Get to know your fellow board members....

[shakermaker113]

please post a picture of your favorite simpsons character.

[Monklish]

Seeing as this thread has effectively died for the week, I thought I would hype who I'm choosing as my replacement for I find it to be a truly exciting opportunity to harass one of the board's finest contributors. I'm unfamiliar with when the official switchover happens, but ladies and gentlemen, begin preparing questions for...

MALCOLMJAMALAWESOME

[rskapcat]

I MJA.

One last question for you, Randy...if I attempt to hug you at Coachella, will you punch me or run away? Those would both be incredibly awkward situations for me, so I'd rather know what I'm in for now.

[Devin the Dude]

this is not a question. i WILL hug you next coachella. end of story.

[Monklish]

I MJA.

One last question for you, Randy...if I attempt to hug you at Coachella, will you punch me or run away? Those would both be incredibly awkward situations for me, so I'd rather know what I'm in for now.

No, I'll probably just sigh and grudgingly accept. Nothing personal mind you, I just find physical contact way overrated.

[Monklish]

this is not a question. i WILL hug you next coachella. end of story.

Um, no you won't. I don't have to punch you or run away from you, I can just plant my hand on your forehead and keep you away.

[JewFace]

Randy, on a scale of 9-10, how excited are you about getting a giant hug from me at Coachella 2010?

[paulb]

Randy....at PAW last year, as I was walking up...you and Ivy were walking away...and i yelled "Hey Randy", and you said "hey" then continued walking.... can we be friends?

[rskapcat]

I apologize for what I seem to have started, Randy.

[Monklish]

Randy, on a scale of 9-10, how excited are you about getting a giant hug from me at Coachella 2010?

You I'll hug. But only because I think I can probably get a handjay out of it.

Randy....at PAW last year, as I was walking up...you and Ivy were walking away...and i yelled "Hey Randy", and you said "hey" then continued walking.... can we be friends?

No.

[shakermaker113]

post your favorite simpsons character dammit.

[Gribbz]

This week turned from "drugs" to "hugs."

No bueno.

[Monklish]

It's a lame question and I'm ignoring it. Either Burns, Grandpa or Krusty. Now fuck off.

[JewFace]

You I'll hug. But only because I think I can probably get a handjay out of it.

Oooh. Kosher only. Sorry, house rule.

[Monklish]

Call me a goy again and you'll walk away from that hug with a second circumcision.

[Chaplipman]

How did you discover Coachella and what drew you to go?

In your opinion, what is John Lennon's best song(Beatles catalog included)?

Favorite civil/human rights activist?

[Monklish]

How did you discover Coachella and what drew you to go?

In your opinion, what is John Lennon's best song(Beatles catalog included)?

Favorite civil/human rights activist?

Tool's first show in five years.

A Day In The Life.

Pol Pot

[Still-ill]

How did you discover Coachella and what drew you to go?

In your opinion, what is John Lennon's best song(Beatles catalog included)?

Favorite civil/human rights activist?

Lol.

Someone is about to actually get to know your fellow board member.

[seandlr]

Pol Pot

What an ass.

[joppy-slow]

Tool's first show in five years.

A Day In The Life.

Pol Pot

ha ha.. pol pot. randy who is your fave comedian and if you could have a copious supply of any drug (that would never run out) what would it be?

[joppy-slow]

but ladies and gentlemen, begin preparing questions for...

MALCOLMJAMALAWESOME

good pick.

[Monklish]

ha ha.. pol pot. randy who is your fave comedian and if you could have a copious supply of any drug (that would never run out) what would it be?

I think Chris Rock really has to win overall for the quality of his social commentary, but for pure laughs per minute it's Louis C.K.

The drug question really depends on what I'm required to do with the rest of my life. If I get to live out my days with no responsibilities, say the Apocalypse is happening, well I'd have to go with an opiate then, either heroin or fentanyl. At the same time, having four or five pounds of completely pure MDMA would be awful nice.

I guess the real problem is I'm pretty sure if I had an endless supply of any of the drugs I'd really want to have, it would mean I was fucked.

[joppy-slow]

I guess the real problem is I'm pretty sure if I had an endless supply of any of the drugs I'd really want to have, it would mean I was fucked.

spoken like a true pro...
i will have to check out louis c.k.. thanks

[Monklish]

This bit turns into one of the absolute funniest fucking things ever. Unfortunately this clip starts out with an intro that, while funny, was ripped off by Dane Cook. But watch this all the way through. The end is just genius.

[Monklish]

Oh man, I'd never seen this before. Fuck this is good.

[frozen pilgrim]

didn't know you were a louis c.k. fan. heh I've been using a clip of him on conan as part of an intro for a couple months now.
"everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy"

[JustSteve]

spoken like a true pro...
i will have to check out louis c.k.. thanks

you've never heard of him?

[joppy-slow]

This bit turns into one of the absolute funniest fucking things ever. Unfortunately this clip starts out with an intro that, while funny, was ripped off by Dane Cook. But watch this all the way through. The end is just genius.

hhahahhaah.. funny.. this guy is awesome.. dane cook blows and should be put to sleep. i cringe whenever someone thinks he is funny..

[joppy-slow]

you've never heard of him?

no. I had never heard of him.

[JustSteve]

This bit turns into one of the absolute funniest fucking things ever. Unfortunately this clip starts out with an intro that, while funny, was ripped off by Dane Cook. But watch this all the way through. The end is just genius.

the hide and seek part early on? yeah, my daughter is at that stage right now, haha. actually, that whole bit is my life...but i f'n love every moment of it.