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    I'm getting married in 27 hours. This shit is crazy.
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    Marriage is a beautiful thing - everyone should try it at least twice in their lifetime.

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    Don't worry, it won't last long.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    If it's not too late to offer my advice as a divorcee - Don't fucking go through with it.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    better hurry up and go fuck a stripper.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Congrats! You'll be fine.
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    The only thing worse then getting married would be getting a divorce. Randy, your infinite wisdom never ceases to amaze me. I almost did put this in the Complaining thread. I need a god damn Xanax and tI need to listen to the Flobots...
    Quote Originally Posted by sames44 View Post
    Marriage is a beautiful thing - everyone should try it at least twice in their lifetime.

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    Marriage is a beautiful thing - everyone should try it at least twice in their lifetime.

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    the best advice any of you can give that are opposed to marriage, is what you've done in your marriage or relationships. that way, deviate knows what not to do.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    the best advice any of you can give that are opposed to marriage, is what you've done in your marriage or relationships. that way, deviate knows what not to do.
    Valid point...

    As long as you're not marrying my ex-wife, it should be smooth sailing.

    Bon chance!
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Marriage is fine. It's the wedding that sucks. Just fucking elope.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    and drugs
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Goodness, you people are negative. Marriage is not all doomsday and misery. I'm married. I'm happy. The husband is happy. Yay.

    You'll be fine.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    Goodness, you people are negative.
    For real...


    Congrats, it will be great. Think postive and have a blast.
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    I was positive. My marriage has gotten better every year (after the tough early babyhood years--those kinda sucked).
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Marriage is fine. It's the wedding that sucks. Just fucking elope.
    Yeah, that's what we did. That, and the two or three years that followed, were awesome. The rest of it...Not so much.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    I've on my 6th marriage and you don't hear me complaining.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I was positive. My marriage has gotten better every year (after the tough early babyhood years--those kinda sucked).
    I know...we were posting at the same time!
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    You should be freaking out. Say goodbye to your hopes and dreams. And I think 26 is the youngest that someone should get married. So you're fine in that regard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Yeah, that's what we did. That, and the two or three years that followed, were awesome. The rest of it...Not so much.
    The first 2 or 3 years for us were kinda crappy because we had babies. The baby part was nice, but we didn't really get much time to bond as partners until the kids got older.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    The first 2 or 3 years for us were kinda crappy because we had babies. The baby part was nice, but we didn't really get much time to bond as partners until the kids got older.
    We had our daughter early on, as well. It was after we had that bonding time that we realized we were a lousy fit. And it took a few more years to admit it to each other.

    On the plus side, I've got an amazing kid (and physical custody as well, which I guess is rare for fathers).
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Congrats, Dude. Enjoy the moment. The ceremony/reception will be over in a blink of an eye. Seriously.

    I'm on my second marriage, and am the happiest I have ever been. It can be done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post

    On the plus side, I've got an amazing kid (and physical custody as well, which I guess is rare for fathers).
    I have the same with my Son. Times they are a-changin'.

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    Wow, I didn't realize you had custody, stuporfly.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    And ditto for Sean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    And ditto for Sean.


    Wouldn't have it any other way. His Mom gets him every Friday, and every other weekend. The rest of the time is with me.

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    I just wish I could get the Selector to play my wedding...
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    Congratulations Deviate!

    The Selector to play your wedding? Haha, that would be awesome. I am gonna see if I can get Madness to play mine.
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    A Ball n' Chain isn't always a bad thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post


    Wouldn't have it any other way. His Mom gets him every Friday, and every other weekend. The rest of the time is with me.
    We've got a similar arrangement.

    Before I knew we were having a kid, I never pictured myself in this role. But as soon as I saw my daughter in the birth center, everything changed.

    And I wouldn't have it any other way, either.

    I'd blather on further, but I've sucked enough life out of Deviate_420's wedding thread.

    Sorry to have been such a downer - I'd marry again some day, but I'd be a whole lot smarter about it before I did.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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