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[seandlr]

SOH,

What are some of your personality traits that you think could factor into someone wanting to kick your ass?

lmao. oh man, thats a great question

[seandlr]

now that you've told us your favorite childhood memory, what about a memory/or time where you can say that it had to be the best fucken time you have EVER had

?

[M Sparks]

Not for a long time. it's still big in Italy and most of eastern Europe though, if your looking to get involved. I always thought you might be a secret hard knock.

"I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury'" - Bill Hicks.

[sonofhal]

SOH,

What are some of your personality traits that you think could factor into someone wanting to kick your ass?

I'm a fairly placid person most of the time, but can get a bit obnoxious if i've had way too much to drink. I've only had my ass kicked once. There was about 5 guys walking along in Liverpool looking really gloomy. I told them to cheer the fuck up and they beat the crap out of me. I was quite heavily inebriated at the time, so felt nothing.

[ivankay]

Have you ever been completely naked in public? If not, what's the most naked you have been in public? Story please.

[sonofhal]

now that you've told us your favorite childhood memory, what about a memory/or time where you can say that it had to be the best fucken time you have EVER had

?

Strangely, one of the best times of my life was being made redundant. I got a payoff close to a years wage. 2 bands i knew fairly well (one of which i shared a house with) were just hitting the big time here, so i decided to join them on tour. I spent every day exploring a new city and every night getting off my face. My back did get quite sore after spending weeks sleeping on hotel floors, but it was a small price to pay.

[sonofhal]

"I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury'" - Bill Hicks.

It would have to be a local paper in Dorset. Not much happens in that part of the world. A dustbin falling over on it's own would be big news.

[sonofhal]

Have you ever been completely naked in public? If not, what's the most naked you have been in public? Story please.

When i was about 5, i ran down my dads road wearing nothing but a pair of my dads shoes. I was stopped by a policeman at the end of the road, who i promptly bit on the leg. I have a vague memory of the event, but no idea why i did it.

My dad used to be heavily into mushrooms. Maybe he left some lying around.

I've not been naked in public during my adult life.

[BROKENDOLL]

I was around 11/12ish and babysitting along with a friend at his uncles house. He told me he was aware of where his uncles porn video stash was. I remember it quite vividly. The video tape involved a woman getting quite intimate with a shower head whilst a muzak version of "Pop Goes The Weasel" played in the background.

Well, now that you've shared that vivid memory, inquiring mind wants to know how old you were when you popped your first weasel?

[marooko]

Your Archos: What don't you like about it?

[ivankay]

Do you believe in magic? If so or not, how come?

[sonofhal]

Well, now that you've shared that vivid memory, inquiring mind wants to know how old you were when you popped your first weasel?

I may have lost my virginity in a threesome in (then) Yugoslavia when i was 14. Either alcohol or post-traumatic stress (or a combination of the two) have blocked out all memory of that evening. I do remember waking up with 2 girls from Newcastle the following morning though.

I blame the 4p a bottle beers.

[sonofhal]

Your Archos: What don't you like about it?

I dislike the fact that a lot of the "features" require additional plugins that cost money (and the fact that the GPS is not available in the UK, but it fails to mention it on the packaging). I used to dislike how long it took to turn on, but that was addressed in the last update.

The sound and visuals are second to none.

[sonofhal]

Do you believe in magic? If so or not, how come?

I don't believe in magic, purely because it doesn't exist. Sorry, Harry Potter fans. Also, there is no Santa Claus.

[gaypalmsprings]

What's your favorite day - Caturday or Plursday? Why?

[sonofhal]

Caturday. I am a cat person. Also, the PLURvert crowd kind of scare me.

[gaypalmsprings]

If you could be gay, how gay would you be?

[fatbastard]

My Dad once dated a woman who worked at the Cadbury's factory. She used to bring me lots of chocolate. I wanted her to be my new mummy.

Does your dad still have her number?

[chairmenmeow47]

When i was about 5, i ran down my dads road wearing nothing but a pair of my dads shoes. I was stopped by a policeman at the end of the road, who i promptly bit on the leg. I have a vague memory of the event, but no idea why i did it.

awesome.

[ivankay]

A superior and well armed race of creatures not from Earth come to wipe us out because the human race is a bunch of nogoodniks. They will allow one member of our species to plead our case and save us all. You have been chosen. What do you present?

[bballarl]

You get to book a stage at a festival. Let's say you get to choose 10 bands. Who do you pick and why?

[Pixiessp]

These are great questions.

[algunz]

Do you think parents treat girls differently than their brothers? Why, how, and is that fair?

[JClemy]

I like this thread more and more everytime I read it.

During your downtime do you have a favorite TV show? Favorite show of all time?

[cubrocker]

how did i never know about this awful thread til just now? its so stupid that i love it.

[sonofhal]

If you could be gay, how gay would you be?

I'd be just the right amount of gay.

[sonofhal]

A superior and well armed race of creatures not from Earth come to wipe us out because the human race is a bunch of nogoodniks. They will allow one member of our species to plead our case and save us all. You have been chosen. What do you present?

I'd probably side with the aliens, to be honest.

[sonofhal]

You get to book a stage at a festival. Let's say you get to choose 10 bands. Who do you pick and why?

Obviously i'd just pick my 10 favourite live acts. It'd probably look a bit like this.


Pixies
My Bloody Valentine
Elbow
Nada Surf
Soulwax
Mew
Yndi Halda
Sunset Rubdown
Union Of Knives
The Fatima Mansions (yes, my dream reunion)

[sonofhal]

Do you think parents treat girls differently than their brothers? Why, how, and is that fair?

I have no sisters, so i've not got a huge wealth of experience to delve into, but i don't think a parent has ever said "you're not going out dressed like that" to a boy. Obviously this is unfair. If girls want to dress like whores, they should have the option to do so.

[MissingPerson]

Hey, I just got my tram to work from Fatima Mansions.

Velociraptor or Dilophosaur?