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[faxman75]

I've never dated anyone.

Explain. Elaborate. Stop sucking at this.

[amyzzz]

oh i get it.

[SoulDischarge]

Explain. Elaborate. Stop sucking at this.

What? Do you want a list of people I've never dated? Here:

1. Everyone.

[chairmenmeow47]

Explain. Elaborate. Stop sucking at this.

i think SD has been very entertaining so far!!!

but yes, elboration would be nice

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Why haven't you dated anyone? Are you too young for your parents to let you to date? Have you never had interest in dating anyone? Has everyone you've ever propositioned to date you rejected you? I think those are the only 3 potential paths to never having dated someone.

[amyzzz]

So you just "hook up?" (and don't date)

[vinylmartyr]

i would totally post a picture of myself if i hadn't spent a solid third of my posts describing my personal drug use in detail

Does it matter. I almost died at Coachella and I am only Felony probation. My pic is everywhere on this board. No cop has ever asked me about me using the Coachella message board.

[faxman75]

i think SD has been very entertaining so far!!!

but yes, elboration would be nice

Word, I prefer honesty to entertaining though. So talking about getting raped by a mall santa and saying cocain for breakfast lunch and dinner really just sounds boring because it's bullshit. Then when you finally find out something interesting like claiming to have never dated anyone, he refuses to elaborate.

I'm gonna stick to my theory that he sucks at this.

[chairmenmeow47]

i dunno, i guess i can relate because when i fill out myspace surveys and such, if i don't have an interesting honest answer, i just make shit up too. i mean really, what is an interesting "honest" answer to what you would eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

[SoulDischarge]

I'm a fat, misanthropic, anti-social homo who likes other fat, misanthropic, anti-social homos. My options are limited, especially in northeast Ohia, although I had the same problem in LA, I just got more short-term ass. I've had plenty of hook ups and I guess what qualifies as "fuck buddies," but I haven't met anyone with a mutual interest in dating yet.

[SoulDischarge]

i dunno, i guess i can relate because when i fill out myspace surveys and such, if i don't have an interesting honest answer, i just make shit up too. i mean really, what is an interesting "honest" answer to what you would eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Thank you.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

But the point isn't to be interesting artificially. This is a give-and-take relationship. We have to operate under the assumption that the person actually isn't that interesting and therefore ask questions better than "What do you eat for breakfast?" in order to make this thing enjoyable for everyone.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

How fat are we talking?

[faxman75]

i dunno, i guess i can relate because when i fill out myspace surveys and such, if i don't have an interesting honest answer, i just make shit up too. i mean really, what is an interesting "honest" answer to what you would eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

I don't think these questions should be answered like myspace surveys. Just my opinion though.

[faxman75]

I'm a fat, misanthropic, anti-social homo who likes other fat, misanthropic, anti-social homos. My options are limited, especially in northeast Ohia, although I had the same problem in LA, I just got more short-term ass. I've had plenty of hook ups and I guess what qualifies as "fuck buddies," but I haven't met anyone with a mutual interest in dating yet.

See, an interesting, introspective and honest answer.

Thank you.

What was your most embarassing moment?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I don't think anyone should ever fill out myspace surveys. Just my opinion though.

You're welcome.

[SoulDischarge]

I'm around 6'5" and fluctuate between 320-330 lbs.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I would like that beard to close the Sahara on Friday.

(EDIT - As long as it's not into Psy-Trance.)

[SoulDischarge]

That beard is a closer in any situation it runs into.

[faxman75]

It's a bit mossy, no? Maybe shave and hit up the local rainbow friendly spaces.

[SoulDischarge]

What was your most embarassing moment?

As far as acts of public humiliation go, nothing stands out right now. If I think of something, I'll post it. I've got pretty bad social anxiety so I feel embarrassed almost every day of my life just at my own existence, so I've kind of gotten used to the feeling.

[SoulDischarge]

I shaved it all off for an interview back in October and now it's back to about half of where it was. I don't intend to let it get that ridiculous again, but I'm also a lazy procrastinating fuck, so who knows.

[amyzzz]

As far as acts of public humiliation go, nothing stands out right now. If I think of something, I'll post it. I've got pretty bad social anxiety so I feel embarrassed almost every day of my life just at my own existence, so I've kind of gotten used to the feeling.

I can relate. I usually have a lot of trouble this time of year dealing with extended family holiday get-togethers.

[ivankay]

i dunno, i guess i can relate because when i fill out myspace surveys and such, if i don't have an interesting honest answer, i just make shit up too. i mean really, what is an interesting "honest" answer to what you would eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

But the point isn't to be interesting artificially. This is a give-and-take relationship. We have to operate under the assumption that the person actually isn't that interesting and therefore ask questions better than "What do you eat for breakfast?" in order to make this thing enjoyable for everyone.

i think you can get to know a little more about a person based on the food they enjoy the most. i accept Pumpkin's answer to the initial asking because it was funny and might have some truth to it. The question wasn't "What you eat for...", but "What is the best you could ever have?"

That beard is crazy. One of the best this board has produced.

[chairmenmeow47]

i agree, mike. i'm just saying that question is a little bit more difficult to have a really interesting, honest answer to than questions that prompt more than a one word response, such as what holiday would you create and what would you be celebrating?

[SoulDischarge]

Besides, an honest answer to Dandelion's question would be somewhat impossible, because there is no definitive perfect breakfast, lunch, or dinner to me. It all depends on what I'm in the mood for. I'm not the biggest fan of breakfast because I hate eggs and 80% of breakfast foods have fucking egg in them, so I usually stick with pancakes and waffles. I like most commonplace meats, cheese, most bread related items, spices, Mexican, Thai and Italian foods, almost all fruits. I extremely dislike most every condiment, peppers, onions, mushrooms.

And

[amyzzz]

I think pancakes and waffles have egg in them too, fyi.

[SoulDischarge]

But they're not egg flavored.

[ivankay]

Dandelion? i will add that to the small list of nicknames i have.

Speaking of that, what are some of the nicknames you have had attached to you throughout your life? If you know why it was applied to you, please share.

[SoulDischarge]

Mostly just variations on my name. Most people call me Pat instead of Patrick. I don't really have a preference and don't really pay attention to which people use. Pat sounds kind of stupid, but Patrick is kind of awkward to say. Some of my friend's used to call be Big Pat or BP for short, but I always though that was pretty stupid.