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Thread: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

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    Default ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    WHAT THE S**T....


    http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
    http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands



    There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
    We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
    We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
    Gay Bands

    Bands to watch out for
    Lil'Wayne
    P!nK (gay family)
    The Black Keys
    Coldplay
    SlipKnot (make-up)
    RadioHead
    Michael Jackson
    Boredoms
    School of Seven Bells (gay twins)
    Jason Mraz
    Jonas Brothers
    Rilo Kiley
    Death Cab for Cutie
    Sarah McLachlan
    George Strait
    Cold War Kids
    Toby Keith (cowboy)
    P-Diddy
    Black People
    Vampire Weekend
    King Crimson
    Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
    Bob Dylan
    Fleet Foxes
    Sigur Ros (nudists)
    Twisted Sister
    The Spores (endorse suicide)
    Scissor Sisters
    Turbonegro
    Rufus Wainwright
    Merzbau
    Ravi Shankar
    The Butchies (lizbians)
    Wilco
    Bjork (mb)
    Tech N9ne
    Ghostface Killah
    Bobby Conn
    Morton Subotnik
    Cole Porter
    The String Cheese Incident
    Eagles of Death Metal
    Polyphonic Spree
    The Faint
    Interpol
    Twisted Sister (jj)
    Tegan and Sara
    Erasure
    The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
    Le Tigre
    Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
    The Gossip
    The Magnetic Fields
    The Doors
    Phish
    Queen
    The Strokes
    Morrissey(?questionable?)
    Metallica
    Judas Priest
    The Village People
    The Secret Handshake
    The Rolling Stones
    David Bowie
    Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    Man or Astroman
    Richard Cheese
    Jay-Z
    Depeche Mode
    Kansas
    Ani DiFranco
    Fischerspooner
    John Mayer
    George Michael (texan)
    Angel Eyes
    The Indigo Girls
    Velvet Underground
    Madonna
    Elton John
    Barry Manilow
    Indigo Girls
    Melissa Etheridge
    Eminmen
    Nirvana
    Boy George
    Jon Brion
    The Killers
    Lou Reed
    Lil' Wayne
    Motorhead
    Jill Sobule
    Wilson Phillips
    DMX
    Wesley Willis
    Lisa Loeb
    Ted Nugent (loincloth)
    Dogstar
    Thirty Seconds to Mars
    Lil' Kim
    kd lang
    Frank Sinatra
    Hinder
    Nickleback
    Justus Kohncke
    Bob Mould
    Clay Aiken
    Arcade Fire
    Bright Eyes
    Corinne Bailey Rae
    Audioslave
    Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Panic at the Disco
    The Cure (makeup)
    Spin Doctors
    The Deers
    Lindsey Lohan
    The Smiths
    Beck
    Tom Waits
    The Cramps
    Cannibal Corpse
    Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
    Perfect Sin
    The Queers
    NoFx(gay punk)
    Soup Dragons
    Elton John(really gay)




    We understand that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your Child.
    With that understanding, Donnie has created this Powerful tool to help you in your quest to raise a straight child.
    The bands on this list are Safe. They foster Heterosexual desires and stimulate a Christian mode of thought. If you have any questions or suggestions for other safe bands please email us.
    Safe Bands

    Cyndi Lauper

    Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher)
    The Right Brothers (bush was right!)
    Dresden Dolls
    UnderOath
    Blondie**
    Creed
    Falling Up
    Flyleaf
    Sandi Patti
    Disciple
    P.O.D
    Evanescence
    By The Tree
    Michael W. Smith
    Jars of Clay
    DC Talk
    Danielson
    Cheap Trick

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    It makes me so sad that there are people like this in the world, and i am thrown under that same stereotype because im a christian too

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    hahaha
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    I WISH the black keys were gay
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    Chris, it is okay to type Shit. You are a big boy.

    Oh wait, that wasn't gay was it?

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    My favorite: Morrissey (questionable?)

    Yet Ravi Shankar is boldly, stridently, unquestionably gay.
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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    I love this list. It makes me feel so gay. But, Roxy Music isn't on there. They screamed Gay love.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    Also, Cyndi Lauper is safe. Nevermind headlining the True Colors tour. This has to be a joke.

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    Jaz-Z?

    EMINEM???
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    If Boredoms are gay, I don't wanna be straight.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    I thought Hinder was Christian Rock.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    I think Coldplay, Radiohead and BOREDOMS just makes this funny. PLUS, dogstar, so Keanu Reeves is gay apparently. Also Frank sinatra...


    edit: Jonas Bros on there, and those kids like all have their purity rings, is funny...

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    The more I look at this list, the more it reveals its perfection. Additional favorites:

    Toby Keith (cowboy)
    Sigur Ros (nudists)
    Ted Nugent (loincloth)
    Elton John (really gay)
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    Hey rubber toe, it's a message board not a English essay. NERD

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    Well, Keanu IS gay, but thats offtopic
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Keanu's asexual, because he's a robot. Or an alien. He has no emotion
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    i've seen this before. it's major LOLZ. But, I hate to break it to you...It's fake.

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    This is a joke, correct??
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    i've seen this before. it's major LOLZ. But, I hate to break it to you...It's fake.
    that's a crazy amount of work to put into something so ridiculous!
    '99-'11...

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    SlipKnot (make-up)
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    You'd be surprised just how quickly the edge of your own sanity comes into view.

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    that's a crazy amount of work to put into something so ridiculous!
    Yeahhhh. But it's very fake. I remember doing some extensive googling about two years ago to clear it up.

    But if there was really a "GAY BAND" list, Of Montreal should be on it for serious.

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    And AFI isnt on this either, that kind of threw me for a loop... Also, the safe list needs to be longer. And I never implied it was real..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I love this list. It makes me feel so gay. But, Roxy Music isn't on there. They screamed Gay love.
    They also wrote a lot of songs about treating women like objects, which is one of the easiest ways to get a ticket on the Heaven Express.

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    whoa dude.
    its sad, but there are actually people who will follow this "advice"
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    I love that Beck is on the list ! white stripes should be on it, just cuz
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    I thought this was going to be a poll between:

    Supre vs. Salah
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    Default Re: ''Gay'' Bands vs ''Safe'' Bands

    Its a little too obvious who would win
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post

    But if there was really a "GAY BAND" list, Of Montreal should be on it for serious.
    i'm gay for Of Montreal.

    and i'll be at that Palladium show. i'm still debating if i should wear the Kevin Barnes makeup or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I love that Beck is on the list ! white stripes should be on it, just cuz
    Raconteurs should be on it. JW and BB are totally homo for each other.
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    BB is absolutely 100% without a doubt hands down the bitch in that relationship.

    white stripes (color coordinated outfits)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    BB is absolutely 100% without a doubt hands down the bitch in that relationship.


    it's so true.
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