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[HandBanana]

Tell us about the most recent dream you remember and one that you will never forget.

My dreams aren't terribly interesting and are often really non-linear jumbles of whatever. The common thread is that they are almost always about trying to keep a schedule and being thwarted in some way. At Disneyland trying to hit all the rides, at Coachella trying to hit all the acts.

One recurring nightmare I have and have had sporadically since i was 9 or 10 has to do with the kidnappings that I mentioned a few posts back. It's not so much the kidnappings or even the kidnapper himself. In the 2 or 3 month period when the cops were still looking for the guy, they released a composite sketch of his face that ran HUGE on the front page of our daily paper. Creepiest shit I'd ever seen. This awful face pops up from time to time but not as much now that Im older.
Whats funny is that just seeing this picture again raises my blood pressure and this dude got the gas chamber in like 1996...

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

What is your favorite Adult Swim show besides Aqua Teen?

If you went gay for a day, which male celebrity would you have a raunchy night of sex with?

Do you play many video games?

What are your thoughts on the Legend of Zelda series?

[HandBanana]

What is your favorite Adult Swim show besides Aqua Teen?

If you went gay for a day, which male celebrity would you have a raunchy night of sex with?

Do you play many video games?

What are your thoughts on the Legend of Zelda series?

What is your favorite Adult Swim show besides Aqua Teen?
Metalocalypse

If you went gay for a day, which male celebrity would you have a raunchy night of sex with?
Fassbender

Do you play many video games?
Its weird. We have every current console now, which was a dream when I was a kid, but never have much time to play. If SW Battlefront III ever happens though Ill be back on it.

What are your thoughts on the Legend of Zelda series?
Loved the OG obviously but haven't played any of the others unfortunately.

[Miroir Noir]

If you went gay for a day, which male celebrity would you have a raunchy night of sex with?
Fassbender

I misread this for a minute as Fassbinder, and thought, well at least he would have the coke and necessary sexual orientation.

[HandBanana]

Ha! Me and Fassbinder and Herzog in a seedy Berlin bathhouse rockin super-potent Czech poppers and bro-piling to Einstürzende Neubauten.

[Miroir Noir]

Hahaha

[Somewhat Damaged]

LOL, that's classic HB humor. How is that not obvious?

I'm apparently not a disciple of the guy like you are.

[faxman75]

Who are your top 3 stand up comics of all time?

Would you rather have sex with Ryan Gossling's character in Drive or The Notebook?

Do you ever paint your girlfriend's toenails?

[lt.roast.a.botch]

What festival has the best lineup of 2012 that you've seen? Or alternatively, what festival would you go to if paid to go?

[HandBanana]

Who are your top 3 stand up comics of all time?

Would you rather have sex with Ryan Gossling's character in Drive or The Notebook?

Do you ever paint your girlfriend's toenails?

Who are your top 3 stand up comics of all time?
His act wouldn't really fly nowadays, but Sam Kinson.
Richard Pryor.
Perhaps its recency effect from him blowing up of late, but Louis CK is gonna be around a while.

Would you rather have sex with Ryan Gossling's character in Drive or The Notebook?
You don't have sex with Driver. Driver gives you a 5 minute window and you get fucked. Hard.

Do you ever paint your girlfriend's toenails?
It hasn't ever come up and I'd probably be awful at it.

[HandBanana]

What festival has the best lineup of 2012 that you've seen? Or alternatively, what festival would you go to if paid to go?

We are doing OSL next month which has a battleship of a header card. I haven't seen all the Euro fest lineups.

[HotHamWater]

HandBanana,

I'm not a fan of yours, but I seem to be in the minority. What is it that you think I'm missing about you? This question is mostly coming from a good place. Thanks for your time.

[HandBanana]

HandBanana,

I'm not a fan of yours, but I seem to be in the minority. What is it that you think I'm missing about you? This question is mostly coming from a good place. Thanks for your time.

Good question but I honestly couldn't tell you. Not everyone likes everyone else and that is fine. I've got no ill will toward you. We all just like and dislike what we do.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

HandBanana,

I'm not a fan of yours, but I seem to be in the minority. What is it that you think I'm missing about you? This question is mostly coming from a good place. Thanks for your time.

I think the majority of us that are big HandBanana fans became so through facebook. he is endlessly entertaining all day and night on facebook.

[HotHamWater]

I think the majority of us that are big HandBanana fans became so through facebook. he is endlessly entertaining all day and night on facebook.

Facebook is probably the main reason why I'm not a HandBanana fan. He's right, though, not everyone likes everyone else and everything. I like his answer.

It's also been widely chronicled that I don't like fun. So there's that.

[buddy]

Banana, would you consider collaborating with Hannah on some projects as HannahBanana? I think with her wit, and your graphic skills it could lead to some interesting projects.

[TallGuyCM]

I'm apparently not a disciple of the guy like you are.

[Pixiessp]

Ok BananaHand,

Describe your perfect day. Start from the beginning and don't stop till you drop.

[RotationSlimWang]

Pretend that you could have an original thought--what do you think it would feel like? Would your head explode, do you think? I mean, if you actually conceived of something independently your brain would have to sizzle and explode I would think, right? How could your mind actually create something out of nothing, it would defy the laws of physics, don't you think?

In short: what do you think it would feel like to use your mind for something other than repeating dumb shit you've heard or read on the internet?

[Originalbob]

How many other pictures of board members tits/penis have you stashed away?

If you could get rid of an entire age group, going in increments of 5 years of age (ex: 0-5, 5-10, 10-15, etc), who would it be?

List of board members you're still hoping to meet

[algunz]

Did you go to college? If so, where and how was your experience? If not, do you regret that choice?

[TomAz]

HB,

It has been 21 and a half hours since you last posted in your GTKYFBM thread week. Do you have an actual life? What does it consist of?

[Courtney]

Handbanana, It has been 47 hours since you last posted in your GTKYFBM thread week. Are you alive?

[HandBanana]

Lol sorry. Been crazy busy over here this week (2 websites, skinning an app, and a Walkmen poster to do and Im doing a freelance after-hours thing for the mag I quit a few months ago) so I haven't had time to respond thoughtfully, but Ill get to them as soon as I can. Thanks!

[algunz]

But you have plenty of time to litter my FB home page with your crap?

[guedita]

hahahahahahahaha

[TomAz]

But you have plenty of time to litter my FB home page with your crap?

SHE SHOOTS! SHE SCORES!

[HotHamWater]

But you have plenty of time to litter my FB home page with your crap?

This is the best thing you've ever posted. Leave the board on a high note.

[algunz]

I can't. I will have a hole in my world, a giant hole.

[unit300021]

HB, excluding vacation/work trips, what is the longest you have gone without coming to the board since you have been an active member?