main drag. He said the strangest thing yesterday.
    "What's the name of this city? Los Angeles (pronouces Los Angle-eez). And what's that mean? HOMOSEXUAL!"
    the guy is the best free comedy show
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    Homo:
    Kurt Cobain
    Stephen Dorff
    Andy Garcia

    Hetero:
    Kelly Brook
    Keeley Hazell
    Amanda Peet
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    Do they have to be alive?

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    Do they have to be alive?
    wait a minute no one told me with was Homo Necro Island!
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    Yeah WTF!

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    Or else TomAz would have two islands full of lesbians.
    hahahahaha, I was already thinking that before I got to that sentence.

    Homo Island
    Jonny Greenwood
    Bob Dylan
    Joe Strummer (if I can have dead people)
    Bruce Springsteen (if I can't)


    Hetero Island
    Jodie Foster (yes, yes, I know)
    Winona Ryder
    (edit) Audrey Hepburn, in her prime
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I could not imagine having sex with Bob Dylan. That would be weird in the extreme. Could you imagine the weird sounds that would emanate from the man as he approached climax? "nARRGHHG AHHHANNNGARHHH OHHGNNGHAAAARRGHGGG!"
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    Homo Island
    Angelina Jolie
    Scarlett Johansson
    Winona Ryder

    Hetero Island
    Johnny Depp
    Jake Gyllenhaal
    Ryan Gossling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    I could not imagine having sex with Bob Dylan. That would be weird in the extreme. Could you imagine the weird sounds that would emanate from the man as he approached climax? "nARRGHHG AHHHANNNGARHHH OHHGNNGHAAAARRGHGGG!"
    I can't imagine having sex with any of these guys. I just picked cool guys I'd want to talk music with.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Homo
    - John Cusack
    -George Clooney
    -Jude Law

    Hetero
    -Scarlett Johanson (she should be on EVERYONE's list)
    -Claire Forlani
    -Lauren Bacall (when she was in To Have and Have Not)

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    Yeah, are these people who we would just want to sex, or are we taking into account whether or not they'd be cool to hang out with?
    That depends on you and your libido. If you can fuck all day and all night, then it probably won't matter what their personalities are. If you like to balance fucking and home-(island-)making, and you don't have a lot of patience for people with bad manners, then it would probably suit you to not put people like Paris Hilton or Pete Dougherty on your island.

    I'm joking around to the point, but basically - it's up to you. Explanation of choices is always welcome. Although, someone can correct me if I'm wrong about this, but I believe that selecting people for your islands is a guarantee that you'll be making sexy time with each and all of them. So grab ahold of Dylan's scuff, Tom. You're not going anywhere.

    Do they have to be alive?
    Hmm.....I don't know. Brandon, I seem to remember you and Rue establishing the rules for this - is one allowed to choose legends for this and specify the time period? Or is it something that has to be applicable to today?

    Good question, though; I thought about putting Gena Rowlands (circa 1968) on my list, but decided to keep it current.

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    Homo island - Johnny Depp, robert rodriquez, saul williams

    hetero island - selma hayek, anne hathaway, kathleen kennedy

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    So grab ahold of Dylan's scuff, Tom. You're not going anywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    this is my living list. if we do a necro list, i will update for jim morrison:

    homo island








    hetero island







    it was a tie between usher and jude law. but since we're on an island, i can make usher teach me to dance, so he wins
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    These are purely sex islands. Not, "who would you like to hang out with" islands. You can pick anybody you want, alive or dead, and place them from a specific time period.

    Also, it is best to play this game live. Being that one of the rules is that once a person is on an island, they can't be on any other island. So obviously Scarlett would be a hot commidity and one lucky person would get to bask in her nordic beauty. There is strategy in placing your picks, and trades are allowed between islands. To further clarify that rule, she could be on one hetero island, and one homo island.

    Example of people from time periods:

    Homo Island:

    Guy Pierce (Time period of Memento, not LA confidential. I don't want a nerd sticking it in me.)
    Ethan Hawke
    Matthew Fox



    Hetero Island:

    Alessandra Ambrosio
    Scarlett Johansson
    Charlieze Theron (from Aeon Flux)
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    Homo:

    John Cusack
    Aiden McGeady (player for Celtic FC)
    Colin Meloy

    Hetero:

    Rachel Weisz
    Amanda Tannen
    Neko Case

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    haha, this is funny.

    hetero
    jake gyllenhaal
    gael garcia bernal
    eyal podell (from young and the restless)

    homo
    maggie gyllenhaal
    naomi watts
    kirsten dunst

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    homo:
    brad pitt
    george clooney
    johnny depp

    hetero:
    jenny lewis
    lucy liu
    norah jones

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    homo
    jake gyllenhaal (can you say brokeback island?)
    thom yorke (only if he brings his guitar)
    tom brady

    hetero
    Scarlett Johansson
    Penelope Cruz
    Rachel Weisz
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    Ok I'm going by Brandon's rules because thinking of who I'd want to hang out with and also sex requires too much thought.

    Homo
    Audrey Tatou
    Inara George
    Jenny Lewis

    Hetero
    Diego Garcia
    George Clooney
    Hugh Jackman
    Last edited by keriann; 02-09-2007 at 09:35 AM.

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    I think Dylan would be goin', "Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    These are purely sex islands. Not, "who would you like to hang out with" islands. You can pick anybody you want, alive or dead, and place them from a specific time period.
    Thanks for the clarification, B Dizzle. For the record, I treated it as such; while I enjoy the artistic/societal contributions of all of my island inhabitants, I picked them because I want to do them.

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    Same here. Doing is in order on my islands.
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    homo
    david bowie
    henry rollins
    johnny depp

    hetero
    bijou phillips
    vera farmiga
    emily haines

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    Audrey Tatou
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