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    If you have something to say to me sir, you can just say it, sir.

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    What was the worst gift you've ever been given?
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Listen lady I'll call the police
    Dude, she is the police and she's about to get all up in your shit...trust me on this!
    And, Originalbob, this was the first thing I saw in the thread when I entered. (And to save face and avoid getting banned, I'll keep my thoughts to myself) But...what would your choice or thoughts be?
    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    if you were at a party, walked in to a room and saw this:



    would you...

    A) turn around and walk away.
    B) inquire.
    C) question your choices in life that would cause you to be in this situation.
    D) douse your eyes with gasoline and set them on fire.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Yeah, I've already learned my lesson, but thanks for the reminder.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Hold the bus. Mirror is your boyfriend? Can we ask him questions about you?
    Yes, you may. Whether or not you get an honest answer out of him about ME, is another question yet to be answered

    Yes, Miroir Noir was the one who said you were funny and liked your posts. Has he seen you naked, is that why? hahaha Wouldn't care. Just like he didn't care I put those pics up.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    biggest regret?
    My ex-husband. He sucks my hairy nut sacks and still keeps jerking me around. Loser. -_-

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    Are we still asking questions or are we getting all fussy in here.

    Oops. I see that we are. Continue.

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    Your exhubbie sucks your hairy nut sack. This lady is far out

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    How hairy is MirriorNoir?

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    Can you explain this comment please

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    any pets?
    September 16 - Earth
    September 18 - DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist
    September 20 - Skeletonwitch
    September 21 - Nails
    September 23 - Andy Stott
    October 2 - Beck
    October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
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    October 20 - Mastodon
    October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
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    Based on the last couple of posts, do you think Vigo is

    a) drunk
    b) stupid
    c) a combination of (a) and (b)
    or d) a long last uncle to Harry of Harry and the Hendersons?

    What is your favorite John Lithgow performance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    You're as not as newb as I thought you were.
    I've heard most 2nd hand for a while, but I have gone to Coachella for the past 3 years. Not much for most, but in my secluded bubble from Utah, that's more than what most people experience.
    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Don't answer this can of trouble
    Too late
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    If you have something to say to me sir, you can just say it, sir.
    I wanna see a cat fight. Use those claws, draw the blood, then I'll drink it. Ew, retract that statement.
    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    What was the worst gift you've ever been given?
    Probably the bronze, small giraffe statue my Ex-father gave me. I'm sure he was cleaning out "the shit I have lying around, but I'll call it a tender gift to confuse her". I've also received some shitty glass bowls and 15 year old fondue pots that were originally probably my mothers. If only he knew they immediately became well acquainted with the garbage can thereafter.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Dude, she is the police and she's about to get all up in your shit...trust me on this!
    And, Originalbob, this was the first thing I saw in the thread when I entered. (And to save face and avoid getting banned, I'll keep my thoughts to myself) But...what would your choice or thoughts be?
    BD--I would probably inquire and ask the lovely curvy chick to leave the circus show with me. Take her out, give her a few roofies and yadda yadda yadda. lol

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    Obob,
    Please share with us your proudest moment.

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    I think Vigo is high "This lady is far out" That's pretty Shaggy/Scooby Doo for me.

    Miroir Noir is moderately hairy. Why am I even answering this question? But his nut sacks aren't hairy. Oh man, he's going to hate me for saying that! HA! and he's in bed and can't do anything about it.

    Vigo, if i did have nut sacks, I would leave them hairy just for my ex to suck on. He'd probably be into that anyways.

    No Pets. I did have a pet fish that we named Alex but he only lived for about 10 months. I do have a 7 year old son, though. He's as good as a pet sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Obob,
    Please share with us your proudest moment.
    when my son said "I love you Mommy". Pretty spectacular I must say

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    Do you put your 7 year old son in a kennel sometimes? And when you do, do you say, "QUIET, YOU. YOU'RE A DOG NOW!"? or some variation of the sort?


    You can answer the question *hypothetically* if you don't want to admit to keeping your son in a kennel.

