I'm not aware of any female "sport figures".
I'm a sports fan, but only football and baseball. I have the unfortunate privilege of being a Cubs and Rams fan, arguably the two most hated teams in St. Louis that also can't win to save their lives. I have no utility whatsoever for basketball (save for march madness gambling), tennis, soccer, hockey, UFC, etc.
I don't really "play" any sports any more. I used to play football and loved it. I just run a lot now. I play golf sometimes but that's more about drinking in nice weather.
Which of the following death scenarios do you find the most degrading?
1) Death from complications caused by testicular cancer and full-surgical castration.
2) Getting raped and subsequently beheaded whilst Rammstein blares on your murderer's stereo.
3) Getting sewn face-to-ass in the daisy-chain from hell, ala the The Human Centipede.
4) Death by Steve Aoki.
If you could modify your computer in any single way, how would you make it different?
And you can get "science-fiction" on the bugger.
1) isn't really degrading. It's cancer. What the fuck are you going to do? Not get degraded by your own cells?
3) Isn't necessarily going to kill you. You could still eat. It's 100% medically accurate.
I'm almost hesitant to even answer because I'm so non-computer savvy that whatever I'd suggest probably actually is available and I just don't realize that.
Ok, here's the answer: Way better built-in sound system so that you could go straight out of your laptop's internal sound thing in different settings without having to plug it into anything.
What kind of tradeoff would it take for you to sacrifice your life? You can have three years to enjoy the fruits of whatever you're giving up the rest of your days for, whether it be selfish or altruistic.
Also, are you going to be careful not to pick a replacement who will bore the everloving fuck out of me? Part of my reason for seizing power in this thread was to wrest it from the hands of the relentlessly lamebrained. Please don't fuck that up.
Thirdly, is the reason you Jew'd out on all your frozen lemonades because you are in training to become a lawyer and therefore determinedly slimy? Can you describe any of the occasions of your Jewdom for us or were they not that interesting?
Do you feel that you are actually obtaining an education from college? Or that you are slowly coasting along to a degree, so you can eventually bullshit your way into the ranks of being lumped in as the awkward last name in jew law firm of horawitz, goldstein, & *insert your last name here*?
You can have a frozen lemonade on me.
Jew on fake Jew disagreements.
As far as law school, I find it really fascinating. It's so targeted and specific of a criteria that I'd say it's hard to reason that it's not a meaningful education for the practice of law. But I also think I'm probably approaching this degree in a lot more sensible way than I did my undergrad so it probably seems more meaningful to me.
What do you call a million lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
Bernie an old Jewish codger, was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for that express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business!" answers Bernie, "Get me the course!"
Four days later, Bernie got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill could be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please Bernie, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, Bernie said: "One less Jewish lawyer."