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    I didn't intend that to be in response to your post, just a general concern.

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    Yeah, I am going to go back and attend to those. I apologize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post

    Is Andrew Jackson fighting Dr. Doom?
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Drinky, why do you avoid my questions? Do you not like me?
    I think I have answered every question up to a certain point...work has been a lot more dense than i expected it to be. I hope to get through the backlog sometime today, and definitely tomorrow.

    I love you Tom.
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    BMOTW is a tough job to have.

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    You didn't answer my rape fantasy question.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You didn't answer my rape fantasy question.
    maybe you'll get the answer to that tonight when you're entering your house alone in the dark
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    oh is randy in town?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Let's say you somehow were the victim of a curse in which your genitals get turned into a mythical creature, but you get to choose which one. What would you pick and why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You didn't answer my rape fantasy question.
    Yeah I know, I haven't gotten that far yet. i still have to figure out who i want to genocide first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Let's say you somehow were the victim of a curse in which your genitals get turned into a mythical creature, but you get to choose which one. What would you pick and why?
    Is the mythical creature still attached to my body in place of my genitals, or do i simply have no genitals but now a mythical creature as a companion?
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    9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

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    In place. And it's more or less alive and still provides all the functions that your previous genitals provided (waste management, sexual functions), in addition to its own characteristics.

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    ^Great question, though there is only one acceptable response. May he choose wisely.
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    well, it's got to be something with multiple heads.
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Let's say you somehow were the victim of a curse in which your genitals get turned into a mythical creature, but you get to choose which one. What would you pick and why?
    The obvious answer is a Hydra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Addendum: You must also draw, scan and post a nude drawing of yourself with your new genitals after choosing your mythical creature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    Adamnikyo



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    BE STILL MY BEATING HEART!!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    well, it's got to be something with multiple heads.
    Yesssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinaqui View Post
    Do you have a favorite way to listen to music? How you listen, who's invited, location, required props, etc.
    I suppose my favorite way would be to have a dark listen - that is, to have the lights turned off, laying down, and with the sound cranking as loud as possible, an entire album all the way through.

    The ideal way to do this is, I've learned from experience, is in a big warehouse or a loft, with a great PA system. As many people as can comfortably fit in the area and are capable of shutting the fuck up and just ejoying themselves are welcome.

    Obviously this is not something that can really be done on a regular basis. With my schedule, it's not really something that can even be done regularly in my own home, but I try when I can. I've had 5 or 6 people crammed into a bedroom do this in the past. It's awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    You have alluded to a few already, but what albums can you listen to from beginning to end without wanting to skip a song, no matter what mood you are in?
    I have a lot. I'm an album guy. One that immediately pops into my head is Ladies In Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space. I find that album to be endlessly listenable.



    A couple others that i find myself listen to from front to back fairly often:












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    7/16/14 Planes Mistaken For Stars - Echo // 8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL
    9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    1. You have to summarily genocide an entire group of people from the Earth. You can make the criteria whatever you want, but they will all die screaming like pigs in hell without argument. What is the criteria and why?
    Taking the dictionary definition of genocide into account, and posting this with the caveat that I have to commit genocide, I pick:

    MEChA (Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlán)



    They are a particularly whiny and self righteous separatist movement that would like to try and reclaim the Southwestern USA as a part of of Mexico.

    The reason simply that if they love Mexico so much they just live in Mexico. The idea that they want to live in the USA, yet claim to want to take back land that rightfully belongs to another country is tired and boring.

    If I have to eliminate a group, I eliminate them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    2. What is the most shocking thing you ever realized about yourself?
    Probably that I'm pretty sure I enjoy masturbating more than i actually like having sex. I never thought that would be possible, but I now find every aspect of self pleasure more satisfying than actually trying to service another person at the same time as myself.

    WHICH is not to say that I don't enjoy and even crave sex, but it's certainly something that i get really lazy about and I guess in tandem I am also shocked at how low my sex drive is.

