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    Default An Open Letter to KROQKEN: Please Stop Posting So Much

    Dear Ken,

    You seem like a nice guy. You mean no harm or malice towards people.

    But consider this a formal request that you stop posting on here so much.

    The reason I am making this request is that you are ruining the board for everyone else. Here's why: The message board software puts the threads with the most recent posts at the top. When you come in and post on countless threads, some ancient, some new, it pushes all the other threads down the list and on to page two and so on. So, the continuity of conversations gets lost, because there are so many of your posts to wade through. It is tiresome and it is annoying and I really do wish it would stop.

    So please, Ken. I'm not asking you to disappear. Just post at a normal rate like others do. Don't dominate the board, don't dominate conversation. Don't be the boring loudmouth at the party who drowns out all other conversation. OK?

    I'm asking nicely. I'm saying please.

    Thanks,

    Tom
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Pretty please.

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    fukk the pleasantries

    i say we threaten violence again
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    the end is near; here's a post re: the clinical trial he's currently undergoing
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    I go home tomorrow. I will come on here from a cybercafe or a library when I have time and/or disposable funds. I do not own a computer at my house.

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    thanks jesus christ almighty...

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    Ken does look like he will fit in swimmingly with the other disheveled perverts on library internets
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    A guy with 14,000+ posts thinks someone else is posting too much?

    really?

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    Really. Sorry if it's over your head.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    fukk the pleasantries

    i say we threaten violence again
    Really? You want to threaten violence now?

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    Fuck the harder way we doin' it the smarter way.

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    Really Ken..post as much as you want in current relevant threads, but stop bumping year old shit.
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    Default Re: An Open Letter to KROQKEN: Please Stop Posting So Much

    especially threads about date-specific headlines. stuff that happened a long time ago that no sane person would still be discussing.

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    It will be really cool when he bumps this thread in two years.

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    I thought this thread was from last year. I had to check the date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bleep View Post
    the end is near; here's a post re: the clinical trial he's currently undergoing
    I recall him mentioning that he had to sign up every 30 minutes for internet usage at this facility. At the rate he was going, I imagine they're also relieved! (I hope he remembers to untie them and remove the duct tape before he goes!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker_in_a_tree View Post
    A guy with 14,000+ posts thinks someone else is posting too much?

    really?
    LOL... Of course, TomAz is elderly and it's taken afew years to accomplish those 14,000+ posts. kroqken on the other hand was posting like he only had days to live. (Hmm, considering how frustrated peeps were getting the past day or two, he might have had only days to live?)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    /kenado

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    Hurricane Ken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Dear Ken,

    You seem like a nice guy. You mean no harm or malice towards people.

    So please, Ken. I'm not asking you to disappear. Just post at a normal rate like others do. Don't dominate the board, don't dominate conversation. Don't be the boring loudmouth at the party who drowns out all other conversation. OK?

    I'm asking nicely. I'm saying please.

    Thanks,

    Tom

    Somehow, methinks that he'll note the sarcasm, ha ha.
    I will absolutlely concur---it's becoming a continuous sense of deja vu getting on the message board these days.

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    There is no sarcasm. I do think Ken means no harm. I don't think he understands the consequences of his actions. I am trying to get him to see that in a friendly, non-confrontational way.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'll chalk it up to the cynic in me.
    Hope it works...

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    LOL^17 at the screen grab...
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    i hope everytime some fringe comes in here with "awww.lay off guys. Ken isn't so bad" that this image gets posted
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPP.
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    ...and yet had nothing to say about Football or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? How did those topics fly under his radar?

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    Tom we try this every single year. He can not process it. Every year we try to explain this to him and explain how much we as a collective hate it and he just doesn't care and/or doesn't get it. I've given up. The one time a year Ken comes on the board is God telling us to go on vacation.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    awww.lay off guys. Ken isn't so bad
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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    That screen shot of the Misc. Lounge is pretty damning evidence. By all means, post away if you want to add to a discussion but that's just being irritating on purpose.

    Not amused.

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    I am so sorry mister holier than thou, highfalutin, other synonyms bastard.
    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeeeeeee!

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