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    If you came to my classroom for a day, what would you teach the teenagers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    If you came to my classroom for a day, what would you teach the teenagers?

    I may not be popular with the school after I gave this lesson, but I would talk to the teenagers about how they are socialized to believe a lot of bullshit. Whether it's religion or the fact that you're apparently supposed to have a certain job or have a family by a certain age. The crux of my lesson would be to do what makes you happy without harming other people.

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    When you can you stop by? Everybody needs to hear that lesson.

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    To what do you attribute your friendly personality? Nature or nurture? (genes or the social environment in which you grew up)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    To what do you attribute your friendly personality? Nature or nurture? (genes or the social environment in which you grew up)
    Dear Tommy,


    I'd like to piggy-back on this question if I could: Why are you such a dick?


    yr pal,

    stuporfly
    Last edited by stuporfly; 06-01-2009 at 10:50 AM. Reason: Jesus told me to murder a hobo.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    I'm sweet when the situation calls for it and I'm a total pendejo when the situation calls for it. I think my close friends appreciate that about me. I'm always there to help and be supportive, but I'll also call people on their shit. Some people are just afraid of the truth and I end up being labeled a dick. I try not to be malicious about it and, honestly, I'm more nice than not.
    He kind of answered these questions already - at least yours, Stupor.

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    I don't think he did.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't think he did.
    Yeah, he didn't really answer your question Amy, but I'd say he definitely dealt with Stupor's "dick."

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    TommyboyUNM,
    if you could have your own record label, movie production company or publishing company, which would you choose? What would the name of it be and what kind of stuff would you put out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    He kind of answered these questions already - at least yours, Stupor.
    Guess that makes me the dick for not checking...

    I'll rephrase the question: Tommy - How do you get your breath so kissing sweet?
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    To what do you attribute your friendly personality? Nature or nurture? (genes or the social environment in which you grew up)

    I think it has more to do with my social environment. My dad is kind of a dick. He means well, usually, but he can be a real asshole sometimes. When I have my mean moments, it's my dad coming out. It's especially fun when he and I disagree on something. But I say environment because I grew up with women. I have 2 older sisters and a very loving mom. They taught me compassion and generosity. So I'm friendly because of them.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Dear Tommy,


    I'd like to piggy-back on this question if I could: Why are you such a dick?


    yr pal,

    stuporfly

    Stuporfly, thank you for chiming in. I'm such a dick because women love it.

    Quote Originally Posted by fiyahhh! View Post
    TommyboyUNM,
    if you could have your own record label, movie production company or publishing company, which would you choose? What would the name of it be and what kind of stuff would you put out?

    I would own a record label and name it Cocksmith Records. It would be covers of bands doing covers, but with a twist. Say you like My Morning Jacket's cover of "Tyrone." On my label, I would have Erykah Badu doing a cover of MMJ doing a cover of Erykah Badu's "Tryone." This works with any cover song where the original artist is still alive. I think it's brilliant.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Guess that makes me the dick for not checking...

    I'll rephrase the question: Tommy - How do you get your breath so kissing sweet?

    I chew on stale carnitas for about 20 minutes every single morning. If you can't find carnitas, then placenta will do.

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    It's Monday. Why is Tommy still answering questions? Time to pick the board member of the week for this week. Stop hogging the limelight, you jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post

    I would own a record label and name it Cocksmith Records. It would be covers of bands doing covers, but with a twist. Say you like My Morning Jacket's cover of "Tyrone." On my label, I would have Erykah Badu doing a cover of MMJ doing a cover of Erykah Badu's "Tryone." This works with any cover song where the original artist is still alive. I think it's brilliant.
    based on your concept, may I recommend the name "Recovered Records"?

    please tell us your greatest teenage vandalism story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Where was I when this was happening?

