Get to know your fellow board members....

[Monklish]

Would you have hated it more if you were sober?

If I was sober I would have had the mind to get the fuck up and walk away, but I can't imagine any combination of anything making that earfucking any worse or better. It was just pure terrible.

[Devin the Dude]

last, when people meet you in person are you the giant pussy i imagine or are you just as tough as your internet personality?

he's no different on here than in person.

and how come i wasn't invited to the gas chamber?

[Distorted_Jungle]

Also, what the fuck did I say exactly that tickled your asshole so much?

I've been in a couple arguments with you on here, my main problem with you comes from my hate for rude and disrespectful people like yourself.

[Monklish]

he's no different on here than in person.

and how come i wasn't invited to the gas chamber?

You have to be at least five feet tall to ride the gas chamber.

I've been in a couple arguments with you on here, my main problem with you comes from my hate for rude and disrespectful people like yourself.

Are you one of those insufferable "nice" fuckholes who thinks that all disagreements should be a constant back-and-forth of going out of your way to avoid offending anyone's delicate sensibility that they have some innate right to believe whatever they want without being criticized for it?

[Devin the Dude]

could you share with me and your other fellow message board tweakers one or two experiences that really blew your mind? preferably experiences in which each drug was distinguishable from another, not where you were just on a shit ton of everything. but, then again, one of those experiences dictated by you actually might be intelligible, so go for it if you can describe one of those too.

best trips plz.

[Devin the Dude]

You have to be at least five feet tall to ride the gas chamber.

[Monklish]

I'm bored of talking about drugs on here.

[Devin the Dude]

fair enough. i don't have any other questions for you, that's the only thing you represent to me. have a nice day.

[Suffacated]

A couple of people I'm not going to mention for fear that it will draw them into the thread (I think you all know who I mean)

Oh my ears are burning...
Please,don't flatter yourself junkie. I always thought you were much better than that.

[frazzles]

Yet somehow Suff made his way in.

[nbvcide]

fair enough. i don't have any other questions for you, that's the only thing you represent to me. have a nice day.

lolz

[djandrews25]

Top 5 Concerts you have attended.

[Monklish]

1. Portishead @ Coach
2. Daft @ Sports Arena just because I had a better view than Vegoose where the sound was better
3. Radiohead @ Hollywood Bowl night 2
4. Black Keys @ Coach 07
5. YYYs @ Coach 06

[herro kitty]

What would you like to accomplish before you die?

[Suffacated]

this

Well in a couple months when I'm healed up I'll kick Suff's ass

[Monklish]

What would you like to accomplish before you die?

To complete one genuinely great either movie or novel.

[Suffacated]

You've never completed anything in your life. Why start now?

[HunterGather]

List your top 3 guys and girls you'd wanna bang; preferably of the celeb kind.

[rskapcat]

I just said a small prayer for you to have intense bowel movements. Please don't say negative things about the Feather.

In the event of Sophia's peril, winged creatures from near and far would rescue her.




Randy, are there any songs you associate with a particular time in your life? Could be a happy time or sad time.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Am I the board's finest poster?

[ivankay]

What is the greatest film ever and why do you feel and think it is?

What is the greatest thing ever to come out of the tv?

[zimmy1222]

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a trend or something of the like and upon realizing it, kicked your own ass for being a moron and falling for that shit?


oh, and if so, which one(s)?

[Young blood]

What is the single most gayest moment you have ever experienced? Im not talking like getting in touch of your feelings.....more like wrestling your uncle and then making out with him and giving him a handjob type of gay.

[amyzzz]

(or peeing on your brother in the closet kind of gay)

[Mr. Dylanja]

Which method of killing someone would bring you the most pleasure during the process?

What are your thoughts on college? Did you go? Would you go back and if so, for what?

[amyzzz]

(or drinking beer naked with your male friends in the shower kind of gay)

[Devin the Dude]

it had so much potential..

