Courtney, please describe in detail your sexual relationships with fellow board members and the respects in which they/you failed to deliver.
Board Member: TomAz
Specialty: Tom would be a our strategic mastermind. He would calculate the statistically probability of success in various types of missions and then coordinate the various arms of the squad to focus our elite fighting power.
Codename: The Calculator
Board Member: sbessiso
Specialty: Salah would be in charge of distraction tactics and general ruckus-making.
Board Member: bmack86
Specialty: Bryan would be our legal advisor and undercover man about town to root out potential cyborgs in human form.
Board Member: Mr. Dylanja
Specialty: Dylan would be on our offensive squad, specializing in hand-to-hand combat, because he looks like he can kick ass. Have you seen those arms?
Codename: The Fury
Board Member: MissingPerson
Specialty: Gemma would be our electronics specialist. We know she has crazy computer game skills, so she would have no problem taking charge of panels of data and buttons. Plus, lady would be a fierce warrior judging from her recent protest skills.
Codename: Trigger Finger
Board Member: SoulDischarge
Specialty: Patrick would be on the offensive squad, in charge of our armored transportation. He would spin our massive tanks on a dime to get us where we needed to go even in the face of roadblocks and oncoming fire.
Codename: Axel Grease
Board Member: psychic friend
Specialty: Dan would be on the offensive squad as well, in charge of weaponry. She would especially prefer ancient and tribal weapons, which would confuse the cyborgs because they have only been programed to handle modern weaponry.
Codename: Ban Hammer
Board Member: rskapcat
Specialty: Becca would be on the offensive squad, in charge of animal warfare. She would send her highly trained band of fierce felines into battle, which would spray and claw their way into the Cyborg headquarters before clogging up their pipes and machinery with a fine layer of fur.
I'm honored to be a part of such a well thought out team.
Recycling questions from last time out of laziness:
Tell us about some thoughts that have run through your head that have profoundly disturbed you.
What do you consider the most selfless act you've ever committed was? Most cruel?
What is your best case scenario for your life at age 60?
So I'd be happy being the world's worst superhero. Maybe I could have some lame superpower like being able to help plants grow or being super bendy. I wouldn't be able to stop any villains, but at least I would have a beautiful garden and be very impressive in yoga class.
Worst: This is a toss up between Lady Chatterly's Lover (seriously, painfully bad) and The Blushing MBA, a horribly-written account of one woman's recent experience getting an MBA at Dartmouth.
In a single paragraph, please describe the appeal of Mark Rothko's work, along with your personal opinion.
Who are your top 5 favorite artists, and what is your favorite piece from each respectively?
Two all time favorite photographs? One taken by you, and one taken by someone else.
What is your favorite piece of architecture?
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Most cruel: When I was younger, I was extremely annoyed that my little sister existed. I was five years old when she was born, and I went from getting 100% of my parents' attention to getting about 20% of it. She was a difficult young child, never sleeping through the night and frequently throwing tantrums, so that resentment continued well into elementary school. I regret that while growing up, when she used to try to hug me, I would tell her "You're weird!" and push her away. I did this for years. Looking back on it, it seems incredibly cruel to push away someone who only wanted to be loved by her older sibling who she looked up to. I will always regret that.
I love my father, but I have a more difficult relationship with him. He is a very hard worker and has very clear strong ethics, which I admire, but he is also sometimes a hard person to have as a dad. He holds everyone around him to a very high standard, and if they do not succeed he will refuse to accept that failure. He is very decisive but if he decides he doesn't like someone, or if he decides you are making the wrong decision, he will rarely change his mind and will often make things very difficult. He also hates medical stuff, and so whenever I have been sick he pretty much ignores that it's happening and doesn't talk to me. As someone who has been dealing with major clinical depression off and on since I was 16, his refusal to face the things like that have made it very difficult for me to have an open, honest relationship with him. He also tends to drink too much and become badgering and mean in the evenings.
Do dey have da corn bred in Hawaii???? A woo woo A woo woo....If you cud steal a smooch from any board memba??? Do u smellz?!?
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Courtney, if you could create a new word and it's meaning, what would you choose? For example, epindary (adj) - epic and legendary. That concert was epindary, bro.