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[boarderwoozel3]

Brad's hair is amazing... (not facial hair)

Barb, what was your most recent life epiphany, where everything just fell into place, made sense and gave you the feeling that you grew up a little bit at that moment?

[shakermaker113]

who contributed the better song to a ninja turtles movie - m.c. hammer or vanilla ice?

[herro kitty]

barbara, who would win in a fight between an asparagus and a beet? explain why.

I'd go with asparagus because they taste better and have a lot of Vitamin A and C.

Stick with the Long Islands, trust me.


Top 5 people you'd like to shank in a dark back alley?

This guy who used to hit my really good friend but I never knew, my friend's father who raped her when she was only 14, Ann Coulter, Chris Brown, and Ryan Seacrest.

time for random, and this is my first time posting in this thread but i love barbara so i felt the need.

barbara, do you have any scars? which is your favorite? how did you get it?

I love YOU! I have one scar above my right eyebrow. In 7th grade, I fell off my bike and skidded down a super tall hill. I lost control of my steering because I was going so fast and I hit a rock and propelled forward. I was so afraid I blacked out! I woke up in the ambulance, with a gorgeous EMT peering over me. I remember saying this, "Am I in Heaven?" HAHA!!! Even then. The whole right side of my face was sick swollen. My friend that was with me said that I landed face first and kept going down the sidewalk. Aye. The nurses said I was so close in popping my EYEBALL!! FUCK! I love life. The scar is still visible and I think it makes me look more hardcore

What's the one thing you wish you'd said at the time?

"Yes, I think I WILL get full coverage on my car insurance!"

Haha
I liked when you told me that story on the way to Coach but you started it out different. Hahaha

Hahaha Steeling Bug's money is pretty ghetto but smart



What would be your dream job/career?

Hang gliding instructor. What did I say differently??

[Wheres the beef?]

Herro,

What's the meaning of life?

[herro kitty]

Brad's hair is amazing... (not facial hair)

Barb, what was your most recent life epiphany, where everything just fell into place, made sense and gave you the feeling that you grew up a little bit at that moment?

Being here a few weeks ago was my epiphany:

who contributed the better song to a ninja turtles movie - m.c. hammer or vanilla ice?

Go ninja go ninja go!

[mattpach]

Hang gliding instructor. What did I say differently??

Cool. You started off by leaving the TAO part out and started talking about some dude you met on Craiglist.You had to explain afterwards haha

Interesting choice in jobs.


Ummm don't know if this has been asked
If you could live anywhere where would it be (money is no object)?

[BROKENDOLL]

Barbara, your "One that got away" story nearly brought tears to my eyes! They were alittle like happy tears though, because for some reason my first thought was, "watch, 5 years from now their paths will cross again and he'll be ready to settle down!"

[fatbastard]

Barbara, what do you love about Japan?

[shakermaker113]

do you have a favorite movie?

[ivankay]

Ever see a ghost or have what you would consider a supernatural encounter (other than meeting me of course)?

[marooko]

All the stories you heard........... 100% true

SWEET!!!

[fiyahhh!]

Herro Kitty,
A movie is being made about your life. Is it live-action or animated? If it's live-action, who plays your role? If it's animated, who is the artist or production company you'd like to work on it? Also, what songs are on the soundtrack?

Ahem... since it seems to have been skipped over, I'll ask my previous qustion again. How has your taste in music evolved over the years? What did you grow up listening to?

[TommyboyUNM]

Barrrrrrb,

Have you ever thought about how you'd go about inventing a time machine? Also, do you think the Back To The Future movies were just government propagganda so we wouldn't invent time machines?

[SFChrissy]

Herkitty...what inspires you? BTW, I just love your peppp!!!

[algunz]

If you could give one thing to each of your ex-lovers, what would you give them?

[bug on your lip]

i want to interview algunz's ass next

[anti-square]

Which decade has had more of an influence in your life, the 90's or the 00's?

what smell, odor, or fragrance do you find completely irresistable? Besides man-sweat of course.

Also, white or wheat?

[chairmenmeow47]

who contributed the better song to a ninja turtles movie - m.c. hammer or vanilla ice?

goldie

[herro kitty]

Herro Kitty,
A movie is being made about your life. Is it live-action or animated? If it's live-action, who plays your role? If it's animated, who is the artist or production company you'd like to work on it? Also, what songs are on the soundtrack?

Ahem... since it seems to have been skipped over, I'll ask my previous qustion again. How has your taste in music evolved over the years? What did you grow up listening to?

Ah my bad!

The story of my life would definitely be animated. I want Hayao Miyazaki to write the story and CLAMP to produce it. Hayao Miyazaki's stories are always magical. His protagonists rely on their wits and strength in order to survive their dilemmas, and call me a cornball, but I want to be like that, too. And CLAMP has the cutest shit ever:


Hehe. I'm gay.