[djandrews25]

Will you describe the "new york attitude" please post your response in the form of a haiku.

[Monklish]

List your top 3 guys and girls you'd wanna bang; preferably of the celeb kind.

Unsurprisingly, I'm attracted to guys who look like me.

Am I the board's finest poster?

You mean after me? Sure.

What is the greatest film ever and why do you feel and think it is?

What is the greatest thing ever to come out of the tv?

Pulp and Trainspotting are tied for the top spot. The primary qualities that separate them for the rest of the pack are three things: the ability to get the audience to identify with characters that are inherently distasteful to them; telling a story seamlessly despite a non-linear timeline (personally I feel that few stories are truly most effectively told from beginning to end); and finally complete cohesion between the content, music, and look of the piece.

Best thing from TV used to be The Simpsons and seasons 2 through 9 are still pretty undeniably the most consistently funny shit you'll ever find, but South Park has overtaken their spot in recent years due to being a much more effective piece of satire and not having turned to a pile of shit the way the Simpsons did. As far as drama goes, it's The Sopranos, followed by The Wire. The Wire does a better job of addressing social issues but it frankly doesn't have the character work that The Sopranos does.

[Monklish]

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a trend or something of the like and upon realizing it, kicked your own ass for being a moron and falling for that shit?


oh, and if so, which one(s)?

When I was a teenager and I first started getting some friends and actually socializing I went through a few bad trends in order to be a part of the group. I had to follow professional wrestling because that's what was the conversation a lot of the time. I might have bought a ring or two from Hot Topic but quickly reversed that. I put Sun In in my hair one summer, which I have to say did look good but way utterly gay. For the most part I resisted it though. I also may have worn a douchey surfer-type necklace or two.

What is the single most gayest moment you have ever experienced? Im not talking like getting in touch of your feelings.....more like wrestling your uncle and then making out with him and giving him a handjob type of gay.

Hmm... this is a good one. There was one time before I had moved out to Cali where I was visiting my brother in San Francisco with my mother. We were staying in some crappy motel near the airport and I'd just turned 21, so after we checked in I had to get the fuck away from her and went walking to find a bar. In the bar I ended up in conversation with a 40 or something year old guy who appeared to be a rough, redneck of sorts type and didn't give off a faggy vibe whatsoever. He asked me if I wanted to go smoke a joint and naturally I accepted as I'd been without drugs for days.

The bar I'd had to walk to was a good half mile away from the hotel so we got into his pickup truck and tooled down to some supermarket parking lot across the street, smoked and talked. Then out of the blue he mentioned how much he'd like to suck my cock. Since I had the joint in my hand at the time I decided I'd better hit it as much as I could in the next few seconds as I broke the news to him that it wasn't going to happen. He didn't really want to let the subject drop though and after several mentions of how much he wanted to blow me again we finally ended up in a "Okay, well I'm gonna get out of the car now, and if you don't let me go we're gonna see how well you suck cock with my thumbs in your eyes."

That was weird.

Which method of killing someone would bring you the most pleasure during the process?

What are your thoughts on college? Did you go? Would you go back and if so, for what?

I've always wanted to cut someone up. A good throat-slitting arouses me for some reason.

College is a waste of time and money unless you're looking to go into a line of work that absolutely requires graduate work. I went for three semesters after dropping out of high school at the beginning of senior year and found nothing distinguishably better about the level of education or the maturity of how the students were treated compared to high school. My English teacher still didn't know how to spell, for example. Dumb cunt somehow inserted an "a" into the word "boulder" when writing it on the chalkboard one day. That was when I decided to bail.

If money wasn't an issue I wouldn't mind auditing classes at a really good school, but for the most part it's all still horseshit. 95 percent of kids would be better off saving the money they'd spend on college and trying to just get into a trade straight out of high school. The only advantage to going is the socialization aspect, but for the most part college students are not that much different from the douchebags you went to high school with.