I am not great with making mock posters... so here we go.
The ultimate Coachella would go on until 2am so to give the main 3 acts of each day full sets. And granted, this is based on me curating the festival so I can bounce around from stage to stage without missing any acts.
Aphex Twin Live Set ---> Scott Walker with full orchesta performing selections from Tilt and Drift ---> Radiohead
Sunset Outdoor Slot: Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Gobi Closer: Merzbow with surround sound system in the tent for full devastating effect.
Mojave closer: Fever Ray
Sahara closer: Kylie Minogue with full production.
The Birthday Party reunion ---> Bjork with Matmos, Leila, Brian Chippendale of Lightning Bolt, full brass and string section ---> Daft Punk with new production.
Outdoor at Sunset: Jonny Greenwood and Thom Yorke with the Nazareth Orchestra performing reworked renditions of Radiohead tracks.
Gobi Closer: Sunn 0))) with the lead singer of Mayhem again full surround sound
Mojave Closer: Boards of Canada
Sahara closer: The Knife with full producution and reworked tracks for full on rave effect.
Sigur Ros with full orchestra and choir ---> My Bloody Valentine ---> David Bowie
Outdoor at Sunset: Tom Waits
Gobi Closer: Mayhem (if they can get the visas to actual perform in the US)
Mojave closer: The Boredoms
Sahara closer: Future Sounds of London
other acts not sure when and where: Autchre, Yellow Machine Gun, Neutral Milk Hotel, Super Furry Animals, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Arcade Fire, Massive Attack, Kraftwerk, Underworld, Gobi tent to be curated by Improv Music From Japan, Clinic, more to come.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Asking about "the one that got away" is a bit more intimate, therefore more off limits than a standard hookers and blow question.
And I'd probably be willing to slaughter thousands of the innocent to go to your Coachella. Good choices.
Who are five people you hold the most respect for? The five people you hold the most disdain?
In general. Explain why/provide context though.
Have you seen their live DVD?
Highly recommended. It's on Netflix, if you have that.
what is your favorite simpsons character?