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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    I think he thought you would be sexually arounsed by the vibrating piece of plastic on your clit. I think he thought he would be sexually aroused by sexually arousing you.
    Next question for Guedita...how long ago did you break up with York?

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Sorry for the repeat question but WHOA on the stalking.

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    You're not making any fucking sense Randy. Make up your mind. The thing vibrates fast like a vibrator. At a conceptual level, putting something that vibrates on your clit would be arousing. In a particular instance, it may not, but guedi didn't say it didn't turn her on, she said the idea of doing it didn't make sense. That's like me saying i don't think it makes sense why my girlfriend thought stroking me off with her hand/mouth/tits/whatever would be arousing. In a particular instance, I may not not be turned on, but I certainly fucking get the concept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Next question for Guedita...how long ago did you break up with York?
    ahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Not to mention the fact that you need at least a few hundred more rpms than a playstation controller generates.
    It should be noted that I have no idea how fast those things vibrate. I was making the assumption that it's on the level of a vibrator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    Let's put this into boy terms. A girl strokes you for 2 seconds, then says, "Wait! Let me go find another bomb!" 2 second stroke...find bomb. 2 second stroke...find bomb. Make sense now? No consistency = awkward & not sexy.
    I am assuming the whole thing is remote, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    You're not making any fucking sense Randy. Make up your mind. The thing vibrates fast like a vibrator. At a conceptual level, putting something that vibrates on your clit would be arousing. In a particular instance, it may not, but guedi didn't say it didn't turn her on, she said the idea of doing it didn't make sense. That's like me saying i don't think it makes sense why my girlfriend thought stroking me off with her hand/mouth/tits/whatever would be arousing. In a particular instance, I may not not be turned on, but I certainly fucking get the concept.
    I don't know that it vibrates all that fast. Its vibration is designed to be jarring, which is the exact opposite idea of a vibrator. A vibrator is intended to deliver a consistent, contained energy. Many many RPMs in a small space that shouldn't cause it to shake in any direction particularly but just create an overall hum effect. That is almost exactly the converse of how a playstation controller operates, which is to deliver a small burst of very rocky, non-specific flailing around.

    ... Do you understand anything about vaginas?
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    I am assuming the whole thing is remote, right?
    If so, you're forgetting to account for your increase or decrease in arousal by the bloody fucking severed hand that seems to have taken a liking to you. Why the fuck am I in this thread right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    I don't know that it vibrates all that fast. Its vibration is designed to be jarring, which is the exact opposite idea of a vibrator. A vibrator is intended to deliver a consistent, contained energy. Many many RPMs in a small space that shouldn't cause it to shake in any direction particularly but just create an overall hum effect. That is almost exactly the converse of how a playstation controller operates, which is to deliver a small burst of very rocky, non-specific flailing around.

    ... Do you understand anything about vaginas?
    I understand plenty about vaginas. But not much about video games. Which I imagine is a better position to be in than vice versa, which seems to be the more common situation around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    I understand plenty about vaginas. But not much about video games. Which I imagine is a better position to be in than vice versa, which seems to be the more common situation around here.
    ZING!

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    Context dependant. So large explosions produce a lot of shaking, gunshots just a buzz. This also presents the question of how he planned for both of them to use the controller at once.

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    So you've never had a vibrating controller in your hand?
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    I think that is safe to say.
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    Would you mind if I shoved a playstation up your ass and we performed a little experiment?
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    Call Of Duty: Shitpipe Warfare
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    cogent response
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    I'm being fucking hilarious and you're just too out of the loop to realize it.
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    No, I get it, but I also get that you are fundamentally incapable of realizing that you are wrong or at least acknowleding that someone else is not wrong.
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    also, mildly interesting is diferent than fucking hilarious
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    Acknowledging that you are allowed to plead ignorance for speaking up on a subject matter when you apparently had absolutely zero familiarity with 50 percent of the issue is a far fucking cry from admitting that I was somehow wrong.
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    Perhaps, since you are apparently unacquainted with the instrument that is the fucking crux of the discussion, you should have just stayed out of it, hmm? Or at least should have considered that before jiving me for being incapable of admitting that you weren't wrong about something you were completely wrong about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Context dependant. So large explosions produce a lot of shaking, gunshots just a buzz. This also presents the question of how he planned for both of them to use the controller at once.
    It was a "you lie there naked while I play the game and when the controller buzzes I'll touch to it your clitoris. It will be totally hot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It was a "you lie there naked while I play the game and when the controller buzzes I'll touch to it your clitoris. It will be totally hot."
    Well, that's not hot.
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    Oh wait, so he was intending to use the controller he was actually playing with? Holy god that's terrible. I at least had the courtesy to imagine it as a two player shooting game kind of situation where he'd just stuff the other controller in your panties and fucking blast your character in the face with a machine gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Acknowledging that you are allowed to plead ignorance for speaking up on a subject matter when you apparently had absolutely zero familiarity with 50 percent of the issue is a far fucking cry from admitting that I was somehow wrong.
    Or, I read "vibrating controller" and assumed, I don't know, that it was a fucking vibrating controller. Like a virating phone or pager or back massager or a million other things that women all over the world use to masterbate with.
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    ... you know a lot of chicks who masturbate with phones?
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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    It should be noted that I have no idea how fast those things vibrate. I was making the assumption that it's on the level of a vibrator.
    If that's the case, then I'm gonna go spend the rest of my day playing with the DJHero I got for Xmas.

    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    I understand plenty about vaginas. But not much about video games. Which I imagine is a better position to be in than vice versa, which seems to be the more common situation around here.
    I went from Pac Man to Perversion, myself. But, I think a lot of people here were breastfed off the internet and nurtured by the Super Mario Brothers. They haven't played the V-jay-jay game yet.

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    GROSS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    ... you know a lot of chicks who masturbate with phones?
    No, but I know girls that have tried to see if it feels good. I also imagine a quick google search would verify that it's not unheard of.

    My whole argument had nothing to do with whether it was an effective way of getting off or whether she should or should not have been into it or offended by it, but that the concept of vibration+clit=arousal made no sense to her.

    But you are the master of the straw man argument, so I know that you know my point was valid. In fact, you started off by agreeing with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    Well, that's not hot.
    Yes.

    Being the kind of freakish daywalker possessed of both videogames consoles and a vagina, the problems with this scenario are perhaps more immediately apparent to me than they might be from a gentleman's perspective.

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