Get to know your fellow board members....

[amyzzz]

Kylie, where are my love letters, damnit?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I think that picture of Bryan in your avatar could be the Courtney-Andrew love child.

Wow...that's like...totally accurate hahahaha

[Kyliediscope]

So glad to see this thread back.

Kylie,

1. Name the literary character you share the most in common with.

2. You have a free pass to murder anyone in the world. Do you do it? Whom would you choose and how would you carry it out?

3. You have the power to stop one band from ever playing another note. Who's it gonna be?

4. Name your guilty pleasure band and tell us why.

1. I'm just going to say Esther Greenwood, but I know it's wrong. I'd be a Kurt Vonnegut character. Something strange.

2. I wouldn't do it because I'd be consumed by guilt and also I have the weakest gag relex and would vomit. I'd murder a child serial rapist and I would do it a la this movie I saw where I chop them up and feed them to pigs.

3. Nickleback. I'm sure there is a band I hate worse than this, but someone blasted this outside my apartment window a few weeks ago. Also, I posted the status updates from the girl that was a dedicated Nickleback. So much so that she passed out at one of their concerts and got a signed poster. Yea fuck them.

4. Britney Spears. Specifically, Black Out. I think there are some quality pop songs on that album and it wall well produced. I'm okay with it.

[weeklymix]

Kylie, why are you such an attention whore?

Seriously, why are you such an attention whore?

These. Also, why are you such an attention whore?

Oh and I suppose... boxers or briefs?

[hawkingvsreeve]

There is nothing to feel guilty about re: Blackout.

[Pixiessp]

No one steal my stock question. I have to go somewhere but I'll be back.

[koryp]

No one steal my stock question. I have to go somewhere but I'll be back.

I made a point to not Debo you this time.

[ivankay]

You're going to die peacefully in 15 minutes. What are the last songs you want to hear?

[Kyliediscope]

What has been your best and worst job?

I've been lucky enough to never really hate any of the jobs I've had. I've always been of the opinion that I was lucky to have one when there were others that were unemployed. There are moments in jobs that I have despised, though. The favorite job was working as a server at a banquet hall. I got witness probably 200 different receptions with different traditions incorporated into them. I'd also get to schmooze with the wedding guests. Basically, everyday my job would require the same tasks, but it was a completely different experience each time.

Looks like Pot posted this in the wrong thread, K

Supre. That is enough of an answer.

Kylie,

1. Please create a fictitious pseudo-scientific term that has at least 4 syllables and define it.

2. If you were going to be a porn flick, would you rather do a College Fuckfest movie where you have sex in front of a room full of screaming frat brothers ( you just have regular vaginal sex) or do a big budget classy Vivid costume drama feature with beautiful makeup and lighting, but you have to be in a DP scene?

3. If you were in a position to create a caged animal deathmatch featuring combatants of different species, which two animals would you pit against each other to create a truly remarkable spectacle that would make for good betting and why?

4. If you could have sex with any of Nic Cage's on-screen personas, which one would it be and why?

1. Aglaphobia- Fear of aglets

2. I'd take the frat bros because fist-pumping gets me off.

3. A raptor vs. a young mammoth. First of all these two animals are both extinct so that alone would be awesome. Also, I feel like raptors would be super fast, so they'd have the advantage there. An adult mammoth could probably crush a raptor easily, so obviously a younger one would have to do. Power vs. speed.

4. I would've said Wickerman because

but now I will go with Drive Angry.

Blah.

Ignoring your questions because you stole Edward's ad Becca's.

What's your fave. photo of Alessandra's butt

The only one I saw. Those are some sweet cheeks.

Kylie: A detailed analysis of your many usernames, please.

kylieaynk is pretty obvious.
minoguecommak- my name is Kylie and growing up my nickname was Minogue.
thecapsulettes- there was some kind of video project that used this name, I think. I honestly have no idea.

Kylie, what would you say is the standard age that people are supposed to stop being immature and start acting responsibly about their lives, futures, and relationships? At what age do you stop getting a free pass?

