What does douche mean?

[LunaVC]

isn't it fucking French for 'shower'?

ROFHWHSNA!

[JustSteve]

Definition of Douche

Douche: A stream of water directed at any part of the body or any body cavity, often into the vagina, for cleansing or medicinal purposes.

A douche can be with a simple solution of vinegar in water. Some commercial douche solutions have somewhat more romantic names than vinegar (names such as Country Flowers, Fresh Baby Powder, Fresh Mountain Breeze, Spring Rain Freshness, etc.).

Vaginal douching has been done for many, many years. However, there is currently concern that it may sometimes cause problems. It may mask, or even worsen, conditions such as bacterial or yeast infection of the vagina. Even more seriously, douching is associated with an increased risk of pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). It is also associated with an increased risk of an ectopic pregnancy (probably due to PID). The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) recommends against douching.

"Douche" is the French word for "shower." French, being a Latin language, took the word from the Latin -- from ducere, ductum, meaning to lead or conduct (water).

[LunaVC]

you know when Americans call people a douche bag.

What is that? What's a douche bag? Is that something you take into the shower with you?

[LunaVC]

cowabunga means 'pass the rizla ya flid'

[Donaldj]

lmao

[Blinken]

what does "pass the rizla ya flid" mean?

[LunaVC]

flid is I dunno, have to go on urban dictionary ...you know, a flid..it means nothing..it's just flid. Means whatever you want it to mean. I guess like twat, could be female genetalia.

Rizla is paper m8

you know

to wipe your arse with after dropping the kids off

[JustSteve]

you know when Americans call people a douche bag.

What is that? What's a douche bag? Is that something you take into the shower with you?

Douche bag: n. a device, as in a syringe, for the introduction of a stream of fluid, often a mixture of water and vinegar or a medicated solution, into a body cavity, especially the vagina.

[LunaVC]

a douche is someone who doesn't know what they're talking about

that sounds shit tbhm, I reckon i'll just keep calling people a fridge magnet

[LunaVC]

I wouldn't mind being a douche bag

depends on who's mooey I was stuffed up

[zenidogx]

douche bags show up at shows hours before doors open and tend to crush teenage girls on their way to the front of the stage.

[CalmerThanYou]

dissssssssssssssssss

[LunaVC]

douche bags show up at shows hours before doors open and tend to crush teenage girls on their way to the front of the stage.

ha ha ha!

I do that!

I don't do it to get to the front, just to get a quick grab tho

am I still a douche carbrone?

[Cdubby]

no, you're just being a butt plug then.

[boarderwoozel3]

A proper anal bead even.

[stinkbutt]

am I still a douche carbrone?

What?

[luckyface]

I wouldn't mind being a douche bag

depends on who's mooey I was stuffed up

Mooey? That is awesome hahahaha!

[SFChrissy]

luna's avie looks like a douche...

[M Sparks]

to wipe your arse with after dropping the kids off

Alias

Only a American douchebag would say this.

[vinylmartyr]

Remember when Rue pretended to be that British guy and would say Hail Britannia after every post. When that troll Mozzamarr was around. I know most of you wont but its nice to reminisce.

[amyzzz]

wait, wait, which British guy?

[vinylmartyr]

I don't remember the screen name.

[Sonicifyouwantit]

I hate this thread, and calling someone a fridge magnet is gay