True Blood

[gazercmh]

Those death strap things that the authority or whatever its called put on Eric and Bill look like they came from the clearance bin at the local leather shop.

Terry war crimes plot line - now there's a fire monster?

Tara vampire plot line - dumb and dragging poor Pam down with it.

Sookie, Bill, Eric and wolfman plot line - dumb.

Russell Edgington - not worth bringing back.

Jason plot line - I used to like that character.

Shifters plot line - who cares.

Only character I like anymore is the deputy and that's because we just watched season 2 of The Wire and I liked him there.

I'm done with this show.

[Down Rodeo]

I can't help but laugh every time I hear someone say Sanguinista.

[Mugwog]

I can't help but laugh every time I hear someone say Sanguinista.

It sounds like a dessert from Italy. Or a fancy cookie from Pepperidge Farms.

[H_is_O]

Moral of the latest episode... if you want to bone a vampire share a Parliament with them

[downingthief]

As terrible as this season has been, the last episode had a few moments that I enjoyed. Granted, ONLY a few. I actually would like to see Russell back in the mix. The best moments in the show overall have always been "vampire focused". I pretty much want to fast forward during anything involving Jason, or Terry at this point. I still like Lafayette (as a character, and I think Nelsan Ellis does a great job portraying him). Sam is a useless character at this point.

[scenicworld]

come on, everyone. Jason in he-man jammies!

[H_is_O]

i agree.

[Mugwog]

Whoever the wardrobe person is, they have some good sources to select from.

[casey]

As terrible as this season has been, the last episode had a few moments that I enjoyed. Granted, ONLY a few. I actually would like to see Russell back in the mix. The best moments in the show overall have always been "vampire focused". I pretty much want to fast forward during anything involving Jason, or Terry at this point. I still like Lafayette (as a character, and I think Nelsan Ellis does a great job portraying him). Sam is a useless character at this point.

Yep, nailed it. They need to not focus on so many subplots in every episode and keep it vampire-focused. The Terry thing is so fucking stupid it makes me cringe.

[chairmenmeow47]

why yes true blood, it is in fact too soon for the smoke monster 2.0.

[H_is_O]

In my opinion another boring episode they spread out what i want to happen in 10 minutes and make it a whole episode.

The one before this they spend the whole episode searching that abandoned house, should have taken like 10 minutes

This one same shit, it takes 2 minutes in the beginning and nothing cool happens till the last 2 minutes

With all that being said, due to this cliffhaning formula is am still going to stay tuned for next weeks episode

[tessalasset]

I would just like to contribute to the above discussion by saying that Jason is not at all appealing and you all are crazy for ranking him first.

THANK you. I thought I was the only one. While I can appreciate his physique from an objective standpoint, he is not my type whatsoever. Gross.

why yes true blood, it is in fact too soon for the smoke monster 2.0.

And did they really have to make him SAY "Smoke Monster"? That whole plot line is so damn boring. And they couldn't at least cast the HOT Scott from Felicity?

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[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

While I'll agree with your other assertations, I must disagree with your view of which Scott was the HOT Scott from Felicity. Team Foley all the way. And I actually think he is playing the unapologetic ex-seargent fairly well, despite the shitty and irrevlavent plotline they have to deal with.

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

From Dlisted.com

Hot Slut Of The Day!


Ruby Jean Reynolds (as played to messy perfection by Alfre Woodard), Lafayette's Jesus-loving, schizophrenic, homo-hating mother on True Blood.

(True Blood spoiler alerts!) I'm happy that Lost's the Smoke Monster is getting work on cable TV, but True Blood is overdosing on story lines and they need to cut some shit to focus on what's really important. I don't need another scene from that annoying fairy club of dumb fairies doing a stupid fairy lambada dance choreographed by Abby Lee Miller. I don't need to see derpy dough person Hoyt getting his neck sucked AGAIN while dressed like Avril Lavigne. And I really don't need to see Eric's crazy sister on her knees (bitch is always on her knees) and praying to Lilith Crane. But what I really need is more of Eric caressing Alcide's cheek (more on that beautiful moment later, I hope) and RUBY JEAN REYNOLDS!!!

Alfre deserves all the Emmys for the side-eye-inducing sass she spit during one of the best scenes from last night's episode. I mean, this line right here needs to be hand-stitched on a throw pillow:


Ruby Jean needs her own spin-off show where she recaps the entire True Blood episode from her mental hospital bed while Lafayette rolls his eyes next to her. More Ruby Jean, less everything else!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Hrmm.

[Kyliediscope]

This show is going to get the ax soon.

[stinkbutt]

Did they scrap the whole vampire that killed Sookie's parents thing?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Did they scrap the whole vampire that killed Sookie's parents thing?

I think it's just getting teased for next season

EDIT: Yeah, apparently, after the trailer for Treme (makes jerk off gesture), there was a "bonus" True Blood scene which referenced Marlow

[ENluv12]

I can't stand this Lilith bullshit.

[scenicworld]

Billith. ugh.

[ENluv12]

Ha. you win

[gazercmh]

This show is going to get the ax soon.

It was renewed for another season.

[ENluv12]

^Dafuck?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I meant "Warlow" when I said "Marlow"

[scenicworld]

here's the Warlow bonus scene:



I'm not spoiler tagging this since it's just speculation, but rumor has it that we've already met "Warlow" and that he might be a somewhat regular cast member. I guess one of the producers got really hush-hush when asked directly if we've seen Warlow in an episode already.

[chairmenmeow47]

YAAAAY, NO MORE "SOOKEEHHHHHH"