Get to know your fellow board members....

[BROKENDOLL]

"How much would I have to pay you to sleep with Brokendoll?"

Now, Tom, you know I don't allow stand-ins or substitutes filling in for my regulars. And besides, you are like,way so close to getting your senior discount card that I'd hate to see you fail after all the money you've spent.

Tom, how much would I have to pay you to sleep with Brokendoll?

My standard price + an additional $8.95 per tab of those little magic pecker pills. Without those, you're just throwing away your money, pal...True story.

i had originally put down "How much would I have to pay you to sleep with me?" but then I decided that was creepy so I changed it. For the record I mean no disrespect toward Beverly I just like poking a little fun at her. $1000

For an additional $500, I'll let you disrespect me...-

[TomAz]

I don't think you are grasping the economics of this transaction.

[TomAz]

Blondes or brunettes?
Tits or ass?
Favorite Cardinals memory?
Favorite Suns memory?
Favorite part about living in AZ?
Favorite part of AZ?
Part of AZ you want to visit most?

- doesn't matter. if she'll talk to me that's good enough.

- ass. definitely.

- being there when we beat the Eagles in the NFC championship game.

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- I like the weather, and the desert can be beautiful

- Mogollon rim area

- I have not been to the north rim of the grand canyon. I would like to do that some time.

[canexplain]

Were you happy with the amount of troops that Obama is bringing home from Afganistan or more? Less? Who cares? cr****

[TomAz]

I'm happy it's happening. I'm not anywhere close to the expert you are in military strategy, so I don't know if 10,000 is the right number or not.

[fiyahhh!]

Hi Tom.
In the 5-10-15-20 thread, you said that some of my picks were on your all-time "fuck yeah" list. What other albums are on that "fuck yeah" list?

[TomAz]

I think, from time to time, that I should put together a list of TomAz's All Time Favorite Albums. you know, with like 200 albums, and maybe short writeups about why I like them.

Then I think about how much work that would be, and compare that to how many people would give a shit, and I decide it's not worth the effort.

FYI the list of 200 would probably be about 25% classic rock, 25% late 70s/80s punk/new wave, 15% country, 15% 90s, and 15% 00s, and 5% reggae. Something like that.

[GuyInTucson]

Tom, if you could punch one member of these forums in the face, who would you choose?

[TomAz]

edwin. what whas his board name? you all know who i mean. dammit. I hate forgetting shit. The guy in vegas who talked a very tough game. wound up getting banned. somebody help me here.

edit: DeltaSigmaChi. I think that was his board name.

[Courtney]

DeltaSigChi

[TomAz]

yeah that guy. I think supre was the only person on the board to be friends with him.

[Courtney]

I found him sort of endearing. In an overblown way.

[TomAz]

I used to think we had so much in common, Courtney.

[amyzzz]

I don't remember him all that much. I must have had him on ignore, or he didn't attack me or something.

[Courtney]

Tom are you breaking up with me? Because I'm willing to go to couples counseling if that's what it takes.

[amyzzz]

Dare I ask, what board member would you bring back from the good ol' days, Tom? (does it start with a "y?")

[TomAz]

Tom are you breaking up with me? Because I'm willing to go to couples counseling if that's what it takes.

[TomAz]

Dare I ask, what board member would you bring back from the good ol' days, Tom? (does it start with a "y?")

he had gotten so he really disliked me there. so no.

I'll say funkylama. she was fun and smart and interesting and very cool.

[amyzzz]

Damn, he had gotten so he really hated me too, and I always liked him. Good choice!

[Courtney]

Tom, do you currently have or have you ever had an "office wife"?

[Hannahrain]

Tom, could you take this quiz and tell us which guy is your Spongeworthy Mate?

[TomAz]

Tom, do you currently have or have you ever had an "office wife"?

I had to google that.

No. not currently and can't think of one in the past either.

I have had a very close platonic friendship with a woman (peer) in another office of my firm, though. But I don't think that's the same thing.

[TomAz]

Tom, could you take this quiz and tell us which guy is your Spongeworthy Mate?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Keanu Reeves.

man, that's deeply absurd.

[Hannahrain]

That's what I got, too. We have the same taste in men.

[hydr1]

Tom, does your junk stand as tall and proud as it did five years ago? Explain.

[TomAz]

no one is immune to the ravages of time.

[hydr1]

If you were to judge pleasure as being selfish and not the over all experience (disregard your partners feelings), would you say that you enjoy drunk fucking?

[rskapcat]

How do you feel about cats? Pancakes? Pictures featuring both?



Is it really that difficult to type 'eating'? C'mon.

[TomAz]

If you were to judge pleasure as being selfish and not the over all experience (disregard your partners feelings), would you say that you enjoy drunk fucking?

sober fucking > drunk fucking > not fucking

[TomAz]

How do you feel about cats? Pancakes? Pictures featuring both?

I am pro-cat. I have had cats my whole life, we have 2 cats and 1 dog currently.

I am personally anti-pancake, but I do believe in a woman's right to choose. I would never want to impose my anti-pancakism on anyone.

I could say I am ambivalent to pictures featuring both, but that seems to imply I have contradictory feelings, when in fact I have no thoughts on them whatsoever.

'Eating'? what about 'your'? I mean how often do you see people consciously and willfully sacrificing decent literacy just for the sake of saving two keystrokes? The lazy man works the hardest, they say, and boy ain't that the truth.