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    Corinna,

    You're in a secluded cabin in the woods with Nefertiti, Henry Rollins, Gene Simmons, Margaret Thatcher, Louis Vuitton, Dopey, Sneezy, and Bashful from Snow White, Golda Meir, Franz Kafka's younger brother Bobby Kafka, Paula Deen, and Redd Foxx. You all retire to separate quarters for the night and wake to realize that you've become snowed in. In a shockingly forward display of mettle, Bashful suggests that you all play a game of strip poker to pass the time as you wait to be rescued. Everyone but Margaret is for the idea, and with a little convincing she finally agrees to participate.

    What do everyone's undergarments look like?
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    What does Kevin Shields smell like?
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    Thank you for not ignoring me--it's genuinely appreciated.

    4. How was I?
    I have to go to work, will answer these when everyone's at lunch if I have some free time.
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    Okay, here's a real test of your meddle:

    MP, who is your favorite poster on the board? No pussy answers or pulling punches. You pick somebody and the losers have to deal with the depression.
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    Alright Missing Person, let's see if you can stand up to some serious questions:

    1. If you HAD to genocide a group of people but the criteria for who deserves to be exterminated can be anything you want... what group would die and why?

    2. What was the most shocking thing you ever realized about your own self?
    I would like to reiterate my questions from MP's week because I think they're interesting.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Corinna,

    You're in a secluded cabin in the woods with Nefertiti, Henry Rollins, Gene Simmons, Margaret Thatcher, Louis Vuitton, Dopey, Sneezy, and Bashful from Snow White, Golda Meir, Franz Kafka's younger brother Bobby Kafka, Paula Deen, and Redd Foxx. You all retire to separate quarters for the night and wake to realize that you've become snowed in. In a shockingly forward display of mettle, Bashful suggests that you all play a game of strip poker to pass the time as you wait to be rescued. Everyone but Margaret is for the idea, and with a little convincing she finally agrees to participate.

    What do everyone's undergarments look like?
    None, completely boring boxers, frilly pantaloons, leather, knock-off Calvin Kleins, monogrammed briefs for all three, tanga shorts, gold hot pants, girdle, diaper.

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    What does Kevin Shields smell like?
    Comfort with a touch of majesty.

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    Thank you for not ignoring me--it's genuinely appreciated.

    4. How was I?
    How should I know? I was unconscious.

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    Who is your favorite poster on the board? No pussy answers or pulling punches. You pick somebody and the losers have to deal with the depression.
    Hannah. That's not altogether unexpected, though, is it?

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    1. If you HAD to genocide a group of people but the criteria for who deserves to be exterminated can be anything you want... what group would die and why?
    2. What was the most shocking thing you ever realized about your own self?
    1. People who use their religion to keep other people down. Seriously, Jesus does not approve. As long as there are people there will be groups being oppressed in some way or another, but using God as a justification for that oppression just seems particularly slimy. People who abuse children and animals just barely come in second.

    2. That comparatively I'm pretty average. It was a bummer of a thing to find out.
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    Corinna boned a boarder? Is this for real?
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    there were... a few of us. it was a long night.

    i've said too much.

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    hahaha
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    Yeah, it's for real.
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    corinna and alma lez'd out.

    edit: sorry my first post in your thread wasn't a question corinna and I didn't want my question to be "did you and alma have lesbian sex?"
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    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    fictional escapades aside.

    black & white or color? why?

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    It's ok, Crootz. Especially because we all know the answer to that question.

    I prefer black & white for things like figure studies, where the interplay of light and shadow is more important than hue. For everything else I prefer color because it's so much richer and why not make use of that?
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    miscorrections,

    ........................

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    And 5 5 5 5 H to you too.
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    corinna, what is your favourite sport to play? it can be something from childhood you no longer do.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Has the boarder that you boned posted in this thread? I'm giddy.
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    i got all excited when i read "border" on this page without reading the others, cause i thought she slept with some hot snowboarder, lol. hence the sports question.
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    Here's a take off of Randy's question:

    Who's the one boarder you initially disliked/distrusted/found weird that you eventually grew to either tolerate or feel genuinely affectionate towards?
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    Was there a massive board orgy, also known henceforth as a Boargy, at the house last year, and did Jesus approve as he watched on?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    That would've been one scandalous boargy. What with all the marrieds and engageds and datings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    1. People who use their religion to keep other people down. Seriously, Jesus does not approve. As long as there are people there will be groups being oppressed in some way or another, but using God as a justification for that oppression just seems particularly slimy. People who abuse children and animals just barely come in second.
    Yea, my daughter, thou dost place words in mine mouth. I am the only real truth, and all who speak against me must be crushed by the awesome fury that is Jesus. Be blessed.

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    Wonderful. Another brilliant opportunity squandered by poor diction.
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    yo, JC...

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    4. You shall not create pointless aliae.
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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    That would've been one scandalous boargy. What with all the marrieds and engageds and datings.
    I just love seeing that word in print.
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    Boargy.
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    miscorrections, let's go on and air that dirty laundry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    yo, JC...
    Nice call. Also, we're in violation of the derailment commandment as well. Shutting up so that we can hear more about the mystery boardmance.

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    Boargy.
    Maybe it should be boardgy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post


    Boargy.
    That just made me cry from laughter. For serious.
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    Noting the dangling nipples, that poor sow looks like she's still suckling her young.
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    Corinna, what's the best BBQ you've had in a restaurant?
    The best Mexican food?
    The best Indian food?
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    Miscorrections:

    What band would you want to be in, doesn't have to be your favorite band, but a band with a history you would enjoy being part of?

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    corinna, what is your favourite sport to play? it can be something from childhood you no longer do.
    Swimming.

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    Has the boarder that you boned posted in this thread? I'm giddy.
    No.

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    Was there a massive board orgy, also known henceforth as a Boargy, at the house last year, and did Jesus approve as he watched on?
    Yes and yes.

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    Corinna, what's the best BBQ you've had in a restaurant?
    The best Mexican food?
    The best Indian food?
    BBQ: probably Mo's BBQ in San Luis. I haven't really been to many barbeque places and my parents made extremely poor choices in North Carolina by never picking a BBQ restaurant to eat at. Screw them.

    Mexican: La Super Rica in Santa Barbara for chilaquiles and street tacos. Dona Tomas in Oakland for fancier cuisine.

    Indian: some Indian buffet in Mountain View that I can't remember the name of for the life of me. So. Good. Better than Punjabi Tandoor here.

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    What band would you want to be in, doesn't have to be your favorite band, but a band with a history you would enjoy being part of?
    Diana Ross & The Supremes, but I get to be Diana Ross. Second choice would be The All Girl Summer Fun Band because the name says it all.
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