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    Default Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    why?

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    because these items are found in order on her rider:

    2 Organic Lemons
    1 bottle Organic Pure Maple Syrup (Grade B)
    1 jar Organic Cayenne Pepper
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    4AA Batteries?

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    likes to switch off between the camels and the marlboros

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    Wow. I kind of want to start a EFFF MIA thread right now.
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    I'm going to make a hospitality rider and send it to people before I go over to their houses.
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    Damn, that's a lot of food.

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    This rider seems fairly reasonable compared to some of the others that I've seen. What's the big deal?

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    Why is it nobody has leaked a Radiohead rider?

    I remember the NIN tour rider from the good old days required a box of corn starch (VERY IMPORTANT).
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    On the maiden voyage, my buddy and I would randomly yell out Guy-Manuel and Thomas whenever we walked by a group speaking French in case one of them turned around hahaha

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Why is it nobody has leaked a Radiohead rider?

    I remember the NIN tour rider from the good old days required a box of corn starch (VERY IMPORTANT).
    Right, they dump cornstarch all over everybody in the band as a pre-concert good luck ritual. Do they still do this?
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    My cuz is rollin' with M.I.A.!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Right, they dump cornstarch all over everybody in the band as a pre-concert good luck ritual. Do they still do this?
    Really? I thought the cornstarch was for cutting heroin.
    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    On the maiden voyage, my buddy and I would randomly yell out Guy-Manuel and Thomas whenever we walked by a group speaking French in case one of them turned around hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Really? I thought the cornstarch was for cutting heroin.
    Trent Reznor told me this himself back in 1994. And I saw the band do it once too.
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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    Not sure how old this is but here i NIN's rider.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backsta.../nin/nin1.html

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    Do the celebrities really eat all this shit they order? I don't get it.
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    They give it to their groupies and hangers-on I assume.
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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Why is it nobody has leaked a Radiohead rider?
    It's not that interesting, except that the truck drivers don't like turkey.





    Last edited by fatbastard; 11-13-2008 at 08:57 AM.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Why is it nobody has leaked a Radiohead rider?

    I remember the NIN tour rider from the good old days required a box of corn starch (VERY IMPORTANT).
    There was one floating around the internet awhile ago. Nothing really stood out as weird. It was like meals for the crew with vegetarian options, Red Stripe beer, healthy crap like yogurt and fruit, and tea.
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    ^ Now that's a rider I approve.
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    More laser beams is ALWAYS prefered to less laser beams. ALWAYS.

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    But she's preggers! That CANNOT be healthy.

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    Maybe she is trying to abort her baby via the Master Cleanse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Maybe she is trying to abort her baby via the Master Cleanse.
    how would she even know is she had a miscarriage if on the master cleanse? She would just be on the can, in a lot of pain, and hear a splash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Why is it nobody has leaked a Radiohead rider?
    The things you dont know Frank....



    And yes Feather, you would approve, considering Thom is a Vegan and all..




    Oh and their truck drivers dont like turkey.

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    Wow. I kind of want to start a EFFF MIA thread right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by feather View Post
    Do the celebrities really eat all this shit they order? I don't get it.
    Not usually.
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    Heheheh cr****

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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    I read through the responses before going to the link and expected something a lot worse. I don't get it.....?

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    I did the master cleanse fast. I fasted for 10 days. The first two days are the hardest.
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    Default Re: Looks like M.I.A. is on the Master Cleanse

    did you poo something like that picture shows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I'm going to make a hospitality rider and send it to people before I go over to their houses.
    YES.

    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    did you poo something like that picture shows
    You poo big long snake-coils of black shit that is undigested from your intestines. Especially if there's meat in there.
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