    What is something you're extremely ashamed of?
    Well, loverboy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Yeah, he didn't really answer your question Amy, but I'd say he definitely dealt with Stupor's "dick."
    It wasn't the first time, and I dare say it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    OK FOLKS!! its been fun! But its time to pass the torch onto the next boardies...and for that I pass it on to the very first boardies I ever meet in person...TommyboyUNM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Because of his generosity I ended up going to My Morning Jacket at Red Rocks last August...yeah...we all know Tommy likes to push buttons (Krafterk )
    but he is also responsible for that damn Bonnaroo Thread....so without further adieu..
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    Good job this week, Judgy McMarco. Ask away, Coachellas.
    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    It's Monday. Why is Tommy still answering questions? Time to pick the board member of the week for this week. Stop hogging the limelight, you jerk.
    I realize that time flies when you're having fun, but TommyBoy hasn't been that funny yet, Ryan...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    It's Monday. Why is Tommy still answering questions? Time to pick the board member of the week for this week. Stop hogging the limelight, you jerk.

    I only started yesterday, asshole.

    Quote Originally Posted by fiyahhh! View Post
    based on your concept, may I recommend the name "Recovered Records"?

    please tell us your greatest teenage vandalism story.

    Duly noted. Thank you for your input.

    My friends and I did all of the standard things. We stole signs and egged cars. Maybe even broke some windows. When I went vandalizing with my cousins, though, it was much different. My cousins were cholos who lived in a ghetto neighborhood. One time we were walking around, throwing eggs and they were tagging the walls. The cousin who is 2 years younger than I am wrecked this kids bike that was just laying out near his trailor. And he tagged some gang thing, so the kid knew who it was. The next day, the kid came to my cousin's house where we were all playing basketball. He didn't say anything, he just punched my cousin right in the face. So my other cousin and I ran after this kid and tackled him. We started kicking him. The cousin who got hit, walked over and beat the shit outta him. The kid told his older brother what happened and we basically hid in the house for a few days until my parents came to pick me up. So that's not 100% a vandalism story, but it's the most memorable.


    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Where was I when this was happening?

    What is something you're extremely ashamed of?
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    Well, loverboy?

    Do you remember when I bought you that churro? That churro symbolized the cock that I was offering.

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    Do you drive a lowrider?

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    Do you have a picture of yourself throwing up a gang sign in a serious demeanor?

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    Tommy, aside from your all male group showering sessions has any sexual situation ever freaked you out?

    How heavy was the biggest girl you ever gave oral sex to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Do you drive a lowrider?

    If you go about 1:04 into this video, you can see me in the back seat of the first car that's bouncing. I was young at this point, but that car was passed down to me. And maybe I can pass it down to my son or daughter. My virgin Mary decal is fading, so I'll have to replace it before I hand it down. This is the pride of Espanola, New Mexico...




    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Do you have a picture of yourself throwing up a gang sign in a serious demeanor?

    This is me the day I was born.



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    Dear Tommy,

    Where was the oddest place you've urinated? (Preferred response would come between ages of 18-present.)

    yr pal,

    stuporfly
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Tommy, aside from your all male group showering sessions has any sexual situation ever freaked you out?

    How heavy was the biggest girl you ever gave oral sex to?

    I had sex with a woman last February who wanted me to choke her hard while I was banging her. Like to the point where she almost was going to pass out. At first I didn't believe that she wanted to be choked. So I just sorta chuckled and went about my business. Then she called me a fuckin pussy and demanded to be choked. I tried, but I guess I was just too psyched out. So she guided my hand and pressed it on her neck really fucking hard. She's the only chick I've ever been with who has asked me for that, though there have been women I wanted to choke without their consent.

    2nd place goes to getting my feet licked by a woman's dog while I was having sex with her about 3 years ago.

    I went down on a girl when I was 17 and she was 19. She must've been about 2 bills or so I would say. I was drunk as shit and she attacked me, so I just went to work. Not my finest hour, and I was still young so I probably didn't even make her come. If my tongue was made of bacon I bet it would've done the trick.

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    How many 40's can you drink on any given night?

    Please be specific on brand.
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    Cats or dogs? (if no one else asked it yet)
    Or is there any exotic pet you would like to have?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    How does this pic make you feel?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    I only started yesterday, asshole.
    Ugh........... I'll see this thread in a week then.

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    How does this spic make you feel?
    wtf?

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    Carry on, TommyBoy! BTW...If you were nominated for an award as Lead Actor in a movie, exactly what type of movie would we be seeing?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    The way this thread is going, seems like it would be porn.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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