Get to know your fellow board members....

[getbetter]

Wow jake ur a awesome boardie of the week.also I agree about our duel.Im terrible with my left hand.

Favorite faith no more song?

Craziest place u have had sex at?

Ok jake ur a f-18 going to win it all what would be the thing you blow up to make a mission accomplish and save the world for ur side?

Was mondo cane better in israel or sf?

[weeklymix]

Jake:

Favorite superhero and why?

Boxers or briefs?

Am I your best man if you two lovebirds ever tie the knot?

Would I be a groomsman in the off chance that slot's filled?

Can we do your bachelor party the exact night before your wedding?

Will you visit me when I'm settled in SF?

Love,
This Zack

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Do you love the night life?

Do you got to boogie?

[juloxx]

Is Danny Glover too old for this shit?

[GrossMagic]

If you and your girlfriend decide to commit to a MMF threesome, what number am I on your list of potential candidates?

We have talked about a threesome before but I think it will most likely be a FFM. If you happen to party with us one night and somehow we get stuck alone all drunk together in a room and Lovage miraculously starts playing in the background then I think you might have chance. So if you strive to make that happen than you are #1 on the list.

Do you ever shut up?
Mr. Magic, have you ever been interrogated by authorities or arrested for anything serious?

No nothing serious, I have never been arrested. When I was about 14 my friends and I all almost got arrested from stealing a shit ton of wooden stakes at a construction site. Apparently we ruined $10,000 worth of work by removing the stakes. All we wanted to do was film a re-enactment of a Lord of the Rings battle. We had costumes and everything as the police were interrogating us while our mothers were all on their way to pick us up.

Wow jake ur a awesome boardie of the week.also I agree about our duel.Im terrible with my left hand.

Favorite faith no more song?

Craziest place u have had sex at?

Ok jake ur a f-18 going to win it all what would be the thing you blow up to make a mission accomplish and save the world for ur side?

Was mondo cane better in israel or sf?

To tell you the truth Zack, Faith No More is one of my least favorite projects by Patton. Having said that, I would say either Ricochet or Stripsearch.

The craziest place I have had sex isn't to crazy. It was on a jungle gym at a Park in Australia around 830pm.

If BD gets exposed to more radiation and then becomes a 150 foot monster on a rampage.

I was a lot closer to Mondo Cane in SF but there were more people in the orchestra in Israel. They sounded great at both places but the sound and Patton's antics were a lot better at the Israeli show. I'll have to go with my motherland Israel on this one.

Jake:

Favorite superhero and why?

Boxers or briefs?

Am I your best man if you two lovebirds ever tie the knot?

Would I be a groomsman in the off chance that slot's filled?

Can we do your bachelor party the exact night before your wedding?

Will you visit me when I'm settled in SF?

Love,
This Zack

Favorite superhero is The Flash. I have always been a flash fan from as long as I can remember. He is a smooth talker and lightning fast. He bends the laws of physics and no one can ever catch him.

Boxer-Briefs.

Zack, sorry to break the news to you buddy. No you are not going to be a Best man if/when we get married. You will not be a groomsman. You will not be invited to the wedding. This is as of now so by chance we do actually meet and become real good friends than I am sure those others will become more possible. Of course we can do the Bachelor party the night before the wedding. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Of course I will come visit you in SF. I am planning a trip up there the week fallowing Coachella. Will you be settled in by then?

Do you love the night life?

Do you got to boogie?

I like nightlife as in shows, bars and parties. I hate the club scene.

Yes I fucking like to boogie. I get down hard and anyone who knows me, knows I don't fuck around when it comes to dancing.

My gf and I's special move:

Is Danny Glover too old for this shit?

He deserves to keep going until he wants to retire or dies. So the answer is no.

[bluemamba]

Haha that's pretty awesome. I don't know if this has been asked this cliche question yet but name your top 5 acts you're looking forward to seeing in April.

[BROKENDOLL]

I like nightlife as in shows, bars and parties. I hate the club scene.

Yes I fucking like to boogie. I get down hard and anyone who knows me, knows I don't fuck around when it comes to dancing.

My gf and I's special move:

Oh, my... If this isn't already in The Book of Kama Sutra, it most certainly should be! (And, I'd confirm it i I were about 20 years younger! lol)

Jake, besides your fear of my radiated ass turning into a 150 foot monster, do you have any other fears or phobias?

[BROKENDOLL]

Damn, I forgot to include the picture!

