Homo and Hetero Island - The New Board Edition

[schoolofruckus]

Those of you who have been around these parts for a while (back when these parts were those parts) surely remember this game. You name delegates to your own personal Homo Island and Hetero Island. You pick three for each; they have to be celebrities, and have to be of the opposite gender as you for Hetero Island, same gender as you for Homo Island. The orientations of your choices do not factor in, i.e., guys can't choose lesbians for Homo Island. Or else TomAz would have two islands full of lesbians.

You also have to do both islands; none of this meathead "I don't have a Homo Island" shit.

That's it, that's all there is. Who makes the cut for each of you?

Homo Island (Schoolio Edition)
Vincent Gallo
George Clooney
Bono

Hetero Island (Schoolio Edition)
Scarlett Johansson
Naomi Watts
Rachel Weisz

[psychic friend]

gabe rules

[bmack86]

Is this appearance only, or does raw talent make its way in? Also, from a certain era or right now?
I'm going with talent and the idealized person.

Homo Island
-Tunde Adebimpe
-Peter Gabriel (Directly post-Genesis)
-John Lennon

Hetero Island
-Joanna Newsom
-Audrey Hepburn (Breakfast at Tiffany's Era)
-Scarlett Johansson

[full on idle]

Jesus says homos is wrong.

[keriann]

Yeah, are these people who we would just want to sex, or are we taking into account whether or not they'd be cool to hang out with?

[bmack86]

There's a southern preacher who occassionally comes to UCLA and rants on our main drag. He said the strangest thing yesterday.
"What's the name of this city? Los Angeles (pronouces Los Angle-eez). And what's that mean? HOMOSEXUAL!"
the guy is the best free comedy show

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Homo:
Kurt Cobain
Stephen Dorff
Andy Garcia

Hetero:
Kelly Brook
Keeley Hazell
Amanda Peet

[vinylmartyr]

Do they have to be alive?

[All That I Am]

Do they have to be alive?

wait a minute no one told me with was Homo Necro Island!

[vinylmartyr]

Yeah WTF!

[TomAz]

Or else TomAz would have two islands full of lesbians.

hahahahaha, I was already thinking that before I got to that sentence.

Homo Island
Jonny Greenwood
Bob Dylan
Joe Strummer (if I can have dead people)
Bruce Springsteen (if I can't)


Hetero Island
Jodie Foster (yes, yes, I know)
Winona Ryder
(edit) Audrey Hepburn, in her prime

[Yablonowitz]

I could not imagine having sex with Bob Dylan. That would be weird in the extreme. Could you imagine the weird sounds that would emanate from the man as he approached climax? "nARRGHHG AHHHANNNGARHHH OHHGNNGHAAAARRGHGGG!"

[waxybk]

Homo Island
Angelina Jolie
Scarlett Johansson
Winona Ryder

Hetero Island
Johnny Depp
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ryan Gossling

[TomAz]

I could not imagine having sex with Bob Dylan. That would be weird in the extreme. Could you imagine the weird sounds that would emanate from the man as he approached climax? "nARRGHHG AHHHANNNGARHHH OHHGNNGHAAAARRGHGGG!"

I can't imagine having sex with any of these guys. I just picked cool guys I'd want to talk music with.

[downingthief]

Homo
- John Cusack
-George Clooney
-Jude Law

Hetero
-Scarlett Johanson (she should be on EVERYONE's list)
-Claire Forlani
-Lauren Bacall (when she was in To Have and Have Not)

[schoolofruckus]

Yeah, are these people who we would just want to sex, or are we taking into account whether or not they'd be cool to hang out with?

That depends on you and your libido. If you can fuck all day and all night, then it probably won't matter what their personalities are. If you like to balance fucking and home-(island-)making, and you don't have a lot of patience for people with bad manners, then it would probably suit you to not put people like Paris Hilton or Pete Dougherty on your island.

I'm joking around to the point, but basically - it's up to you. Explanation of choices is always welcome. Although, someone can correct me if I'm wrong about this, but I believe that selecting people for your islands is a guarantee that you'll be making sexy time with each and all of them. So grab ahold of Dylan's scuff, Tom. You're not going anywhere.

Do they have to be alive?

Hmm.....I don't know. Brandon, I seem to remember you and Rue establishing the rules for this - is one allowed to choose legends for this and specify the time period? Or is it something that has to be applicable to today?

Good question, though; I thought about putting Gena Rowlands (circa 1968) on my list, but decided to keep it current.

[caco0283]

Homo island - Johnny Depp, robert rodriquez, saul williams

hetero island - selma hayek, anne hathaway, kathleen kennedy

[TomAz]

So grab ahold of Dylan's scuff, Tom. You're not going anywhere.

[chairmenmeow47]

this is my living list. if we do a necro list, i will update for jim morrison:

homo island








hetero island







it was a tie between usher and jude law. but since we're on an island, i can make usher teach me to dance, so he wins

[hawkingvsreeve]

These are purely sex islands. Not, "who would you like to hang out with" islands. You can pick anybody you want, alive or dead, and place them from a specific time period.

Also, it is best to play this game live. Being that one of the rules is that once a person is on an island, they can't be on any other island. So obviously Scarlett would be a hot commidity and one lucky person would get to bask in her nordic beauty. There is strategy in placing your picks, and trades are allowed between islands. To further clarify that rule, she could be on one hetero island, and one homo island.

Example of people from time periods:

Homo Island:

Guy Pierce (Time period of Memento, not LA confidential. I don't want a nerd sticking it in me.)
Ethan Hawke
Matthew Fox



Hetero Island:

Alessandra Ambrosio
Scarlett Johansson
Charlieze Theron (from Aeon Flux)

[CuervoPH]

Homo:

John Cusack
Aiden McGeady (player for Celtic FC)
Colin Meloy

Hetero:

Rachel Weisz
Amanda Tannen
Neko Case

[lindseyb]

haha, this is funny.

hetero
jake gyllenhaal
gael garcia bernal
eyal podell (from young and the restless)

homo
maggie gyllenhaal
naomi watts
kirsten dunst

[semisonic]

homo:
brad pitt
george clooney
johnny depp

hetero:
jenny lewis
lucy liu
norah jones

[bartelby]

homo
jake gyllenhaal (can you say brokeback island?)
thom yorke (only if he brings his guitar)
tom brady

hetero
Scarlett Johansson
Penelope Cruz
Rachel Weisz

[keriann]

Ok I'm going by Brandon's rules because thinking of who I'd want to hang out with and also sex requires too much thought.

Homo
Audrey Tatou
Inara George
Jenny Lewis

Hetero
Diego Garcia
George Clooney
Hugh Jackman

[semisonic]

I think Dylan would be goin', "Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door."

[schoolofruckus]

These are purely sex islands. Not, "who would you like to hang out with" islands. You can pick anybody you want, alive or dead, and place them from a specific time period.

Thanks for the clarification, B Dizzle. For the record, I treated it as such; while I enjoy the artistic/societal contributions of all of my island inhabitants, I picked them because I want to do them.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Same here. Doing is in order on my islands.

[Mr.Nipples]

homo
david bowie
henry rollins
johnny depp

hetero
bijou phillips
vera farmiga
emily haines

[CuervoPH]

Audrey Tatou

Awesome call! How did I forget her?