Get to know your fellow board members....

[H_is_O]

actually dude like this is my filansl statment whyud onestn dedfjdmueeljfseoeo

[H_is_O]

dude fuck it.

[Pixiessp]

But you have plenty of time to litter my FB home page with your crap?

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!! and then....ahahahahahahahaha!

[fatbastard]

WTF Banana?

[ThatGirl]

Need to put out an APB on HB.

[Courtney]

Well this was a fail. Mirror Noir, you need to pick a new person.

[guedita]

When do we get to do repeats

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

I can go if that's cool.

[Mugwog]

MITCH PICKS NOT LOGAN.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

MITCH PICKS NOT LOGAN.

[Hannahrain]

What the fuck is this volunteering yourself for shit business everybody thinks is cool all of a sudden? You don't get to choose whether or not other people are interested in you.

[Miroir Noir]

Logan, you can go.

Why are you enthusiastic to do this? Are there specific confessions you are hoping to make?

[Mugwog]

How does the board affect your daily life?

[nathanfairchild]

When do we get to do repeats

i vote for this.

[guedita]

Logan, please share your most humorous ejaculation experience.

[algunz]

Multiples are always awesome. Wait . . . That's not . . .

[Somewhat Damaged]

Why do you suppose captncrzy thought you were gay? Did her revelation that she was convinced you are prompt you to reconsider your sexuality? What inspired your username? Were you named after Wolverine or is that just a happy coincidence?

[Mugwog]

Awkward boners: who gives you them?

[algunz]

Logan, you live somewhere I wouldn't want to. (I don't remember where.) Do you plan on staying there? If so, why? If not, what is your exit plan?

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Logan, you can go.

Why are you enthusiastic to do this? Are there specific confessions you are hoping to make?

I just think it would be fun. I always enjoyed doing surveys, and delving into the twisted minds of boardies has usually been quite entertaining. Besides, I'm interested to find out what odd questions you have for me.
There aren't really any confessions I am hoping to make. That's why there is a thread for that.

How does the board affect your daily life?

Well, it's usually one of the first websites I check in the day (Misc Lounge being my favorite). Without fail, I find out on the boards which beloved celebrity has died about 3 hours before it appears on my Facebook feed or word of mouth. Also, I use the "it's raining..." threads to confirm death hoaxes or not.

Logan, please share your most humorous ejaculation experience.

Hmm...It would probably be my very first ejaculation. I was 12 I think. I figured out that rubbing the bottom of my dick on the top of a slick sleeping bag I owned felt really good. Enough to cause me to orgasm. BUT, being a stupid 12 year old, I didn't really know A) what was happening, B) why did it feel so good, and C) OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING OUT OF MY PENIS. I quickly used a tissue to contain what jizz I had left. Adrenaline pumping, heart racing, mind a blur. I had no idea what the fuck happened, but I was sure to do it again. I didn't figure out how to masturbate properly until like 6 months later. I had to throw the sleeping bag away cause it was cached in jizz.

Why do you suppose captncrzy thought you were gay? Did her revelation that she was convinced you are prompt you to reconsider your sexuality? What inspired your username? Were you named after Wolverine or is that just a happy coincidence?

1. No idea. Maybe because of my friendly demeanor when I met her at Coachella this year?
2. But of course. Who wouldn't after that?
3. When I was about 14 or 15, The Beatles were my favorite band. The Chili Peppers hadn't released Stadium Shitcadium yet, so they hadn't yet tumbled down the rabbit hole of awfulness that they are in now. I was listening to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band one day, and the combination of the two bands kind of came to me. I googled the name, and it wasn't common at all, so I stuck with it. I made it my email address, and that later became my YouTube account, and I just kinda stuck with it. Do I regret it? Somewhat, since RHCP sucks now, and people on here give me shit for associating with that name at all (even in year 2012), but it's mine, and I almost hope for cross-website recognition if something I post on here or reddit or YouTube gets huge. Besides, it's easier to keep track of only one username.
4. No, but that would be fucking awesome. I am actually named after my parent's friend's children. Their kids are named Logan and Garrett. My parents debated on whether to call me Logan Garrett or Garrett Logan, but eventually settled on Logan Garrett. I was ALMOST named Sterling. That name makes my skin crawl.

[guedita]

Do you hold even the slightest bit of resentment that your parents were evidently too fucking lazy to come up with their own name for you?

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Awkward boners: who gives you them?

If you mean boners that pop up at the wrong time, I'd say, thinking about Kate Upton. She may be dumb as a post, but she is smoking hot.
If you mean people that shouldn't give me boners, I would have to Robert Downey Jr. I am not gay (despite what Capn thinks), but every dude is allowed one male crush.

Logan, you live somewhere I wouldn't want to. (I don't remember where.) Do you plan on staying there? If so, why? If not, what is your exit plan?

It's Edmond, OK.
Here is the deal: I am going to be a senior in college this year. Upon graduation, I plan on looking for a better job. I am going to try for a longshot job at Google (I have a connection to someone high up at Google). If I get that job, I'm getting the fuck out of Oklahoma. If not, I'll probably work full time at a better job here until I get enough money to move to Colorado. My brother lives out there, so I'd have at least some family to support me if shit hit the fan.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Do you hold even the slightest bit of resentment that your parents were evidently too fucking lazy to come up with their own name for you?

Haha no I don't. I like my name, not many people have it. Besides, it helps people to remember my name if I say "you know, like Wolverine." Works every time. No one ever forgets my name after that. I would hate my parents if they named my Sterling like they originally planned.

[guedita]

Has a girl ever made you play out a Babysitter's Club fantasy wherein she plays Mary Ann and you play her new-to-town-boyfriend Logan?

Cus that's what we're doing when we bone, Logan.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Has a girl ever made you play out a Babysitter's Club fantasy wherein she plays Mary Ann and you play her new-to-town-boyfriend Logan?

Cus that's what we're doing when we bone, Logan.

I can't say that I have.
But I'm down for that fantasy, you dirty bitch. Even if I wasn't, I doubt that I would have a say in the matter.

[amyzzz]

Are you a lumberjack, Logan? That's the name I'd give my son if I wanted him to aspire to lumberjackhood.

[nathanfairchild]

You could've been named Sterling? as in Sterling Archer? Sounds like your parents made the wrong choice.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Are you a lumberjack, Logan? That's the name I'd give my son if I wanted him to aspire to lumberjackhood.

[nathanfairchild]

tell me something about you that I don't know.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

tell me something about you that I don't know.

FUCK, dude that's a tough one. Here is one I've never told anyone.

When I was about 14, I would wait until about 3am and I would jerk off in my backyard. Just the thrill of being outside was a huge rush. I only did it a few times, though. It just got too risky.