Get to know your fellow board members....

[Monklish]

1. You have to summarily genocide an entire group of people from the Earth. You can make the criteria whatever you want, but they will all die screaming like pigs in hell without argument. What is the criteria and why?

2. What is the most shocking thing you ever realized about yourself?

3. Who is your favorite poster?

[justinaqui]

Do you have a favorite way to listen to music? How you listen, who's invited, location, required props, etc.

[york707]

You have alluded to a few already, but what albums can you listen to from beginning to end without wanting to skip a song, no matter what mood you are in?

[Monklish]

What kind of music do you like? What kind of movies do you like? What kind of food do you like? How could we POSSIBLY make this any duller?

[justinaqui]

How could we POSSIBLY make this any duller?

I know it's not my week, but I'd guess by complaining.

[Monklish]

The correct answer is: if it was your week.

Complaining sometimes inspires people to not be such brainless cuntsuckers when it comes to asking questions, dicknose.

[york707]

you are in the minority right now randy.

instead of complaining, ask "interesting" questions.

[justinaqui]

How could we POSSIBLY make this any duller?

Also, name-calling.

Dicknose.

[guedita]

What's the most awkward sexual encounter you've ever had?

[Monklish]

I already asked the first three. I am now going to return to complaining. Be advised that you can't do a goddamn thing about it, because I'm right.

[york707]

what, you're right about you complaining? I agree.

[Monklish]

Why don't you just tell us what your favorites out of every single category of thing on the face of the fucking Earth are so that the rest of the most uninteresting people in the world will finally have that invaluable data properly culled and categorized.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Any good ejaculate-related stories?

[york707]

I think Drinky sounds like a cool dude and provides interesting and thoughtful answers to most questions, so I actually am curious about this shit. I didn't pay attention to this thread for a long time, but reading back, the most annoying weeks were the ones where people didn't give thoughtful answers. I really don't care what Devin or Laura or BD thinks about this stuff based on the answers they gave. But that might be because people just asked monkey questions of them.

[york707]

...but I approve of mja's question. and randy's, despite the fact that the genocide question rarely generates a satisfactory answer.

[TomAz]

Drinky,

of the various rape fantasies you've enjoyed, please describe your favorite and tell us why.

[Pixiessp]

don't speak, don't speak!

Excellent excellent movie.

[hawkingvsreeve]

You cant blame me for uninteresting questions, Randy.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

drinky, you're living in the old west and you're a cowboy who's just rode into town, on the run for the law for some reason. what did you do to piss off the law and what is your new mission?

I was a family man. I had a beautiful farm where I lived with my wife and two daughters.

We had good crops, and good cows. It wasn't an easy life, but it was a good one, the kind of life any man would about and be proud of.

But then one year wasn't so good. The drought hit us bad. It lasted for months. The crops died out. The wells dried up. The livestock that we couldn't sell off shriveled up and died.


It got to where a man couldn't support his own family anymore. We got desperate. I met a man it town that said he knew someone, some that could give me work. His name was Wilford O'Connell, and Irishman that made his way out west from New York and made his money in oil.



He had a proposition for me. He had contacts with the military and had struck a deal with Mexican banditos to sell them American arms in exchange for Spanish gold.



He needed a man that was familiar with the land to help lead his men to the drop off point, and an extra hand as well. That man was to be me.



We headed off through the Weste3rn expanse, 3 of O-Connell's men and myself, with a carriage drawn by 2 horses. Now, O'Connell was a respected with businessman with a fine reputation, but the banditos...not so much. The deal was that he would have another team of men collect the gold at a different meeting point 24 hours earlier than we would drop off the arsenal. This would happen after we had already left on our journey so as to ensure our integrity.

The night before the drop-off, we made very good time and set up camp not far from where deposit would be, less than a mile.

We cracked open the whiskey bottles and I shared with the men my tales of woe. They sympathized, as the drought had affected everybody in such a wrong way. We laughed about the good fortune we had wrought from Mr. O'Connell's job and about how close we were to finishing our task...and then everything went black.

I woke up with a splitting headache to discover an abandoned campsite. The other men had left, with the carriage, but left the crates. With curiosity, I pried one open.