    Sex drive int his case, meaning something completely different than the desire to masturbate, which is almost a completely mechanical desire for me.

    Yay.

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    3. Who is your favorite poster?
    Malcolmjamalawesome. He is consistently the most entertaining person on the board, without a doubt. He knows exactly when to start and when to start.

    Despite my previous answer, I would like to make love to him.
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    7/16/14 Planes Mistaken For Stars - Echo // 8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL
    9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    What's the most awkward sexual encounter you've ever had?
    I am sure there might be worse in my history, but off the top of my head:

    I was dating a girl the beginning of 2008. We had known each other as acquaintances for several years, and at a group gathering at a karaoke bar I found myself making out with her, and then we started going out. After about a week, we went to a friend's birthday party and got pretty sloshed. We got back to my place, were fooling around, and she asked if I had condoms. That is always a good sign. I did indeed have condoms, put one on, and inserted, only to hear

    "is it in?"

    I had gone completely limp. Was drunk, tired, and not in the mood to talk about it, so I pulled my un-erect dick out of her, threw away the condom, and promptly went to sleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Any good ejaculate-related stories?
    I am not sure if this is what you are looking for, but I've always liked this one. Several years ago, while I was going to school and still living at my folks' house I had this insanely disgusting sock that i had been using as a cumrag, probably for years. it was to the point where you could fold it up and use it for a lampshade, just stiff as fuck. I decided to finally retire and use something else, and disposed of it in the small trashcan in my room.

    Maybe a day or two later, these two guys I was hanging around a lot with at the time were over, and we were smoking pot. I was fiddling around with the stereo, and Travis took a huge hit, and as he was prone to do, starting coughing incessantly like a lunatic.

    I turned around from what I was doing to see if he was okay because it sounded like he was dying...only to see him WIPING OFF HIS FACE WITH THE CUMSOCK FROM THE TRASHCAN.

    My eyes were bugging out of my head in sheer disbelief. Quickly my other friend caught my glance and his face turned to pure horror as he knew something was wrong.

    Right after that i burst into a fit of laughter like I had never had before and almost pissed myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Drinky,

    of the various rape fantasies you've enjoyed, please describe your favorite and tell us why.
    I am having sex with a nubile 18 year old. While going at it like maniacs, her big titty MILF mommy walks in on us and starts going berzerk.

    Like a man, I tell her to shut the fuck up, slap her across the face, and start raping her while her daughter watches.

    Obviously she's pissed, but soon enough she realizes how fucking amazing it is and starts to get into it.

    I then coerce the mother and daughter to get a lesbo thing going on. On thing leads to another, and before I know it they are 69ing while I'm buttfucking the mom.

    I successfully complete and anal creampie, after which the daughter felches her mom's asshole, and then snowballs the semen back into her mom's mouth.

    I then beat them both for being such filthy sluts
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    7/16/14 Planes Mistaken For Stars - Echo // 8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL
    9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

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    No one ever answers ,y questions


    Die
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    No one ever answers ,y questions


    Die
    I'm going in order dude, I haven't gotten to yours yet...CHILL OUT
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    7/16/14 Planes Mistaken For Stars - Echo // 8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I knew there was something I liked about you, kiddo.

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    Jesus Christ, Drinkey. You just put it all out there don't you? Your honesty is both disturbing and refreshing.

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    holy cow. Thank you, Drinkey.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    you, sir, are fucking awesome.

    drinkey should get two weeks.

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    Maybe Randy will shut the fuck up for awhile now. Also, regarding said cum sock, haven't you heard of a washing machine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post

    I turned around from what I was doing to see if he was okay because it sounded like he was dying...only to see him WIPING OFF HIS FACE WITH THE CUMSOCK FROM THE TRASHCAN.
    Soooo ummm.... did you tell the guy that he wiped his face with your potential kids?
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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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