Get to know your fellow board members....

[york707]

Yes.

Being the kind of freakish daywalker possessed of both videogames consoles and a vagina, the problems with this scenario are perhaps more immediately apparent to me than they might be from a gentleman's perspective.

My initial thought is that it would be somewhat analogous to vibrating panties.







moist panties.


that one's for the ladies.

[Newro7ic]

I thought this thread was currently for guedita?

Guedita, how does it make you feel when other board members steal your thunder by going off on their own tangents?

[Monklish]

No, but I know girls that have tried to see if it feels good. I also imagine a quick google search would verify that it's not unheard of.

My whole argument had nothing to do with whether it was an effective way of getting off or whether she should or should not have been into it or offended by it, but that the concept of vibration+clit=arousal made no sense to her.

But you are the master of the straw man argument, so I know that you know my point was valid. In fact, you started off by agreeing with me.

Please find for me the point at which I was agreeing with you. It does not exist.

Pretty sure that whatever interest women might have in testing out a phone's vibration capabilities end approximately 2 seconds after they realize there's no way to get it to vibrate steadily without termination.

[york707]

Please find for me the point at which I was agreeing with you. It does not exist.

Pretty sure that whatever interest women might have in testing out a phone's vibration capabilities end approximately 2 seconds after they realize there's no way to get it to vibrate steadily without termination.

whatever, straw man.

[weeklymix]

If that's the case, then I'm gonna go spend the rest of my day playing with the DJHero I got for Xmas.

[Monklish]

You grasp the idea that the only way vibration works for women is if it DOESN'T turn off every couple seconds, right?

[york707]

I think it makes a lot of sense if you possess a barely cursory understanding of how female genitalia is stimulated.

I read this as you agreeing with me.

[york707]

You grasp the idea that the only way vibration works for women is if it DOESN'T turn off every couple seconds, right?

This goes back to your intial straw man argument.

[Monklish]

You should up your sarcasm detectors.

[york707]

Further, we are talking about high school kids here - it OF COURSE makes sense that the thought would enter their head. Jesus.

[york707]

You should up your sarcasm detectors.

Fair enough.

[Monklish]

No it fucking doesn't. Know what I thought about vibrating against my girlfriend's pussy in high school? Either my dick or an actual vibrator. Not a goddamn Nintendo 64 controller.

[SoulDischarge]

Way too much debate over an offhand statement, and you got BD to indulge more creepy personal information. And you let Otho get away with the Handbook.

[york707]

guedita, the floor is yours. Randy has refute plenty of poitns, but none of them mine. he has yet to refute my initial assertion.

[guedita]

Oh wait, so he was intending to use the controller he was actually playing with? Holy god that's terrible. I at least had the courtesy to imagine it as a two player shooting game kind of situation where he'd just stuff the other controller in your panties and fucking blast your character in the face with a machine gun.

In the interest of expanding further on this sexy moment of my life, when I initially refused the offer, he said that I could just play the game and touch myself with the controller while he watched.

[Monklish]

And you're supposed to know this because at some point or another you were playing Goldeneye with one of the 8 million boners you achieved in the course of adolescence and having nothing better to keep it pressed down with you rested the controller on it. And sure, when you got shot it felt barely good for a half second, but ultimately you realized that no matter what kind of sweet vibration loop you get going it's just not enough to catch a nut.

And you owe your girlfriend that same consideration.

[Monklish]

And you let Otho get away with the Handbook.

Beetlelulz

[Monklish]

Guedi, how do you feel about these new dildo attachments for the Wii? Is your ex-boyfriend behind them?

[rskapcat]

Way too much debate over an offhand statement, and you got BD to indulge more creepy personal information. And you let Otho get away with the Handbook.

Didn't want this to get lost in the shuffle.

[york707]

Guedi, how do you feel about these new dildo attachments for the Wii? Is your ex-boyfriend behind them?

I don't get it. It doesn't make sense.

[guedita]

Guedi, how do you feel about these new dildo attachments for the Wii? Is your ex-boyfriend behind them?

hahahaha

I hope fifteen year olds are fooling around with these.

[weeklymix]

Is that ring for cocks? There are plenty of penises that would not fit in that unless it's stretchy or just made for the tip.

[M Sparks]

Didn't want this to get lost in the shuffle.

AHAHAHAHA!...Thank you!

... you know a lot of chicks who masturbate with phones?

http://gizmodo.com/5295987/myvibe-th...-by-apple-nsfw

Is that ring for cocks? There are plenty of penises that would not fit in that unless it's stretchy or just made for the tip.

Quit bragging. But seriously...



...you can get your arm in them.

[IDCrisis]

I can play the piano and read sheet music.
Give me....a cute cat driving a tractor.

Imagine that! Mr. Kitty just so happens to be harvesting more grain for you also. And, you'll be amazed to know that coincidently, his name is Jack. Weird, huh?

You mentioned Jack Daniels as your favorite, as well as Maker's Mark. Have you tried the Gentleman Jack yet? Or, how about the Single Barrel Gentleman Jack? Whiskey's not my thing, but I have tried both and oh, sooo smooth!

[weeklymix]

Quit bragging. But seriously...



...you can get your arm in them.

Sweet.

[guedita]

I like the picture, Brokendoll. Cute hanker-chief Jack is wearing. I have tried gentleman's jack, but not single barrel. I was in TN for two days once on a road trip but we did not have time to make it to Jack Daniel's distillery.

[IDCrisis]

Please find for me the point at which I was agreeing with you. It does not exist.

Pretty sure that whatever interest women might have in testing out a phone's vibration capabilities end approximately 2 seconds after they realize there's no way to get it to vibrate steadily without termination.

Sure there is...If you've got enough change and a payphone handy.

[IDCrisis]

I like the picture, Brokendoll. Cute hanker-chief Jack is wearing. I have tried gentleman's jack, but not single barrel. I was in TN for two days once on a road trip but we did not have time to make it to Jack Daniel's distillery.

Are you like most and drink your JD with Coke? Nothing wrong with that by any means, but if you get the chance to try the sungle barrel, don't mix it with a thing.
And the pic? I just noticed that Jack has no shoes on. That can't be safe when operating farm equipment. Then again, you'll be drunk and won't care so we'll leave it as is.

[Principal Onyx Blackman]

Guedita, ever been spanked with a ruler?

[guedita]

Are you like most and drink your JD with Coke? Nothing wrong with that by any means, but if you get the chance to try the sungle barrel, don't mix it with a thing.
And the pic? I just noticed that Jack has no shoes on. That can't be safe when operating farm equipment. Then again, you'll be drunk and won't care so we'll leave it as is.

Jack I like to have with coke, or as a whiskey-sour. I definitely would never mix anything into the single barrel.