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[comiddle]

... did anybody else just go look up the eel video?
I found it, but I'm at work, so I'll have to wait a couple more hours.

[HowToDisappear]

Mr. Nipples,

What makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? What constitutes a special night out with that special someone? (Japanese porn excluded.)

[Mr.Nipples]

Mr. Nipples, why are your aliases so much funnier than you?

i dunno why really. half the aliases that ive seen attributed to me arent even mine so youll have to be more specific as to which alias(s) youre referring to

Mr. Nipples,
Who would you pick to star in a movie about your life? Title of movie and soundtrack listing please. What will you call your record label and is it genre-specific?

rick moranis starring How To Accomplish Absolutely Nothing By Age 22

im going to have to get back to you on a track listing and name for the label. good question though.

Mr. Nipples,

Name your top 5 favorite effects pedals, what they do, and why they are your favorites.

5.digitech wh4/wh1 whammy-makes my guitar sound either like a normal bass, a cat having its vocal chords torn apart, R2-D2 having an orgasm, UFO's flying overhead. real fun.

4.ibanez ad202 analog delay-best analog delay ever made in my opinion. has modulation so it makes it sound like waves smashing over and over again against the face of a glacier, without sounding cold. if that makes sense.

3.eventide timefactor- best digital delay ive ever played. the looper and tape delay settings on it arent that good but everything else is fucking stunning.

2.kurzweil rumour- pretty much the best digital reverb unit ive played. can nail the mbv reverse reverb sound 10 times better than the spx90 ever could and can do anything else you ever wanted to do with reverb.

1.emma reezafratzitz-best distortion ive ever played. it will NEVER leave my board.

Mr. Nipples,
how many gross surgery/pus-filled videos do you watch before deciding on the best one to share with us?

they all have their good qualities so i dont discriminate against any of them actually. zitz and abscesses etc. are top priority though.

Mr. Nipples,
your thoughts on Shellac.

great band. what else can i say.

[Mr.Nipples]

Mr. Nipples,

What makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? What constitutes a special night out with that special someone? (Japanese porn excluded.)

staying inside in bed together,ordering out and just chewing the fat. im a homebody and not hard to please.

[kitt kat]

Nipples:

Most horrifying childhood memory?

[leo01g]

Mr. Nipples,
any favorite way of smoking?

[Mr.Nipples]

Nipples:

Most horrifying childhood memory?

watching my little brother crack his head open on the edge of a swimming pool.

[Mr.Nipples]

Mr. Nipples,
any favorite way of smoking?

through a tuba

[SFChrissy]

Mr Nipples, what has desensitized you and compells you to sodomize us visually???

[feather]

Blue or Black ink?

[Mr.Nipples]

Mr Nipples, what has desensitized you...

discovering rotten.com in the 6th(?) grade

and compells you to sodomize us visually???

sometimes its better to make things worse.

Blue or Black ink?

blue

[Wheres the beef?]

Nipples,

What will the end of the world look like?

[Suffacated]

Mr. Nipples.
How many tattoos or piercings do you have?

[ivankay]

You have posted some shit-tastic clips in the past. What is your favorite poo story from you life? If a fart story is better, i'll accept that.

[fatbastard]

Nips is killing it!

[algunz]

Nips, how is your relationship with your parents and family?

[Mr.Nipples]

Nipples,

What will the end of the world look like?

super-super-pangea, where all the continents stack atop eachother like flapjacks

Mr. Nipples.
How many tattoos or piercings do you have?

none. i have plans to get a mst3k tattoo pretty soon though.

You have posted some shit-tastic clips in the past. What is your favorite poo story from you life? If a fart story is better, i'll accept that.

i think my favorite poop story is from the 3rd grade. there was a small clan of trailer dwelling youths a grade up from me who would spend recess bullying other kids by threatening to push a zip loc bag full of fresh dog shit in their faces. i was actually on the receiving end of this threat a few times but walked out unscathed. one recess, a yard duty ended up catching them and demanded that the boys hand over the bag and what was in it. one of the boys held up the bag in her view while refusing to hand it over. shocked, she asked the boys if the shit was human to which the boy replied by pushing the bag about an inch from her nose and saying "no! its from my dog! smell it! see!?"

its not the best poop story ive told here, but its my favorite.

Nips, how is your relationship with your parents and family?

im on good terms with both of my parents. my dad is an ex coke/meth addicted, alcoholic, disc jockey with a hair trigger who made my youth a real chore but since he grew up and cleaned up and was able to let me know how much of a royal fuck up he was, weve been cool. hes been clean for a decade, went mormon, and now owns a string of fitness centers in idaho and oregon and does voice over work. hes the most warped person i know. if theres someone who laughs at dead infant jokes more than me, its probably him. im on great terms with my mom and still live with her. shes a short ecuadorian lady who is very conservative, i dont know how in the hell she found my dad. i dont know my moms side of the family at all but my dads side is fucking weird. wal mart folk, a few sexual offenders here and there, my cousin got pregnant at 15, my grandpa makes bolos out of turquoise rocks. just weird fucking people.

[real talk]

Are you in school?

[bmack86]

God, your family sounds great.

[algunz]

Nips, tell us your worst pain story.





I like those.

[amyzzz]

Favorite article of clothing?

[Suffacated]

Do you ever have bad..... I mean, really bad dreams?

[bballarl]

What are your thoughts on the Hindenburg?

[ivankay]

Have you ever been in a physical fight with a non family member? How'd it go down?
If this has happened multiple times, best story please.

[canexplain]

if you found a 100k with no id on it at all, would you turn it in to the cops? and then if you found the aforesaid money and it had a persons id on it, would you contact them? cr****

[TomAz]

when was the last time you got your hair cut?

[Mr.Nipples]

Are you in school?

yes.

God, your family sounds great.

theyre ok.

Nips, tell us your worst pain story.




I like those.

i flew out to visit my dad about 5 years ago the day i started getting an ear infection.

Favorite article of clothing?

i have an old shirt from desert storm that i like alot.

Do you ever have bad..... I mean, really bad dreams?

as a kid, i used to dream that i would be taking a piss and then wake up with wet sheets. i consider that a really bad dream.

What are your thoughts on the Hindenburg?

what a mess

Have you ever been in a physical fight with a non family member? How'd it go down?
If this has happened multiple times, best story please.

i havent been in a physical fight since my junior year of high school. it ended up with the other kid getting in deep shit with his probation officer and that was about it. we both looked like idiots in front of alot of people. i try to avoid physical confrontation as much as possible unless someone needs to have their ass kicked, and the only time that will happen is if you steal my stuff.

if you found a 100k with no id on it at all, would you turn it in to the cops? and then if you found the aforesaid money and it had a persons id on it, would you contact them? cr****

id take about 5 grand either way.

when was the last time you got your hair cut?

3 years ago

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Mr. Nipples

What is your opinion of the top 10 posters:
suprefan
amyzzz
TomAz
rage patton
sbessiso
TeamCoachellaHellYeah
Boourns
thelastgreatman
bmack86
Hannahrain

[feather]

What is your aphrodisiac?

[Pixiessp]

Mr.Nipples,

you say you are in school. what are you studying? and why did you choose it? also: which school?