How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you...

[emtgreg]

Blatantly stolen from another forum...

[PassiveTheory]

Damn boycat...

[rage patton]

Both of my fucking cats ALWAYS sleep on my computer. Always. And ONLY when I have actual work that needs to get done. Fucking cats.

[captncrzy]

My cat likes to run downstairs ahead of me and throw herself down on the landing. I've thought for years that she is trying to trip me so I'll break my neck.

[humanoid]

I like cats, but would never sleep where one could get to me. They're conniving little bastards that I would never trust while I'm most vulnerable.

[kitt kat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Oh my God. My cat is trying to kill me.

She's especially guilty of this:



DON'T LET THE CUTE TRICK YOU

[Pixiessp]

what does it mean when they sleep on top of your head?

1.preparing to lobotomize you?
2.planting killer robot fleas in your brain?

[boarderwoozel3]

I'd guess the latter...

My cats fall into all of these categories between the two of them.

[rage patton]

It means they are a deadly duo.

Amazingly enough, NEITHER of my cats slept on my keyboard today. They must know I am onto them.

[boarderwoozel3]

They do compliment each other quite well. One is a fat mute (can't meow though he tries--very funny) and the other is very graceful but won't shut the fuck up!

[rage patton]

Hehehe. The fat one that can't meow sounds cute. My cats also compliment each other well. One is fast, very agile and can jump very high, yet is getting to be a pretty old cat (9 or 10 now) and looks like a wise cat. He is also very sleek looking. The other one is furry, young, dumb and runs into walls.

My cat Sylvester, the old agile one, is snoring right now. It is adorable.