I think at any age that people have bits of immaturity where we make decisions that aren't the best for us. But, I think that once you are able to make decisions for yourself and your parents don't have such a hold on your life that you should sack up and start making decisions based on the effect it will have on your future. So, that much at a young age. As far as relationships I would say that you should always be responsible when dealing with someone else's feelings. Not to say that I always way because in order to grow and learn I need to make mistakes. Though, I was engaged at a young age and kind of had some experiences that I don't think many people at my age have had. Also, you never get a free pass. Ever. There are consequences to everything.

Reflect on a time or two when you hit absolute rock bottom. Walk us through the downward spiral leading up to it. How’d you pull yourself out of it?

Probably my first two months of college. I have anxiety issues, so being alone and having to harvest new relationships was terrifying to me. I partied a lot and was careless with how I treated people and let others treat me. I had a lot of issues with this guy I had been sleeping with and was allowing to verbally abuse me, but returning to him time after time. I'd lock myself in my room and sleep all day or if I did go out I'd drink so heavily. The worst moment I think was when I had such a bad panic attack after we were all returning home from a party as a group. Basically, he had been calling me a fat bitch the entire walk home and saying how much he hated me because he wanted to fuck my roommate and I was the reason she didn't want to. In the hallway I hyperventilated and started shaking to the point where I was laying on the cold tiles not able to stand up because I was on the verge of passing out. It was scary that I allowed someone that much power over me. I literally thought for a moment that because I was going to die of asphyxiation.

Kylie, if you had to pick two people on the board to procreate, who do you think would create the most attractive offspring? Which couple would you neuter on sight?

Fikus and his girlfriend. If it has to be two board members themselves then I think that mja and you would have the fucking best looking off spring ever. Good looking nerdy type kids. Smart and attractive.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Give us an idea of the kind of music you were listening to generally a year or so before you became involved with Coachella/the message board.

[Kyliediscope]

These. Also, why are you such an attention whore?

Oh and I suppose... boxers or briefs?

Well, it all started when I was nominated captain of the cheering squad. I had the routine lined up by the previous captain, but realized that she stole the routine from a lesser, "ghetto" cheerleading squad. And, I was all like no way. So, I do everything in my power to create a new routine, so that we can win nationals another consecutive year. I consider giving up, but in the end we come up with a kick ass routine. Still, we lose to the other squad. I acted okay with it, but I always felt like we deserved to win.

Also, if I'm getting sexy with a fella boxers are okay and dandy. I don't care for briefs much. Boxer briefs are the sexiest, though.

You're going to die peacefully in 15 minutes. What are the last songs you want to hear?

Radiohead- Talk Show Host
Mogwai- Hunted by a Freak
Gus Gus- Is Jesus Your Pal? (This would be awesomely creepy to die to.)

The first two I am pretty positive on. There are just so many factors, I think. It depends on if I was embracing death or not ready to die.

Give us an idea of the kind of music you were listening to generally a year or so before you became involved with Coachella/the message board.

My tastes haven't really changed because I enjoy the same genres of music, but I've been exposed to a lot more bands. But, I was going to Pennsylvania State University then, so I was exposed to mostly Top 40 hits.

[york707]

So I get that you're an attention whore and I assume you have posted pictures left and right and I know I have seen some. But for the sake of my laziness and as a summary of your attention whoredom, could you (or somebody else) please post a compilation of pictures of you?

[Hannahrain]

Please arrange the following in order of how much you think they can/could bench at the height of their time in the public eye:

Elaine Stritch
Mother Teresa
J. Goebbels
J. Geils
Backin' Up Diana from Autotune The News
Paula Small
Anderson Cooper
Catdog

[Kyliediscope]

So I get that you're an attention whore and I assume you have posted pictures left and right and I know I have seen some. But for the sake of my laziness and as a summary of your attention whoredom, could you (or somebody else) please post a compilation of pictures of you?

How many pictures should said compilation be?