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    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Based on the last couple of posts, do you think Vigo is

    a) drunk
    b) stupid
    c) a combination of (a) and (b)
    or d) a long last uncle to Harry of Harry and the Hendersons?
    I choose c I mean a and b but it may be d

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    Vigo, it's Original Bob's turn to answer questions; but thank you for clarifying. I think she answered correctly.

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
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    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Do you put your 7 year old son in a kennel sometimes? And when you do, do you say, "QUIET, YOU. YOU'RE A DOG NOW!"? or some variation of the sort?


    You can answer the question *hypothetically* if you don't want to admit to keeping your son in a kennel.
    People don't do that anymore

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    What is the worst thing you would do if you were able to get away with it with no legal consequences?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    Yeah, I've already learned my lesson, but thanks for the reminder.

    Yes, you may. Whether or not you get an honest answer out of him about ME, is another question yet to be answered

    Yes, Miroir Noir was the one who said you were funny and liked your posts. Has he seen you naked, is that why? hahaha Wouldn't care. Just like he didn't care I put those pics up.

    My ex-husband. He sucks my hairy nut sacks and still keeps jerking me around. Loser. -_-
    Originalbob, are you aware of the Coachella Board Awards? The 2nd Annual Awards Ceremony date is still TBD, but there's still time to pull up a nomination for yourself. Or, I guess I should say, "Yourselves," seeing that you have a S.O. here on the board to bicker with. (Who apparently stalks you, and admittedly stalks the whole board.) Would you be offended or would you relish in the "fact that you made an impression on a public message board, and they can deal with it," while being nominated for Worst Board Couple?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    i don't own a kennel, but I do have a storage unit, or closets! AND SCARY MOVIES. Also, I've made a revised version of "The Clockwork Orange" eye opening device, but mine plugs his nose. Easy access to buttercup him as he tastes the rainbow

    He's never squatted and taken a piss on the carpet, THANK GOD!

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    Obob,
    I just did my Pilates and I also go on semi strenuous bike rides(when I'm not being a wuss)
    What do you do to stay in shape?

    Also: do you like Pirates? I think you would make a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    I think Vigo is high "This lady is far out" That's pretty Shaggy/Scooby Doo for me.

    Miroir Noir is moderately hairy. Why am I even answering this question? But his nut sacks aren't hairy. Oh man, he's going to hate me for saying that! HA! and he's in bed and can't do anything about it.

    Vigo, if i did have nut sacks, I would leave them hairy just for my ex to suck on. He'd probably be into that anyways.

    No Pets. I did have a pet fish that we named Alex but he only lived for about 10 months. I do have a 7 year old son, though. He's as good as a pet sometimes.
    God, please tell me that after you discovered that the pet carrier wouldn't work for Alex, that you discovered it would work for your 7 year old son, pleeeaaassee!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    when my son said "I love you Mommy". Pretty spectacular I must say
    Was he saying it with his little hands all up in a fist trying to break the carrier latches, or was he sitting there with those big watery puppy eyes as Sarah McGlaughlin played sadly in the background?

    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    i don't own a kennel, but I do have a storage unit, or closets! AND SCARY MOVIES. Also, I've made a revised version of "The Clockwork Orange" eye opening device, but mine plugs his nose. Easy access to buttercup him as he tastes the rainbow

    He's never squatted and taken a piss on the carpet, THANK GOD!
    And, I believe you mentioned that you had studied PSY? Could you define that and tell uys why you've chosen that interest?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    What is the worst thing you would do if you were able to get away with it with no legal consequences?
    Ooooh, this is a fun one. Well, I'd hunt down Glen Beck, shoot him in the leg while toting a "I support the NRA" t-shirt on. I would undress him, laugh at his penis size, then continue to humiliate him by skull fucking him with a strap-on dildo (8 1/2 aught to suffice). Spin around, use a badly unraveled metal hanger as a penis insertion tool. Take the dildo out of his mouth, leave the hanger in and have him publicly denounce everything he said has been pure and utter bullshit from his assclown college. Tell his family what an utter mistake they were. While leaving, I would stab one of my stiletto heels into his neck and sing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" as I exited stage left. If Glen Beck wasn't available (taking his family skiing in Israel or something), I would find Sarah Palin instead. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Originalbob, are you aware of the Coachella Board Awards? Would you be offended or would you relish in the "fact that you made an impression on a public message board, and they can deal with it," while being nominated for Worst Board Couple?
    Wouldn't worst board couple constitute as two people who are terrible together or who've pissed so many off?
    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Obob,
    I just did my Pilates and I also go on semi strenuous bike rides(when I'm not being a wuss)
    What do you do to stay in shape?

