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[Suffacated]

Mr. Nipples...
Do you ever see your self being a dad?

[Mr.Nipples]

Mr. Nipples

What is your opinion of the top 10 posters:
suprefan
amyzzz
TomAz
rage patton
sbessiso
TeamCoachellaHellYeah
Boourns
thelastgreatman
bmack86
Hannahrain

theyre all peaceful and good people. even randall.

What is your aphrodisiac?

ground up unicorn horn

Mr.Nipples,

you say you are in school. what are you studying? and why did you choose it? also: which school?

im going to my crappy community college. i pretty much took 3 years off after high school, im just doing general ed. and some music classes right now so i can use their stuff.

Mr. Nipples...
Do you ever see your self being a dad?

no


no

[iv3rdawG]

Nipples, when did you get into MST3K? Also, who's your favorite character out of all the seasons and why?

[Donaldj]

ground up unicorn horn

Human horn?

[algunz]

Have you ever done anything illegal? If so, share an anecdote. You seem to be good at that.

Anecdotes that is.

[canexplain]

if you could, which one guy and one girl would you like to spend 3 days with(and no one else)

a) on a sail boat to hawaii

b) in a mountain chalet snowed in


cr****

[fiyahhh!]

ground up unicorn horn

Heyyyy...

[fiyahhh!]

Mr. Nipples,
please take us on a journey through the musical phases of your life.

[Donaldj]

Heyyyy...

Best Office in forever!!!

[stinkbutt]

If you could have anyone's (living or dead) setup who's would it be and why?

Episode 1, 2, or 3? explain

[faxman75]

Nips,
List the top 5 live performances you have seen in your lifetime.

[ivankay]

You have just been made Supreme Ruler of the World. What do you do with your new title and powers?

[ivankay]

A magical demon has given you the opportunity to restore the world's environment to an early pristine state with no pollution at all. In exchange you have to personally kill 1/5 of the earth's populace. Do you agree to do it? If so, how do you go about it?

[sbessiso]

Nipples, when did you get into MST3K? Also, who's your favorite character out of all the seasons and why?

If I may add to this, what sort of MST3K tattoo do you have in mind?

Also, what were some of the interesting things you did during your time between high school and college?

[ivankay]

In order to get a life time of love from your dream girl/man and a comfortable living situation (house, money, car, etc) all you have to do is cut off all your family and friends (including this board) forever, would you? What's this dream person like if you do or don't?

[iloveorangejuice]

i have to poop

[Suffacated]

Mr. Nipples.
What do you think about ^ having to poop?

[TomAz]

Mr Nipples,

Paper or Plastic?

[algunz]

i have to poop

Me too, but I can't leave the classroom. The kids are taking a test, and they would all cheat.

[iloveorangejuice]

take them to the bathroom with you.

[algunz]

hahaha, bell just rang. I'm gonna go poop. Yeah!!!

[amyzzz]

omg, gunz.

[BROKENDOLL]

It's been 6 minutes...Do you suppose someone should go check on her? Or, one of us could go stand outside the door sayin',"Mommy,mommy, what are you doing," and make her feel she's at home instead of work...

[algunz]

Everything worked out in the end quite well. I'm lighter and fresher.

[fatbastard]

Was the roll over or under?

[algunz]

It's one of those industrial dispensers, so I'm not sure. Considering the set-up, I'm gonna guess overer, but it kind of depends on how you look at it.

[anti-square]

Teachers shit during class hours?!!?! I was always convinced the shitting happened after school and the faculty restrooms was left for extramarital coworker affairs.

[algunz]

I try to avoid it. I'd much rather do it in the privacy of my own home, but when nature calls . . .

[stuporfly]

hahaha, bell just rang. I'm gonna go poop. Yeah!!!

I thought this was some sort of bowel-oriented Pavlovian response until I scrolled up a bit.

[fatbastard]

Nips.

Select one

1)Big nips
2)Little nips
3)No such thing as a bad nip