Please arrange the following in order of how much you think they can/could bench at the height of their time in the public eye:

Elaine Stritch
Mother Teresa
J. Goebbels
J. Geils
Backin' Up Diana from Autotune The News
Paula Small
Anderson Cooper
Catdog

Anderson Cooper (Silver Fox abilities)
J. Geils
Mother Teresa
J. Goebbels
Paula Small
Elaine Stritch
Backin' Up Diana from Autotune The News
Catdog

[getbetter]

Who's anna paquin?

[Kyliediscope]

Who's anna paquin?

She is well known for her role in X-Men, but currently is the star of True Blood.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

That was...an odd question.

I like to think of her best as the coked up teen prostitute in Hurlburly

[Kyliediscope]

Her name is in my signature.

[fiopadp7791]

Kylie,
2. If you were going to be a porn flick, would you rather do a College Fuckfest movie where you have sex in front of a room full of screaming frat brothers ( you just have regular vaginal sex) or do a big budget classy Vivid costume drama feature with beautiful makeup and lighting, but you have to be in a DP scene?

2. I'd take the frat bros because fist-pumping gets me off.

Looks like I'm gonna have to renew that membership...

If you have the choice, would you like to live in Cali for the considerable future, or are you thinking of moving elsewhere?

[Hannahrain]

Almost forgot my usual question:

You are hired by the president to compile an elite squad to fight an imminent cyborg occupation. You are only allowed to hire boardmembers. Assemble and explain your team here.

Extra credit if you give everybody a good codename.

[PotVsKtl]

That was...an odd question.

I like to think of her best as the coked up teen prostitute in Hurlburly

[Kyliediscope]

Looks like I'm gonna have to renew that membership...

If you have the choice, would you like to live in Cali for the considerable future, or are you thinking of moving elsewhere?

I love California. I don't picture myself living anywhere else. I also don't see myself living in Los Angeles for the rest of my life, either. I'd like to try out San Francisco in a few years. I'd also consider moving south towards some of my family. I would be open to moving to another state should the right opportunity present itself to me.

And Hannah, I need a bit of time on yours.

[rskapcat]

How do you feel about pancakes?

[Pixiessp]

Kylie,
Please describe, to us all, your perfect day. From the moment you open your eyes to the moment you leave your adoring fans and crawl back into bed.

[fatbastard]

Holy shit!

[PlayaDelWes]

If you could produce a series of half-hour infomercials, what five products or services do you feel so strongly about that you would want to promote? Who would be your celebrity (or former celebrity) guests?

[TommyboyUNM]

What were the best and worst dates you've ever been on?

and

Have you ever been to (or through) New Mexico? Please talk about your experience, however brief it may have been.

[Kyliediscope]

How do you feel about pancakes?

I love pancakes. My favorite pancakes I ever had were these banana foster pancakes with fresh bananas on top. There is also this really amazing buffet called Shady Maple in Lancaster that makes unlimited pancakes to order. They have like 30 different types of pancakes you can order. It's overwhelming and delicious.

Can someone provide me with a link to kid Hannah photoshop? I need it for a question. Particularly the skull one.

[rskapcat]

Oh, Jesus...unlimited pancakes made to order. Nom nom nom.

[Kyliediscope]

Kylie,
Please describe, to us all, your perfect day. From the moment you open your eyes to the moment you leave your adoring fans and crawl back into bed.

I wake up sometime around 10 am to a really big breakfast burrito and then head to the farmer's market where I go buy some fresh fruit and vegetables. I love going to the market. Then, I'd head to the beach and soak up the sun while I snack on some fresh fruit and listen to a few albums. I pick up a crepe. Buckwheat with goat cheese, spinach, and crimini mushroom sauce. After I eat lunch, I return home and paint and then check on the crock pot of my family recipe German goulash that I prepared for all my friends and pop the hand made peirogies in the oven. I have all of my friends and family over for a huge dinner with wine and dinner. We pop a few corks and talk about life. I would go to a show and then come home and take a hot bubble bath while listening to my favorite albums.

If I have time I'd go to a museum.

Basically, my perfect day would include my family, friends, music, and great food. I also love to cook for people I care about, so that is really important.