[bluemamba]

Something about every time BD posts a sexually related comment. Please BD, i just ate brunch.

[BROKENDOLL]

Something about every time BD posts a sexually related comment. Please BD, i just ate brunch.

Oh, you're just pissy because I still get laid and you don't.

[bluemamba]

Ohhh.... damn it, BD!! Stop it!

[getbetter]

Favorte cereal?

Favorite drink?

[york707]

Aw, I was just trying to get the ball rolling and start with the basics.

These are basics that I think everyone should answer (although not putting your real name is fine). I don't know who the fuck most of the people are, and really don't care about their answers to the esoteric questions if I don't have a context to put it in.

[york707]

Ernest scared stupid or ernest goes to jail are probably my favorite.I don't think alot people made the yellow mellow move because I've never heard of it.

Sorry to interrupt the grossmagic week, but you've seriously never heard of Mellow Yellow???

[GrossMagic]

Haha that's pretty awesome. I don't know if this has been asked this cliche question yet but name your top 5 acts you're looking forward to seeing in April.

I have already names my top 7 but I guess I'll narrow it down to 5.

Chemical Brothers
Omar Rodriquez Lopez
Tentemoller
The Kills
Arcade Fire

Oh, my... If this isn't already in The Book of Kama Sutra, it most certainly should be! (And, I'd confirm it i I were about 20 years younger! lol)

Jake, besides your fear of my radiated ass turning into a 150 foot monster, do you have any other fears or phobias?

You don't understand BD, I am not afried of you, I would just blow you up If I had to.

Some of my phobias are; Vagina Dentada, Fear of not being prepared for Coachella, and fear of losing my legs.

Favorte cereal?

Favorite drink?

My favorite cereal atm is Ginger Almond Cashew with Granola from Trader Joe's.

My favorite drink
(non-alcoholic) Triple Soy Latte
(Alcoholic) Jack Daniels and Ginger Ale

[daxton]

Shit. I just remembered a question I was going to ask Zack.

[bluemamba]

My favorite cereal atm is Ginger Almond Cashew with Granola from Trader Joe's.

ive actually had that. Pretty good.

[getbetter]

What's ur default ring tone?

What ur alarm clock ring tone?if you don't have what would it be?

[GrossMagic]

I have two ringtones. One for my favorites, which is the Jackie Brown theme song, "Cissy Strut" by the Meters. The other ring tone for everyone else is "Empire Ants", right when the build up starts and then the bass kicks in and then explodes with Little Dragon. It is the best ringtone I have ever had.

I have found that using the most annoying ringtone for my alarm clock gets me up the fastest. I use the default on my iphone which is the xylophone charm. It annoys me the most so it forces me to get up. Before I started using my phone as an alarm clock I always used the default buzzer on my old alarm clock. That was actually more effective because it is probably the most annoying sound in the history of man.

[sbconnection]

Cissy Strut is such a great song! Its the kind of song you play when you wake up to get your ass in motion.

I have a question for you! You walk on to the polo fields and there is 3 beautiful women, non of which know eachother and they all appear single and on ecstacy, which do you go for.... The blond with big tits in a bikini, the black hipster girl with neon glasses and an afro hawk, or the red head hiding from the sun in the mist tent?

[GrossMagic]

Most likely the black hipster, she seems more fun than the others.

[sbconnection]

Surprisingly enough Miami is chock'full of these hipster divas. Some times I miss my hood.

If ever you need to get your fill, go to Ultra.

[getbetter]

Jake

What ur favorite type of ice cream?

[GrossMagic]

Pistachio.

What comes after Gross Magic?

DANCE MAGIC!

I beam you up Scotty!

[algunz]

Scott, do you miss your beard?

[TallGuyCM]

Scott, you seem to like everything I hate and hate everything I like.

So, what's one band or movie that you like that would surprise most people on here?

[bluemamba]

So who's next??

[DANCE MAGIC]

Scott, do you miss your beard?

Not really. My facial hair grows so fast that if I wanted it back, it wouldn't take very long.

Scott, you seem to like everything I hate and hate everything I like.

So, what's one band or movie that you like that would surprise most people on here?

I have every Ernest movie on DVD. At least all the ones that are available on DVD. I'm not sure how suprising that is, really, but I think that shit is funny.

[bluemamba]

Top 5 acts you're excited to see this year at Coachella.

[getbetter]

I have every Ernest movie on DVD.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Scott Night time bike riding or day time bike riding?


Favorite Massive Attack Song?