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    aw... you take the fun out of this
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    I was 100% half kidding, pleez go look at default thread...
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    Me and my brother were talking to each other
    'Bout what makes a man a man
    Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born,
    We just couldn't understand

    Our old man didn't like our appearance
    He said that only women wear long hair

    So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
    We knew what we had to do
    We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
    And got our arms tattooed

    Welcome to my life, tattoo
    I'm a man now, thanks to you
    I expect I'll regret you
    But the skin graft man won't get you
    You'll be there when I die
    Tattoo

    My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
    But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
    'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
    And my mother thought that was extremely rude

    Welcome to my life, tattoo
    We've a long time together, me and you
    I expect I'll regret you
    But the skin graft man won't get you
    You'll be there when I die
    Tattoo

    Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
    My wife is tattooed too
    A rooty-toot-toot, A rooty-tooty-toot-toot
    Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
    To you
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    bravo!
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    my avi is on my back, above my butt to the bottom of my shoulder blade. she means hope in the hopeless got it after i got sick. also have a sunflower on the outside of my right ankle and a butterfly on the inside ankle of my left foot
    ~~~COACHELLA 2007- 2011~~~

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    Coachella is much better enjoyed with a sense of absolute freedom...

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    I think Jenna Bush should get a tattoo. A presidential daughter with a tattoo is a barrier that needs to be broken. John McCain's daughter Meghan has a tattoo on her foot.

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    now we know the real reason McCain lost
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    These are the monkeys on my arm.

    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    ^^^^ very cute
    ~~~COACHELLA 2007- 2011~~~

    Originally Posted by humanoid
    Coachella is much better enjoyed with a sense of absolute freedom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    I take it back what I said about your week.
    i knew as soon as it went up it was bad, but i didnt delete it. fuck it.
    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    My newest. Should be getting another two to three hours of work this month.


    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    That is seriously hideous.

    Why would you put those colors on that tone of complexion?

    This whole thread is a disaster of ugly proportions.
    COCKSUCKER!

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    My best friend and I got one half each of the Hedwig tattoo
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    My best friend and I each cut a heart-shaped patch out of our arms and had it grafted on to each other's open wound.

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    neato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    We also traded spleens with no outside help using a rusted potato peeler, an ice pick, a flask funnel, six shoelaces, a darning needle, and one of those Japanese compressed pill towels. Best friendsies.

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    Pffft. You needed the ice pick? Amateur.

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    I'm not going to drink warm drinks while I'm autoextracting my spleen, you fucking pissbag. This isn't the back row of detention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    OH MY GOD. Haahahhahahahaha. +437482 for awesome picture find.

    Apparently, he's been hanging out at my friend's hosue and smoking their weed for the past couple weeks...???
    KittKat, please enlighten me to the numeric system you follow in judging shit you find awesome. I mean, if I had a scale of my own, and it went to like 1,386,942, then you'ld actually suck. And, if say, the standard scale of 1-10 were being used then you'ld be like off the board, huh? (Wait. I might be on to something here!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    My best friend and I each cut a heart-shaped patch out of our arms and had it grafted on to each other's open wound.
    Whew! Had I read this 5 minutes earlier, I'd be mopping up another spill instead of posting!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    maybe nothing looks good on you because you're ugly
    This isnt how we're gunna get our Dylanja pic!!!! You need to schmooze and flatter him
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    We also traded spleens with no outside help using a rusted potato peeler, an ice pick, a flask funnel, six shoelaces, a darning needle, and one of those Japanese compressed pill towels. Best friendsies.
    Oh, shit! You have a flask funnel? I've been in search of one of those damn things! Filling my flask is like trying to thread a shoelace through a darning needle, I'm telling you! Please Hannahrain, do share!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm not going to drink warm drinks while I'm autoextracting my spleen, you fucking pissbag. This isn't the back row of detention.
    You're not supposed to drink any fluids in or around surgery. *Gestures toward the dunce cap and stool*

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    I cut people up better when drunk. I've never even gotten a ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calamity Jane View Post
    That is seriously hideous.

    Why would you put those colors on that tone of complexion?
    That's exactly what I was thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I cut people up better when drunk. I've never even gotten a ticket.
    I dance better whilst under the influence, but have been cut off by club security twice. It was the same gay club both times, fuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    I have this on my right wrist
    i had a camp counselor who had that on her right wrist. how very peculiar.

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    It is like an all knowing eye. It could be watching the detective.

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    Just thought I'd share my ink with you guys since I have a fresh one.


    This is my black & white arm (my right arm). I used to be real religious and this is proof. Lol. I like these tattoos even though I'm not even close to religious anymore.




    This is an ambigram gone wrong. The artist decided to add some artistic flare to it and the word upside down looks like "paint" instead of "pain". I still know what it means, but WTF?! I had it drawn up perfectly.




    This is my color arm (my left arm). I think this was about 6 total sessions.




    These are cherry blossoms on the inside of my left arm. Probably the most painful session that I had out of all of my tatts. I got this in November of 2007.




    This is the Zia symbol on the New Mexico state flag. It is on my right calf and I got it in August of this year.




    And this is the piece I got today. "The Tourist" is a song that basically speaks to how I view life and try to live. That you should realize the beauty of things and stop to take a look around and savor what life has to offer. This is on my left calf.


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    Means "Banish the Infernal Cadence," I met a parisian guy while I lived in Indonesia in the middle of one of the large protests during the economic crisis... He handed me a sign that said this on it. Turns out it came from the langlois protests in the late 60s in paris... Ended up becoming one of my best friends... I finally got it done when I was in paris last year

    I have been thinking about getting another one... But much smaller... I have wanted the muted posthorn for quite some time now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    This is an ambigram gone wrong. The artist decided to add some artistic flare to it and the word upside down looks like "paint" instead of "pain". I still know what it means, but WTF?! I had it drawn up perfectly.

    What does it say right-side-up?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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