As for the soundtrack, well, these songs would be sprinkled throughout the movie:
Arcade Fire - In The Back Seat
Feist - I Feel It All
Kimya Dawson - I Like Giants
Queen - Somebody To Love
Why? - Song Of The Sad Assassin
2Pac - Keep Ya Head Up



I had a really shitty childhood for music. I had no idea what music was; I only had KIIS FM and Radio Disney. My parents were refugees from the Vietnam War so they were worried about having a steady income rather than art and music. My high school was almost 100% first generation Asian kids, so we all grew up with top 40. The first "rock" song I ever heard was Linkin Park's "Crawling." No wonder I was so angsty now that I look back; I was fed trash. Thankfully two friends of mine somehow broke through the musical barrier senior year and came back with Coachella. I felt like I put prescription glasses on and could finally see individual leaves instead of blobs on the trees So all of this is so new to me, and I am so glad that I found this messageboard. I pretty much get all my research done here. I trying to catch up with everything but it feels like I never will. I'll try, though.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

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My favorite stereotype is that Asian girls are kinky.

I didn't realize being good at math constituted "kinky".

[Mr. Dylanja]

Miss Kitty, I expect you to think about these long and hard providing well thought out responses.


Who is your favorite anime character?

Can you out-drink Feather?

Do you still drive around with a snake on your arm?

Do you prefer the karate chop or the roundhouse sweep?

Finally, how amazing were the lasers at Ghostland Observatory?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

How did you end up being an Asian girl with decent-sized breasts? That seems unnatural.

[shakermaker113]

tell us about a crazy dream you have had, if there are any you remember.

[greghead]

Miss Kitty,

What is the best meal that you can make? How often do you make it?

[Donaldj]

If you could change one event in history regardless of time what would that be? And how do you forsee that affecting the spacetime continuum? Would it make things better or worse?

[pancakespancakes]

Miss herro, have you ever cried while reading a book?

If so, tell us about it.

[pancakespancakes]

I live a couple miles inland of this place. It has never changed my life with its beauty but yes, it is a lovely area...

[herro kitty]

Cool. You started off by leaving the TAO part out and started talking about some dude you met on Craiglist.You had to explain afterwards haha

Interesting choice in jobs.


Ummm don't know if this has been asked
If you could live anywhere where would it be (money is no object)?

Hehe it's more fun to start off that way

If money truly did not matter, I would be in Japan right now, enrolled in a sushi or ramen school.

Barbara, what do you love about Japan?

Fuck, you caught me. I'm a Wapanese. I have never been to Japan yet, but I will this December!! My friend is studying abroad there for the fall semester so I'm going to crash at her place for winter break I'll tell you all about it when I come back

do you have a favorite movie?

Man, I'm a vapid asshole. I enjoy movies as much as the next moviegoer, but I don't keep track of what I've seen. I guess I don't have a favorite movie of all time... but Milk has been my recent love.

Oh! My favorite animated movie is Howl's Moving Castle, by Hayao Miyazaki!

Ever see a ghost or have what you would consider a supernatural encounter (other than meeting me of course)?

I've never seen a ghost, but I get that sleep paralysis all the time

[herro kitty]

Herro,

What's the meaning of life?

Hot pockets.

Barrrrrrb,

Have you ever thought about how you'd go about inventing a time machine? Also, do you think the Back To The Future movies were just government propagganda so we wouldn't invent time machines?

I have no idea where to begin in order to make a time machine. I think the B2TF movies, if anything, encourage time travel so we can get a hold of these babies...

Herkitty...what inspires you? BTW, I just love your peppp!!!

Really really old couples holding hands. That makes me believe in love all over again, every time.

If you could give one thing to each of your ex-lovers, what would you give them?

Eto... I think every single one of them deserves a swift kick to the face. For very deserving reasons, I promise you!

Which decade has had more of an influence in your life, the 90's or the 00's?

what smell, odor, or fragrance do you find completely irresistable? Besides man-sweat of course.

Also, white or wheat?

Wow. I was going to give a snarky reply about how I didn't have enough time in the 00's yet... but dude...... I have spent just about 10 years in both decades. It's already 2009. I was born in 1989! Where has all the time gone?! I don't even remember the 90s, so I'm gonna go with the 00s. Being an angsty teen always influences the rest of your life.

I like the smell of menthol on a guy, but I don't want to be there when he is smoking. The smell of jasmine flowers floating in the breeze on a cool summer night is tops, though.

Wheat is good for you, but white is too delicious to pass up.

Miss Kitty, I expect you to think about these long and hard providing well thought out responses.


Who is your favorite anime character?

Can you out-drink Feather?

Do you still drive around with a snake on your arm?

Do you prefer the karate chop or the roundhouse sweep?

Finally, how amazing were the lasers at Ghostland Observatory?

Naruto from Naruto. He started my whole ninja persona.

Feather is on an entirely different level than me. She is a party beast and I am her newborn party cub

Aw I don't anymore, but I should! Just so people know not to fuck with me when I drive. He got much bigger, I should take a new picture.

The lasers blew my mind. The patterns were so intricate that I wanted to shake hands with the light guy.

How did you end up being an Asian girl with decent-sized breasts? That seems unnatural.

Trust me, they're an optical illusion.

[jommin]

Herro,

If you could change one thing about Coachella, what would it be? Just one thing.