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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
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    Hahaha That is so amazing.

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    Hahaha!!! That's awesome. He looks exactly like one of my friend's cats.

    And now I have "Macavity: The Mystery Cat" from Cats stuck in my head.
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    That is incredible. I want that cat.
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    This definitely calls for a MOTHER FUCKING CAT PARTY!!!!! OMGZ!!!!!OJKABSD:jfbjdvf

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    That is one smart cat.
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    I will name him Mr. Muffins and buy him a bus pass. He's perfect.
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    When I was a teenager, my mother had a house with a bell built in to the front door. In order to ring it, one simply pulled on a lever about three feet up from the floor.

    One day, the bell rung. I went to the door, but didn't see anyone outside, so I went back to whatever I was doing. A few minutes later, the bell rung again. This time I opened it, looked down and saw one of our cats staring up at me. Naturally, I assumed someone was just fucking with me.

    Two days later, same fucking thing. I was confused.

    Finally, I actually saw it go down. I was pulling into the driveway, and I happened to glance at the door just as the cat leaped up, somehow pulled down on the lever with its two front paws, and rang the bell.

    True story.
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    What is the most hypoallergenic cat? (other than siamese or japanese bobtail)
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    CalmerThanYou, My friend, Tigger is peeved that he wasn't notified about the cat party. He Rocks, you know...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    What is the most hypoallergenic cat? (other than siamese or japanese bobtail)
    A hairless one. (Okay, guys...Run with it!)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    What is the most hypoallergenic cat? (other than siamese or japanese bobtail)
    Cornish or Devon Rex.
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    This cat is also awesome:

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
    Lingo, shut the fuck up. You look like a goddamn cancer patient and your analogy is idiotic. Also, The Black Keys are unlistenable garbage, you unbelievable fucking dork.

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    that's an awesome story. cats are the most awesome
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    lol an that made me laugh so hard pf
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    I want that cat too!

    I am gonna have a lot of cats soon.
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    This has been an lolcat for some time now. And a funny one too.


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    HEY BECCA I FOUND AN ARTICLE ABOUT YOU

    http://news.discovery.com/animals/ca...tml?print=true


    Cats Adore, Manipulate Women
    Cats attach to humans, and particularly women, as social partners, and it's not just for the sake of obtaining food.
    By Jennifer Viegas | Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:15 AM ET

    The bond between cats and their owners turns out to be far more intense than imagined, especially for cat aficionado women and their affection reciprocating felines, suggests a new study.

    Cats attach to humans, and particularly women, as social partners, and it's not just for the sake of obtaining food, according to the new research, which has been accepted for publication in the journal Behavioural Processes.

    The study is the first to show in detail that the dynamics underlying cat-human relationships are nearly identical to human-only bonds, with cats sometimes even becoming a furry "child" in nurturing homes.

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    "Food is often used as a token of affection, and the ways that cats and humans relate to food are similar in nature to the interactions seen between the human caregiver and the pre-verbal infant," co-author Jon Day, a Waltham Centre for Pet Nutrition researcher, told Discovery News. "Both cat and human infant are, at least in part, in control of when and what they are fed!"

    For the study, led by Kurt Kotrschal of the Konrad Lorenz Research Station and the University of Vienna, the researchers videotaped and later analyzed interactions between 41 cats and their owners over lengthy four-part periods. Each and every behavior of both the cat and owner was noted. Owner and cat personalities were also assessed in a separate test. For the cat assessment, the authors placed a stuffed owl toy with large glass eyes on a floor so the feline would encounter it by surprise.

    The researchers determined that cats and their owners strongly influenced each other, such that they were each often controlling the other's behaviors. Extroverted women with young, active cats enjoyed the greatest synchronicity, with cats in these relationships only having to use subtle cues, such as a single upright tail move, to signal desire for friendly contact.

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    While cats have plenty of male admirers, and vice versa, this study and others reveal that women tend to interact with their cats -- be they male or female felines -- more than men do.

    "In response, the cats approach female owners more frequently, and initiate contact more frequently (such as jumping on laps) than they do with male owners," co-author Manuela Wedl of the University of Vienna told Discovery News, adding that "female owners have more intense relationships with their cats than do male owners."

    Cats also seem to remember kindness and return the favors later. If owners comply with their feline's wishes to interact, then the cat will often comply with the owner's wishes at other times. The cat may also "have an edge in this negotiation," since owners are usually already motivated to establish social contact.

    DNEWS VIDEO: Find out why all tortoise shell cats are female and why white cats are deaf.

    Although there are isolated instances of non-human animals, such as gorillas, bonding with other species, it seems to be mostly unique for humans to engage in social relationships with other animals. In this case with cats, it's for very good reason. Cats could very well be man's -- and woman's -- best friend.

    "A relationship between a cat and a human can involve mutual attraction, personality compatibility, ease of interaction, play, affection and social support," co-author Dorothy Gracey of the University of Vienna explained. "A human and a cat can mutually develop complex ritualized interactions that show substantial mutual understanding of each other's inclinations and preferences."

    Dennis Turner, a University of Zurich-Irchel animal behaviorist, told Discovery News the he's "very impressed with this study on human-cat interactions, in that it has taken our earlier findings a step higher, using more modern analytical techniques to get at the interplay between cat and human personalities."

    Turner, who is also senior editor of The Domestic Cat: The Biology of Its Behaviour (Cambridge University Press), added that he and his colleagues "now have a new dimension to help us understand how these relationships function."

    BLOG: Cats Get Sick When Routine Changes

    Kotrschal's team is presently involved in a long-term study of man's other well-known animal best friend: dogs.

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    Hahaha...Andy and I already say that we have 5 needy children. Glad science backs us up.
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    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    My 2 fat cats follow me everywhere I go in my house. Everywhere. They come into the bathroom with me.

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    My female cat follows me all over the house too, Cara. The male cat (the one that looks like one of your cats) has grown a strong attachment to my female roommate. He fucking ADORES her! I guess they are manipulating us pretty well because we are both very attached to them.
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    Not as awesome as dogs. FACT.
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    Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    Not as awesome as dogs. FACT.
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    Pussy rules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    My 2 fat cats follow me everywhere I go in my house. Everywhere. They come into the bathroom with me.
    I am constantly stepping my my poor cat because he INSISTS on being under my feet at all times. he also DEMANDS to enter the bathroom whenever me or my girlfriend are in there...but as soon as the door opens he walks in, surveys the area, and leaves. he just hates closed doors, because SOMETHING AMAZING MIGHT BE HAPPENING IN THERE AND HE MIGHT MISS IT OMG
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    What you have just described is a cat.

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    When I leave to check my mail or go for a walk in my complex, my cat follows me like a doggy. He'll stop to inspect something, but catches up with my as long as I jingle my keys.

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