The help kroqken write a Craigslist singles ad thread.

[SoulDischarge]

I should put a singles ad in just to see who will respond. Anyone want to help me write it.

Do it.

[kroqken]

I would list my qualities and hobbies. Maybe get around too my tall and lanky frame. I would keep it clean, show no signs of desperation or love of sensual experiences. A PG rated ad would rule.

[LooseAtTheZoo]

Mention that you look like Buggy Ding-Dong from the movie Death to Smoochy.

[TommyboyUNM]

From what I've observed, you're the kind of guy who likes to bring up the past. Maybe reflect on internet message board conversations that were had in 2007 and bring them to everybody's attention. You have to find a way to use that as a selling point somehow.

[locachica73]

I really like the ads that have pictures of the guy holding a handfull of money, gold teef, no shirt and the hot gold medalion gleaming through his chest hair. YUM

[kroqken]

From what I've observed, you're the kind of guy who likes to bring up the past. Maybe reflect on internet message board conversations that were had in 2007 and bring them to everybody's attention. You have to find a way to use that as a selling point somehow.

Wow, so I am a man stuck in the past. Kind of like Charlie Chaplin wandering in a disco in 1976, trying to be hip but knowing his best years are behind him. Chaplin approaches a smoking hot 22 year old blonde girl, and she does not know who Chaplin is. He leaves dejected and dies in 1977.

[TommyboyUNM]

Wow, so I am a man stuck in the past. Kind of like Charlie Chaplin wandering in a disco in 1976, trying to be hip but knowing his best years are behind him. Chaplin approaches a smoking hot 22 year old blonde girl, and she does not know who Chaplin is. He leaves dejected and dies in 1977.

It's about how you spin it Kenny. It can show that you have knowledge about history and can really savor the fond memories. You can probably spin this better than I can.

[kroqken]

It's about how you spin it Kenny. It can show that you have knowledge about history and can really savor the fond memories. You can probably spin this better than I can.

I know, I was just being sarcastic. Chaplin did not belong in an era of the Hudson Brothers and Kool and the Gang, but I am not past my prime, and am blessed with past meoories I can use to my advantage.

[kitt kat]

Make sure to mention you have 17,000 myspace friends.

[sbessiso]

Kitt Katt made me lol!

[Pixiessp]

you have 17000 my space pals!!!! so I am really not that special after all am I.

I feel dejected and small.

[kroqken]

you have 17000 my space pals!!!! so I am really not that special after all am I.

I feel dejected and small.

You can be one of them. http://www.myspace.com/kroqken

[canexplain]

you have 17000 my space pals!!!! so I am really not that special after all am I.

I feel dejected and small.

i have two myspace friends so dont feel badly ... cr****

[kroqken]

All of you who need more Myspace friends should add Radiohead's oficial page. They deserve major props. http://www.myspace.com/radiohead

[Archie Bunker]

Singles ad for kroqken:


Very handsome, professional 38-year-old Jewish male seeks female companion in Los Angeles area for something serious. I'll tell you a little bit about myself...

I love people. Every day I'm making new friends. Some people can count all of their friends on two hands, while I would need more than 1700 hands to do the job!

Music is one of my passions. It stirs my soul and guides my light. You can usually find me in the front row at your favorite bands' concerts!

I have a broad range of interests. For example, I'm actively into politics. While many just listen to the talking heads on TV and cast their vote in November, I instead choose to do something about it. Whether it's running for San Fernando Valley city council, or being a write-in candidate for the Mayor of Long Beach, I'm ready to do my part to make the American political system work!

In addition, my extensive wealth of knowledge led me into the field of medicine. While I am not a medical doctor, I participated in an important clinical study as recently as November, 2008!

I am very civic minded and am always thinking about helping my fellow man. Knowing that the blood bank can always use some more supplies, I give plasma twice per week. I do it to help those in need, and not because I need the $30. When I find those less fortunate than myself, I am the first to help out. For example, I met a pretty, 25-year-old girl on the LA Subway last year, and I let her stay with me rent free! That's the type of humintarian that I am!

