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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Yes.

    Being the kind of freakish daywalker possessed of both videogames consoles and a vagina, the problems with this scenario are perhaps more immediately apparent to me than they might be from a gentleman's perspective.
    My initial thought is that it would be somewhat analogous to vibrating panties.







    moist panties.


    that one's for the ladies.
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    I thought this thread was currently for guedita?

    Guedita, how does it make you feel when other board members steal your thunder by going off on their own tangents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    No, but I know girls that have tried to see if it feels good. I also imagine a quick google search would verify that it's not unheard of.

    My whole argument had nothing to do with whether it was an effective way of getting off or whether she should or should not have been into it or offended by it, but that the concept of vibration+clit=arousal made no sense to her.

    But you are the master of the straw man argument, so I know that you know my point was valid. In fact, you started off by agreeing with me.
    Please find for me the point at which I was agreeing with you. It does not exist.

    Pretty sure that whatever interest women might have in testing out a phone's vibration capabilities end approximately 2 seconds after they realize there's no way to get it to vibrate steadily without termination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Please find for me the point at which I was agreeing with you. It does not exist.

    Pretty sure that whatever interest women might have in testing out a phone's vibration capabilities end approximately 2 seconds after they realize there's no way to get it to vibrate steadily without termination.
    whatever, straw man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IDCrisis View Post
    If that's the case, then I'm gonna go spend the rest of my day playing with the DJHero I got for Xmas.

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    You grasp the idea that the only way vibration works for women is if it DOESN'T turn off every couple seconds, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    I think it makes a lot of sense if you possess a barely cursory understanding of how female genitalia is stimulated.
    I read this as you agreeing with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    You grasp the idea that the only way vibration works for women is if it DOESN'T turn off every couple seconds, right?
    This goes back to your intial straw man argument.
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    You should up your sarcasm detectors.
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    Further, we are talking about high school kids here - it OF COURSE makes sense that the thought would enter their head. Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    You should up your sarcasm detectors.
    Fair enough.
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    No it fucking doesn't. Know what I thought about vibrating against my girlfriend's pussy in high school? Either my dick or an actual vibrator. Not a goddamn Nintendo 64 controller.
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    Way too much debate over an offhand statement, and you got BD to indulge more creepy personal information. And you let Otho get away with the Handbook.

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    guedita, the floor is yours. Randy has refute plenty of poitns, but none of them mine. he has yet to refute my initial assertion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Oh wait, so he was intending to use the controller he was actually playing with? Holy god that's terrible. I at least had the courtesy to imagine it as a two player shooting game kind of situation where he'd just stuff the other controller in your panties and fucking blast your character in the face with a machine gun.
    In the interest of expanding further on this sexy moment of my life, when I initially refused the offer, he said that I could just play the game and touch myself with the controller while he watched.

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    And you're supposed to know this because at some point or another you were playing Goldeneye with one of the 8 million boners you achieved in the course of adolescence and having nothing better to keep it pressed down with you rested the controller on it. And sure, when you got shot it felt barely good for a half second, but ultimately you realized that no matter what kind of sweet vibration loop you get going it's just not enough to catch a nut.

    And you owe your girlfriend that same consideration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    And you let Otho get away with the Handbook.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Guedi, how do you feel about these new dildo attachments for the Wii? Is your ex-boyfriend behind them?

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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Way too much debate over an offhand statement, and you got BD to indulge more creepy personal information. And you let Otho get away with the Handbook.
    Didn't want this to get lost in the shuffle.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    If it was supposed to be a joke, there'd be a cat in the picture somewhere. That's how you can tell, on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Guedi, how do you feel about these new dildo attachments for the Wii? Is your ex-boyfriend behind them?


    I don't get it. It doesn't make sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Guedi, how do you feel about these new dildo attachments for the Wii? Is your ex-boyfriend behind them?

    hahahaha

    I hope fifteen year olds are fooling around with these.

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    Is that ring for cocks? There are plenty of penises that would not fit in that unless it's stretchy or just made for the tip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    Didn't want this to get lost in the shuffle.
    AHAHAHAHA!...Thank you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    ... you know a lot of chicks who masturbate with phones?
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Is that ring for cocks? There are plenty of penises that would not fit in that unless it's stretchy or just made for the tip.
    Quit bragging. But seriously...



    ...you can get your arm in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I can play the piano and read sheet music.
    Give me....a cute cat driving a tractor.
    Imagine that! Mr. Kitty just so happens to be harvesting more grain for you also. And, you'll be amazed to know that coincidently, his name is Jack. Weird, huh?

    You mentioned Jack Daniels as your favorite, as well as Maker's Mark. Have you tried the Gentleman Jack yet? Or, how about the Single Barrel Gentleman Jack? Whiskey's not my thing, but I have tried both and oh, sooo smooth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post

    Quit bragging. But seriously...



    ...you can get your arm in them.
    Sweet.

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    I like the picture, Brokendoll. Cute hanker-chief Jack is wearing. I have tried gentleman's jack, but not single barrel. I was in TN for two days once on a road trip but we did not have time to make it to Jack Daniel's distillery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Please find for me the point at which I was agreeing with you. It does not exist.

    Pretty sure that whatever interest women might have in testing out a phone's vibration capabilities end approximately 2 seconds after they realize there's no way to get it to vibrate steadily without termination.
    Sure there is...If you've got enough change and a payphone handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I like the picture, Brokendoll. Cute hanker-chief Jack is wearing. I have tried gentleman's jack, but not single barrel. I was in TN for two days once on a road trip but we did not have time to make it to Jack Daniel's distillery.
    Are you like most and drink your JD with Coke? Nothing wrong with that by any means, but if you get the chance to try the sungle barrel, don't mix it with a thing.
    And the pic? I just noticed that Jack has no shoes on. That can't be safe when operating farm equipment. Then again, you'll be drunk and won't care so we'll leave it as is.

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    Guedita, ever been spanked with a ruler?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IDCrisis View Post
    Are you like most and drink your JD with Coke? Nothing wrong with that by any means, but if you get the chance to try the sungle barrel, don't mix it with a thing.
    And the pic? I just noticed that Jack has no shoes on. That can't be safe when operating farm equipment. Then again, you'll be drunk and won't care so we'll leave it as is.
    Jack I like to have with coke, or as a whiskey-sour. I definitely would never mix anything into the single barrel.

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