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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    Hahaha...Andy and I already say that we have 5 needy children. Glad science backs us up.
    Haaaa. This is hilarious. Becky and I keep making jokes about the "cat children" we will have after the wedding.
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    No, that's not hilarious.

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    Nobody cares.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    Even in Canada, jokes about pets being your children are too terrible to allow. You might as well be pouring a tin of See's into the pockets of your hoop skirt.

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    We don't have "hoop skirts" in Canada. I have no idea what you are talking about.
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    Rum Tum Tugger is where it's at.
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    Is Rum Tum Tugger your standing order at any number of bars called the Queen Mary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    he just hates closed doors, because SOMETHING AMAZING MIGHT BE HAPPENING IN THERE AND HE MIGHT MISS IT OMG


    But there is, in a parallulz univerz.

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    TAKE MY STRONG HAND

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    David your cat is adorable.
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    One of my cat's new hobby is carrying around a penny her in mouth. She doesn't play with it, she just carries it around in her mouth and then likes to lie on top of it like it's an egg.
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    My cat has a fondness for straws and rubber bands, I'd shoot off some rubber bands and she'll chase after them, sometimes she brings them back. She also finds random objects around the house and drops them near my feet: nails, zip ties, and pieces of aluminum or anything else she'll find. I never know where the hell she gets this stuff because I sweep my floors weekly.
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    Occasionally, my cat uses the dark arts to summon a gorgon demon. Then she'll bat it around the house for awhile and leave it in my shoe. Cutest damned thing.
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    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: Dogs are the most awesome.

    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    That's just freaky.
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    My cat just fell off of my desk because she was being really aggressive about me petting her head.

    FRIDAY NIGHT WHAT WHAT

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    My cat drives with me from LA to Vegas, many times over the last 3 years. he hangs on the passenger seat or roams around the rest of the car.
    Always wear a helmut

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    The gray one is a polydactyl and has an incredible personality. Loves dogs. The calico is ... a calico.
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    Cats are not interested in group dynamics. They don't give a fuck about a group or a herd. That's dog territory. Dogs really get into groups of beings. Cats, no. They are one on one animals. If they have several family members - humans, other cats, other animals - the relationships are entirely and exclusively a series of dyads. There is nothing else. There is no herd.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Thanks so much to all of you for coming out tonight, it's going to be a great show! Men and women are like two different species, am I right? Because the women just want to shop. They do, don't they? I know! And we men just want to eat pork rinds. Story of my life, right? Women shopping and men eating pork rinds all day, and never the train shall meet? It's almost like they're two entirely different species! I'll tell ya - understanding women is harder than pretending to like airplane food! I know, I know. Right? So who's from Cleveland? Anybody here from Cleveland?

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    False.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    And when women get together in a group, phooooooooooooooey. Yak yak yak yak yak yak. Can't get a word in edgewise.

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    My Vegas buddy:
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    Anyone have any recommendations on the best flea-riddance methods for cats? I bought some hippy no chemical trap that is clearly not working.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
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    We don't fuck with anything but this right here

    Frontline for felines

    no fleas ever for any of our pets.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    throw them out like other cat "lovers".
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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