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    What's with all of the hostility on the board lately? Every single thread seems to deteriorate into pissing matches and needless name calling. Even the most benign of threads will suffer this fate the second someone who is "disliked" by someone else posts something, regardless of what that person is actually posting.

    I find it curious that anyone on here could "hate" anyone else based solely on what that person posts on the internet. There are people here that annoy me, there are people here who I rarely agree with, but I cannot say that I "hated" anyone. And certainly their presence in a thread that I'm viewing does not effect me in ways that result in my flaming them simply for being there.

    I guess what I'm saying is that this incessant flaming is getting old...fucking old, and is sucking the fun from the board. We're all here to fill boring gaps in our daily lives, can't we just fuck around and have fun without all of the melodramatic clique-based gang warfare?

    A perfect example of how to have fun on the board: the accidental ingestion of one's own semen thread. I've never laughed so hard reading a thread where my fellow boardies admit to tasting their own juice...fucking gold!
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    THANKS BUGGIE

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    im calm.





    and happy!
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    oh god, that is scary....
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    If you scroll down at just the right speed, it's like looking through a flipbook of ungodly horrors.

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    Default Re: Pent up sexual tension?

    Exact same thing that's been said a thousand times.

    You're not going to make a difference.

    And that semen thread was retarded.

    Hippie.
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    I wholeheartedly agree pagenman, I have never understood why someone can dislike someone else over the internet to the point of letting them ruin your day. But then again I am full of rainbows and butterflies... haha

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    what semen thread?

    edit: nvmnd. found it. yeah retarded
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    That semen thread was a pile of shit...the fact that the majority don't seem to recognize this is the main problem with this board.

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    HEY ERIK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    That semen thread was a pile of shit...the fact that the majority don't seem to recognize this is the main problem with this board.
    I thought it was a funny read. And if you don't enjoy something does that mean it shouldn't exist? I am not trying to be annoying or rude, just asking the question.

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    if erik doesn't enjoy something that's grounds for it's nonexistence.
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    Take that shit to Something Awful or 4chan.

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    does everything have to be so cereal?
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    It's all YOUR FAULT, Sabeezy!
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    I thought that goes without saying. Love the sig
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    Peace and love is boring. Go elsewhere for it. Hate and venom has always been the golden thread to the anti-socialites here. Deal with it or go away.
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    Amen.
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    That is up until April, that is when I originally joined the board and everyone seemed mighty lovey then.

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    We were all still on a Coachella high.
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    If you really think the semen thread was the most annoying thread to get posted on here, you need to get some pussy. Seriously. I'll take gross and taboo over fucking boring discussions about Best Album/30 Albums/Album From This Decade/Album By (Artist)/Some Dumb Shit Pitchfork Hyped/Whether Or Not Any Of These 20 Different Shitty Bands Could Headline et cetera any fucking day of the week.

    You're making an already boring board more boring by being a bunch of pussies. Seriously, just stop it. It's not enough that we have to put up with the morons being morons, we have to put up with the smart people being annoying twats while the morons are still morons.

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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Pent up sexual tension?

    Except semen thread sucked so hard because it's pointless, annoyingly childish, full of moronic statement, and pretty thinly veiled suggestions of homophobia. There's no point in reading it, because it's not funny or shocking, it's vapid.
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    I didn't read it. Now the curiousity is forcing me towards it.
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    It's vapid, just remember.
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    Well I disagree. Frankly, the taste of semen has been a comedic mainstay for as long as I can remember--I don't know where you ever got the impression that it could be otherwise. Plus it's funny watching all the homophobe fags act straight. Whatever, I don't give a shit--you're right, you SHOULD just keep cunting up the board. All of you, just cunt all over the place. That'll help.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Except semen thread sucked so hard because it's pointless, annoyingly childish, full of moronic statement, and pretty thinly veiled suggestions of homophobia. There's no point in reading it, because it's not funny or shocking, it's vapid.
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    I want to be a better poster Randy. I do. Please advise on how to get more intelligence and wit.

    sincerely,
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Well I disagree. Frankly, the taste of semen has been a comedic mainstay for as long as I can remember--I don't know where you ever got the impression that it could be otherwise. Plus it's funny watching all the homophobe fags act straight. Whatever, I don't give a shit--you're right, you SHOULD just keep cunting up the board. All of you, just cunt all over the place. That'll help.


    I agree, but I don't know if the comedy lies in the tasting of semen or the accidental tasting of semen. I'm going with accidental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    I want to be a better poster Randy. I do. Please advise on how to get more intelligence and wit.

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    Taste more semen, obviously.






    I'm including semen in every single post I make for the rest of the day in protest to this rash of faggotry.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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