The crates were empty! I had never even tried to lift one. I heard horses and voices in the distance. I had been tricked!

I quickly started to make my way back through the valley. I knew those lands better than the banditos so they had no chance of tracking me. But I was on foot, and they were on horses, and could move much faster than I.

When I finally found my way back to the farm...I was devastated.



The house was burnt to the ground...my wife and daughters...murdered. It had to have been the banditos seeking revenge. O'Connell must have told them who I was and that i had planned the trickery...maybe even that i had their money and had planned out everything. I was furious, blood boiling under my skin and my heart pumping so fast it might jump out of my chest.



The only thing on my mind was revenge.

I made my way to one of O'Connell's main oil wells and set the thing to blow.



The destruction was glorious. The fire illuminating the black sky was, at that moment, the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. But that beauty was fleeting. I was thirsty for blood.

It wasn't long at that point before the law was on my tail. O'Connell may not have had the connections with the military that he claimed to have had--but he had connections.

At this point I was in a real bind - the law was after me, O'Connell's goons were after me, and the Mexicans...well, the Mexicans might be my only chance. If only I can convince them of what wrong was done, both to therm and me.

So I come into this new town to see what kind of information I can gather...

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Who are you favorite and least favorite former US Presidents, and why?

I have always liked Andrew Jackson, despite all that happened involving the Native Americans, because of his involvement with the national debt and the destruction of the National Bank.

I even wrote and drew a comic book about it as a final project for my AP U.S. History Class my junior year in high school:



I'll post the rest of the comic as links:
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I'll get back to you on worst.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

.Why the faces in all your pictures here on the board?

It's honestly not something I really do intentionally...it's just a bit at this point I suppose. I guess part of it is that i've never really liked my smiling face, at least not the "photo smile." I feel so fucking posing for photos. So, I just be myself...which is what you all get to see.

And, if we were to meet and I asked a bunch of questions, what show would be so important that you had to go off on me like a rooster to make me stop?

You know what, that's kind of hard to say right now. I feel like every act at this point is that important, and until the set times come a=out and I've figured out "beer tent times," I couldn't really say. It wouldn't be out of rudeness though, i assure you.

I love Ministry, many good times seeing that band. Do you think that kind of music has any place at Coachella? Yes or no and why?...

I am not sure exactly what the question here is. If you're specifically if Ministry is the type of music that has a place at Coachella I would say yes. They are a highly influential band in a variety of genres, and they are not exactly typical of metal in any way. They're more related to industrial to me, and I'd like to see more industrial bands at Coachella, just as we had Throbbing Gristle last year. I know we have a lot of Nitzer Ebb fans here, and i think groups like Einsturzende Neubauten, Pigface, Ministry spin-off Lard, and a number of other bands have a plavce at Coachella, both because of legacy and generally being off kilter.

Non-industrial heavy bands have their place as well, given the right context. Mastodon and Fucked Up fit in well last year. I really want to see The Melvins at Coachella...I think they'd be a great fit.

Would you rather fuck Tee-La or Evil Lynn?

Tee-La. I like that even in that get-up she manages a "girl next door" kind of look.



Evil Lyn might already know some better moves in bed, but she's a nasty bitch. I'd rather do the teaching.

[Monklish]

You cant blame me for uninteresting questions, Randy.

You chose a brutally uninteresting person to replace you. Yes I can.

[daxton]

You chose a brutally uninteresting person to replace you. Yes I can.

I think you're alone in that opinion.

[algunz]

Drinky,

If you could have prevented one thing from happening between a friend and yourself, what would it have been?

[stinkbutt]

Favorite super villain and why?

Favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan?

[hawkingvsreeve]

You chose a brutally uninteresting person to replace you. Yes I can.

Well I will just have to live with your disappointment.

[TomAz]

Drinky, why do you avoid my questions? Do you not like me?

[SoulDischarge]

Brandon still has unanswered questions.

[zajaa]

ASPARAGUS BOUTONNIERE FTW

[TomAz]

Brandon still has unanswered questions.

yeah well I know Brandon doesn't like me.