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    Default The Legend of Chuck Norris

    I tried posting this in the movie corner, but apparently it's the new Don Knotts.

    Click this fucking link!

    It's a trailer to a movie that will possibly change your life!

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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    that could have been SO much better.


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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    Your parents say the same thing about you every day.

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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    but dont you agree? (about chuck)


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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    It's just a trailer. I'm confident that the full-length movie will delve much deeper into all the various Norris legends and mine them for significant (though probably not full, now that you mention it) comic effect.

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    oh so there is actually a movie going to be made? i thought it was just a trailer for fun.


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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    Bill.

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    Chuck Norris is a stupid Republican hack and an "actor" who cannot act to save his life.

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    you know they say Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard...only a fist.
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    Thats awesome..
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    Peewee Herman>Chuck Norris

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    Peewee Herman > kroqken
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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    chuck norris once beat the sun in a staring contest

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    Chuck invented the sun.

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    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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    this is fantastic news...we can all fist ourselves in peace now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    This Chuck Norris shit has never, ever been funny. It's right up there with pirate and ninja humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Ninjas are not funny, they are deadly. The deadly arts is nothing to joke about. Who is going to save your wife and baby from the Yakuza, because you had a drug deal go wrong????

    Thats right a fucking ninja. respect.

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    N to the

    O to the

    R to the

    R to the

    I to the

    S Chuck Norris


    ooooooo this is the chorus.
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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    lastgreatman is a hater...or he just doesnt understand the sheer godliness of chuck

    he once ordered a big mac at burger king...and got one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueDevil50 View Post
    lastgreatman is a hater...or he just doesnt understand the sheer godliness of chuck

    he once ordered a big mac at burger king...and got one!

    How is that funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    How is that funny?
    How is any of this?
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    I agree. This place has gone to shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    How is that funny?
    its not...

    and just for the record, chuck norris fucking sucks...
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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris jokes will never get old. They have a permanent place in popular humor, like dead baby jokes.

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    Default Re: The Legend of Chuck Norris

    it wasnt meant to be funny...its just an amazing fact that you cant seem to grasp...one day my boy, one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    How is any of this?
    maybe they just need to up your dose of lexapro =)

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