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    OOOH NVM I FIGURED IT OUT!

    First ignore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    How do I ignore someone again? This Devin bro/chick has been on my nerves for the past month.

    MJA, for one of your final questions...

    Crayons, markers or colored pencils and why?
    Mine first!
    Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    OOOH NVM I FIGURED IT OUT!

    First ignore!
    wow. i wish i knew who you were, too. :/
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    MJA, I have a lot of questions for you, but I think I'll just find you in the Sahara when you're rolling hard and ask you strange things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion View Post
    Epic choice.

    Question: When you yawn, do you precum?
    I'm in a constant state of dribble.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    How do I ignore someone again? This Devin bro/chick has been on my nerves for the past month.

    MJA, for one of your final questions...

    Crayons, markers or colored pencils and why?
    For what? Shoving up your ass? Markers, due to their girth.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    When am I supposed to announce the new person? Tonight or tomorrow?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    That sig seems excessive. But now you've done us all a disservice by being so abrasive about it that she really CAN'T change it now as a matter of principle. This is a woeful situation for everyone.
    Wise beyond his years.

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    MJA, do you like my hot titties?

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    Question you wish you'd been asked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarahpalin View Post
    MJA, do you like my hot titties?
    I don't dislike them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Question you wish you'd been asked?
    Sarah Palin just asked it.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarahpalin View Post
    MJA, do you like my hot titties?
    No, he likes mine. Move on.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Achievement you're most proud of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Achievement you're most proud of?
    I'm not really that proud of anything. I guess if I had to answer, I was kind of impressed with myself from walking away from a fairly mindless yet obnoxiously high-paying job to go back to school in order to seek out more of a challenge. That being said, going back to school may land me in just a mindless of a job, but I guess I'm proud of at least taking the risk.

    Alternatively: Keeping my skin looking so great.

    Or this: http://www.spin.com/articles/best-wo...apalooza-day-1
    Last edited by malcolmjamalawesome; 11-29-2009 at 05:30 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Best dinosaur?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Best dinosaur?
    Diplodocus.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Good man.

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    Tell me about your least and most favourite schoolteachers.

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    Leaust favorite: 5th Grade. Used to play football way too competitively with us. Pushed us down. Made fun of us. Would lead receivers too much with his passes and they'd run into brick walls and shit. Choked a kid once. Years letter, saw him selling shoes.

    Moust Favourite: The aforementioned one that I made out with. Or the one who "accidentally" let us watch "Excalibur" in 3rd grade and we saw a titty.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Robot arms or gills?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Robot arms or gills?
    My arms are already stronger than a robot's so gills.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarahpalin View Post
    MJA, do you like my hot titties?
    Jesus Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seandlr View Post
    MJA, tell us about the time where you've had to take a shit in the most uncomfortable situation/ location.
    Skipped....
    What's the worst job you've had?

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    I'll answer the shitting one: The answer is nowhere. My old job I had to drive around all day long so I got pretty accustomed to shitting in public places. In fact, I prefer it because that way I'm not befouling my own home. Here are some of my favorite things about shitting in public places:

    When there are two stalls and the other person is shitting and you have an informal contest for who does the loudest shit blast.

    When you walk into the bathroom and there's one stall but you don't want to walk directly out so you hang around or even pretend to pee at the urinal until the guy comes out, and wait until after he actually washes his hands and leaves and then you can finally go in there.

    When there's no toilet paper and you have to use the brown paper towels.

    When there's shit just all over the seat. I mean, what happens there? I really can't see someone just hovering over it and moving enough that they spray shit everywhere. My guess is it's a really fat dude who probably has to wipe his ass with a bath towel anyway so his ass is probably always kind of shitty anyway and when he sits down it just gets all over.

    Addendum: Who are you people that don't use Wet Wipes after you shit? It's so illogical. When else do you befoul your skin with something and then just use dry paper to get it off? You need some wet stuff in there to break it down. I implore you, people.


    The worst job I ever had was detasselling corn. You were in like, junior high, and you'd get up at 5 in the morning and walk through this wet ass corn all day long and pull the little tassel out of the middle of the stalk and then just throw it on the ground. Up and down corn fields all day fucking long. Pulling out tassels. Throwing them. Sweating. And your balls/crotch would always be really sore from doing all of that walking and being all wet and gross.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Addendum: Who are you people that don't use Wet Wipes after you shit? It's so illogical. When else do you befoul your skin with something and then just use dry paper to get it off? You need some wet stuff in there to break it down. I implore you, people.


    The worst job I ever had was detasselling corn. You were in like, junior high, and you'd get up at 5 in the morning and walk through this wet ass corn all day long and pull the little tassel out of the middle of the stalk and then just throw it on the ground. Up and down corn fields all day fucking long. Pulling out tassels. Throwing them. Sweating. And your balls/crotch would always be really sore from doing all of that walking and being all wet and gross.
    You've come a long way, baby...from corn cobs to wet wipes... There, you have it... But, seriously, favorite brand of wet wipes to clean your dot?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Wet Wipes™.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Thank you, MJA!
    I do not understand how Americans (not that I can say that anymore since I became a dual citizen last year) only wipe their tushes with dry toilet paper? I don't care how much fiber you get, this is absolutely gross. You're so right, if you had a smear of No. 2 on any other part of your body you would WASH it off. Also, do you know how hard it is to find an apartment with a pre-installed bidet?


    Also...

    Do you do/say/think anything as a young adult that in your childhood/teen years you swore you would never do? As we creep towards our 30s we, inevitably, it seems, start to turn into our parents. What about you? Any such trend?
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    jewface is definitely the gayest one here, right?

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    A girl was once telling me a story, and she said the worst thing is giving head to a guy who just took a shit and doesn't use wipes. Ever since, I've been comitted to wipes.

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    That's always been in the back of my mind, I'm about to run out to the store... I guess I'll buy some wipes.
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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