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[rage patton]

All the pictures you see of her, are really her.

[BROKENDOLL]

By the way. I realize I mainly just hang out in the Rumor/Gossip forums and explain to people why their predictions are unfounded. I don't deny that. So, when it comes to this forum, I need a little help.
That being said, can someone please either a) direct me to the portion of this thread or another thread where I can learn more about BROKENDOLL or b) just kind of explain BROKENDOLL to me because, based on the snippets of BROKENDOLL information I encounter here, she seems like a real anomaly.
I'm Malcolm Jamal Awesome, and I'm gracious.

A REAL anomaly? Anomaly: Irregular like. Anomalous: Deviating from the general rule. REAL: Not phony, fake, or imagined. Yeppers, that's about right!

So. Wait. Is that crazy flashing picture that invisiblerobots posted really her? Is she like, an older woman?

No, malcolmjamalawesome, I'm really one of the very first glowsticks leftover from a rave back in the early 70's! Of course I'm an older woman! Where the hell have you been? LOL

All the pictures you see of her, are really her.

Yep, even the mugshot!

[coldstart]

See you auntie.

[Archie Bunker]

See, it's like this...

You know when you turn on some basic cable channel late at night, and see a movie or TV show from the early '80s?

And then you see some hot chick, and you're temporarily excited.

Then you realize that you're watching a hot chick from over 25 years ago, and she definitely looks nothing like that anymore.

Then you think to yourself, "I wonder if SHE realizes that she doesn't look like that anymore."

That's BROKENDOLL.

On the plus side, if your vision is bad, or if the lights are dim, you can probably still delude yourself into believing it's 1981 again:



However, if it's bright and sunny, and your vision is 20/20, you will realize it's 2008:



Hope I cleared it up for you.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

This is amazing.

[SoulDischarge]

By the power invested in me, I hearby declare this thread

[algunz]

For whomever is the next subject:

What was the saddest thing you've ever witnessed or personally endured?

[fatbastard]

other than this thread.

[algunz]

other than this thread.

That was my inspiration for the question.

But as FB said, please reference something that can tell us a bit about you. We need to move back to the original intent of this thread.

Edit: I added the question again, so you don't have to trudge back through the minutiae to find my question.

For whomever is the next subject:

What was the saddest thing you've ever witnessed or personally endured?

[SFChrissy]

I know, I know, I know . . . . I just get caught up in it sometimes. I come from a family of academics. A good "fight" was usually the center of most of our daily encounters.

That doesn't sound like fighting it sounds more like battle of the minds.

uhhh who's omar???

[bug on your lip]

What was the saddest thing you've ever witnessed or personally endured?

Calmer streaking after unknowingly shotgunning 4 cans of O'Doul's Amber not Bud Select

[algunz]

Some of the best battles are when we aren't using our "minds" though.

[feather]

Alright, Omar is too busy with school work this week. So he's sadly not BMOTW.

???

[fatbastard]

Some of the best battles are when we aren't using our "minds" though.

Take the shoe throwing guy as an example.

[amyzzz]

Who's Omar?

[feather]

ORBIT

[marooko]

then who?

[algunz]

Nipples is up next. In fact, I think he volunteered.

[feather]

Sadly, my best friend Gary was turned off to the fact we didn't give him enough time to accept the honor. I feel bad.

SO NIPPLES BRING IT ON!!!

[Young blood]

What is is the most disgusting/foul thing you have ever seen?

Please post pics or a video.

[feather]

I PM'ed Mr. Nip.

[bmack86]

Nipples,
Touch and Go is doing an amazing show. Every band on that label that you'd ever want to see is playing, and you immediately buy a ticket because you know that this show is worth travelling to wherever. HOwever, you then realize that it's on a small deserted island near Indonesia. You can't afford to pay for a flight and securing a boat to reach this island, and the festival planners aren't offering you any ways to get there. Who do you enslave/kill in order to get to this show, and why?

[wmgaretjax]

Nipples,
Public Pool or Slip n Slide?

[real talk]

Mr. Nipples, do you ever twist your hair up into a bun?

[PotVsKtl]

Mr. Nipples, why are your aliases so much funnier than you?

[Mr.Nipples]

For whomever is the next subject:

What was the saddest thing you've ever witnessed or personally endured?

i went through a real mental funk the first 4-5 months of this year. that was terrible.

What is is the most disgusting/foul thing you have ever seen?

Please post pics or a video.

in real life, i saw a human corpse wash up at coyote point beach. he looked like he just washed up because there was only 2 rangers at the scene and he was still pretty wet. before they put the yellow tarp over the body, i managed to see his face which was bloated and purple beyond reason. he looked like a fish at a supermarket, one of the ones who has their eyeballs bulging out of their heads from being pulled up to the surface to quickly. as for disturbing things i have seen from a 'safe' distance, i remember watching a clip from a japanese porn where 1 girl is funneling a jar full of baby eels into another girls ass. once the girls ass was full, she let loose a torrent of baby eels all over the place. the thing that made me nearly vomit was that the stuffer then picked up each eel and ate them. the crunch of the eels and the shit runoff was totally unacceptable and shouldnt be seen by anyone. just off the top of my head.

Nipples,
Touch and Go is doing an amazing show. Every band on that label that you'd ever want to see is playing, and you immediately buy a ticket because you know that this show is worth travelling to wherever. HOwever, you then realize that it's on a small deserted island near Indonesia. You can't afford to pay for a flight and securing a boat to reach this island, and the festival planners aren't offering you any ways to get there. Who do you enslave/kill in order to get to this show, and why?

steve albini. I will also order him to do a complete rapeman reunion where they will perform their entire catalog at gunpoint.

Nipples,
Public Pool or Slip n Slide?

public pool, ive never gone down a slip and slide. i dont know if 'crocodile alley' counts as a slip and slide

Mr. Nipples, do you ever twist your hair up into a bun?

i tried once and i ended up cutting a large chunk out of my hair just to get the thing undone. never again.

[fiyahhh!]

Mr. Nipples,
Who would you pick to star in a movie about your life? Title of movie and soundtrack listing please. What will you call your record label and is it genre-specific?

[bballarl]

Mr. Nipples,

Name your top 5 favorite effects pedals, what they do, and why they are your favorites.

[fiyahhh!]

Mr. Nipples,
how many gross surgery/pus-filled videos do you watch before deciding on the best one to share with us?

[fiyahhh!]

Mr. Nipples,
your thoughts on Shellac.