My idea of a romantic evening is this: I will pick you up at 7:30 sharp. I will have showered that day, and perhaps even brushed my hair. We will take a walk together, not because we're admiring the scenery or people-watching, but because the MTA bus stop is not likely to be right in front of your house. Together we will ride the bus to Denny's, where I will order a hamburger and you can feel free to order anything on the menu, even the Prime Rib! At the end of the meal, I will complain that there was a huge problem with my food last time (even though there wasn't) and get the meal for free. Trust me, it works, because I do it all the time with my friend Stephanie. Then I'll take you to the local movie theater, we'll sneak in the exit, and see the flick of your choice! We'll feel like we're 15 again!

Sound good? Write me!

[Backwater]

Then at the end of the night they're going to wind down and crash at Winchell's Donuts.

[kitt kat]

^HAHA.

[kitt kat]

Single white male looks for single female for MySpace companionship, maybe more.

Bonus points for liking KROQ. Should be able to handle longs winds of unexplained energy followed by extended periods of inactivity.

[kroqken]

Singles ad for kroqken:


Very handsome, professional 38-year-old Jewish male seeks female companion in Los Angeles area for something serious. I'll tell you a little bit about myself...

I love people. Every day I'm making new friends. Some people can count all of their friends on two hands, while I would need more than 1700 hands to do the job!

Music is one of my passions. It stirs my soul and guides my light. You can usually find me in the front row at your favorite bands' concerts!

I have a broad range of interests. For example, I'm actively into politics. While many just listen to the talking heads on TV and cast their vote in November, I instead choose to do something about it. Whether it's running for San Fernando Valley city council, or being a write-in candidate for the Mayor of Long Beach, I'm ready to do my part to make the American political system work!

In addition, my extensive wealth of knowledge led me into the field of medicine. While I am not a medical doctor, I participated in an important clinical study as recently as November, 2008!

I am very civic minded and am always thinking about helping my fellow man. Knowing that the blood bank can always use some more supplies, I give plasma twice per week. I do it to help those in need, and not because I need the $30. When I find those less fortunate than myself, I am the first to help out. For example, I met a pretty, 25-year-old girl on the LA Subway last year, and I let her stay with me rent free! That's the type of humintarian that I am!

My idea of a romantic evening is this: I will pick you up at 7:30 sharp. I will have showered that day, and perhaps even brushed my hair. We will take a walk together, not because we're admiring the scenery or people-watching, but because the MTA bus stop is not likely to be right in front of your house. Together we will ride the bus to Denny's, where I will order a hamburger and you can feel free to order anything on the menu, even the Prime Rib! At the end of the meal, I will complain that there was a huge problem with my food last time (even though there wasn't) and get the meal for free. Trust me, it works, because I do it all the time with my friend Stephanie. Then I'll take you to the local movie theater, we'll sneak in the exit, and see the flick of your choice! We'll feel like we're 15 again!

Sound good? Write me!

17,000, not 1,700

[Pixiessp]

You can be one of them. http://www.myspace.com/kroqken

I am one of them you dorkmeister.

[kroqken]

I feel the butt of a long winded joke. Oh, and I always pay when I take a girl out on a date. Archie's ad is full of hyperboles and exagerations. Most people find me to be a normal sort.

[kroqken]

I am one of them you dorkmeister.

I like being called a dorkmeister. Maybe I can be the Dorkmeister of Coachella. I would wear a Coachella dunce cap authorized by Goldenvoice.

[Pixiessp]

it is a very spectacular honor. you will wear it well.

[kroqken]

It is more prestigeous than winning the "$1.98 Beauty Show" during the 1979-1980 television season.

[Pixiessp]

but not a dunce cap. more like a court jester hat.

[Pixiessp]

Ken, answer a question for me?

[kroqken]

Ken, answer a question for me?

What is your question?

[Pixiessp]

my question is: is it too late to eat ice cream?

will it turn to unsightly fat at this very late hour?

[Pixiessp]

i have two myspace friends so dont feel badly ... cr****

why only 2 Ron? you're such a popular fellow.

[kroqken]

ewww!! I don't like boys. my question is: is it too late to eat ice cream?

will it turn to unsightly fat at this very late hour?

If you have to go to work tomorrow, do not eat it because it will keep you up longer. If you do not have to work, then let your hair down, eat the ice cream and not worry about society's opinion of what food does to a body. You obviously want to eat the ice cream, so follow your passions, heart and dreams. I wish I did when I was younger. Being afraid is not good. If you are still not sure, then heads is eat the ice cream and tails is do not eat the ice cream.