    Also: do you like Pirates? I think you would make a good one.
    I have a fulltime job as a prostitute. Granted, having vigorous sex for an hour will only burn 135 calories but when you're having it for 8 hours everyday, with an occasional hamster cage involved, you're looking at ~1,200 cal/day! You should see my sex muscles! I could move a 350lbs bouncer at a local bar with my groin.

    Like a literal pirate? As in "Aaarrrrgh MATEY!"? I did download the Pron ages ago. I'm not so much into pirates to be honest with you. They gave me scabies once
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    God, please tell me that after you discovered that the pet carrier wouldn't work for Alex, that you discovered it would work for your 7 year old son, pleeeaaassee!!!

    Was he saying it with his little hands all up in a fist trying to break the carrier latches, or was he sitting there with those big watery puppy eyes as Sarah McGlaughlin played sadly in the background?

    And, I believe you mentioned that you had studied PSY? Could you define that and tell uys why you've chosen that interest?
    No, I really don't torture my son.
    I love Psychology and have always wanted to help people. Thought about being a nurse like my mother but I'm too squeamish! But, my true calling to life was when I seemed to be the go-to girl about sexual advise. I loved doing it and it's endlessly intriguing to me.
    Last edited by Originalbob; 12-06-2011 at 06:44 AM. Reason: Keeping the truth away from this thread!

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    Obob, will you tell us a bit about your religious background and what your current beliefs are?

    Obob, do you read any other message boards or participate in any other online communities?

    Obob, why is your handle "Originalbob"?

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    What famous people have you met and/or seen in person?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Obob, will you tell us a bit about your religious background and what your current beliefs are?

    Obob, do you read any other message boards or participate in any other online communities?

    Obob, why is your handle "Originalbob"?
    I was born and raised Moron, but now I have no beliefs besides "don't torture turtles", that and Festivus. "A festivus for the rest of us"

    No other messages boards. My High School had a message board decades ago, but that went under like Monica Lewinsky. I don't have FB anymore because it sucks.

    Back in the 6th grade, I got tired of my name. In fact, there was another girl with the same name and the same last initial, so I gave myself the nickname: Bob Whatchyamacallit Throatwobbalinmangrove. (If you're familiar with Monty Python) The original came from the, not shitting you, "Bob-Squad" in H.S. I remain the original one.

    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    What famous people have you met and/or seen in person?
    Claim to fame is rather dull. Saw Anne Hathaway at the Beer Garden at Coachella '10, she's REALLY SKINNY! I was in the audience when Gaspar Noe did a Q&A after Enter the Void and mentioned he wanted to try 3D PORN. (The audience roared with laughter). At that same Sundance, I found out I was sitting in front of Joshua Leonard--Played in Blair Witch Project and starred in Humpday. Ric O'Barry was also one who did a Q&A after The Cove.
    Sorry, haven't sucked any band members off or shook a hand with an A-list star. Alas, I am only in Utah.

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    I have a fulltime job as a prostitute. Granted, having vigorous sex for an hour will only burn 135 calories but when you're having it for 8 hours everyday, with an occasional hamster cage involved, you're looking at ~1,200 cal/day! You should see my sex muscles! I could move a 350lbs bouncer at a local bar with my groin.


    You've said that you're intrigued with Psychology, and you've mentioned that you've lurked for awhile here, so chances are that you've witnessed some of my behavior traits. With your, I'm sure, vast amount of knowledge and firsthand experience in the field of psychology, analyze Brokendoll in 100 words or less...
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 12-06-2011 at 02:37 AM. Reason: Late Night Buzz...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    They gave me scabies once
    will you please expound on this.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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