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[GeezrRckr]

hmm...wonder what creeped her out. she seemed alllright to me, but that was pre-edible. good thing she didn't eat what you brought over, eh.

EDIT: thought she was a scientist of some sort...social scientist? can't recall what she does now. nevermind.

[guedita]

Oh yeah, she's getting her b.s. Cus she still hasn't finished undergrad...but enough of that.

More questions about me.

[ELECtROjan]

melissa was awesome, hipsterish was ok till 30min into the set, and buckwild was tame. Tayler was pretty damn cool also

back to u cara. whats your favorite area of sf?

whyd u come here? what other grad schools did u look at?

[GeezrRckr]

are you feeling better? you were missed at the show tonite.

[guedita]

melissa was awesome, hipsterish was ok till 30min into the set, and buckwild was tame. Tayler was pretty damn cool also

back to u cara. whats your favorite area of sf?

whyd u come here? what other grad schools did u look at?

I like the lower haight area the most. I might be moving there in a few months.

I came here because I wasn't doing anything in Santa Barbara, was looking to get out of a relationship, didn't want to work, and wanted to live near Ashley. I didn't apply to any other grad schools. I'm really not taking it very seriously.

[guedita]

are you feeling better? you were missed at the show tonite.

I slept all day and have been drinking lots of fluids, so I do feel a little better. I should go back to sleep.

[ELECtROjan]

wow. just found out my friend is opening for Vitalic in NYC @ Webster Hall tonight

[Still-ill]

Are you sure this is the thread to share that?

[IDCrisis]

If you could rephrase that sentence into something with a shred of linguistic coherence and PM it to me so that Guedi's thread won't further be clogged up with you and your Hey Everybody Look At The New Shithead show, that'd be great.

See that, lurkers? That's the way to bend over and open your asshole for me with dignity. Good work, douchebag.

Well, that first post inspired the hell out of me, but this, this post here, is where I draw the line.____________________I'm putting my crayons away.

[IDCrisis]

Guedita, any hobbies or crafty things you do in your spare time? Any drawing, playing of instruments. or theatre?
Now, say you get home from a drunken debouchery-filled evening and you get a wild hair to call me up and request a cartoon of something to hang on your wall for your drunken amusement. What kind of carrtoon would you want hanging up?

[guedita]

I can play the piano and read sheet music.

Give me....a cute cat driving a tractor.

[york707]

My boyfriend in highschool wanted to play his videogame that made his controller vibrate with the controller on my genitals. It made no sense.

How does this not make sense?

[MissingPerson]

Depends on the game. I mean, if it was like... Operation Flashpoint or something, it might be weird.

[york707]

I don't know, putting things that vibrate on your genitals should make sense to most people. You may not like it, but surely you would understand the concept.

[Monklish]

I think it makes a lot of sense if you possess a barely cursory understanding of how female genitalia is stimulated.

[amyzzz]

I don't really get the vibrating thing myself. kudos to those women it works for.

[Monklish]

Yet another item to add to the increasingly long list of Respects In Which Amyzzz Is As Sexual As A Fucking Veal.

[miscorrections]

This is about Guedita. That theme could be discussed in girls only if you must.

[Gribbz]

I've never liked milkshake. I'd rather just have straight up 2 percent milk.

I've never really listened to the Wu-Tang Clan, but I knew that Raekwon was in it...and I had to wikipedia the rest of the members, so I probably shouldn't even bother answering. Hip-hop has never been my thing.

This is a massive fail.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I don't really get the vibrating thing myself. kudos to those women it works for.

STFUA

[M Sparks]

How does this not make sense?

"Hey baby, every time I blow up an imaginary tank while I'm ignoring you, you'll get a pleasurable sensation for 2 seconds. Sound good?"

[Gribbz]

would you date a fat man with with a keen taste for fedoras?

HAHHAHAHHA

[rskapcat]

That sounds par for the course, as far as teenage boys go.

[guedita]

"Hey baby, every time I blow up an imaginary tank while I'm ignoring you, you'll get a pleasurable sensation for 2 seconds. Sound good?"

Muahaha. I think he actually thought I would be sexually aroused by watching him play the video game.

[M Sparks]

Muahaha. I think he actually thought I would be sexually aroused by watching him play the video game.

"OH GOD, FIRE THAT MISSILE! FASTER! EMPTY YOUR AMMO!"

Dork.

[york707]

I think he thought you would be sexually arounsed by the vibrating piece of plastic on your clit. I think he thought he would be sexually aroused by sexually arousing you.

[Monklish]

I think it shows a fundamental lack of understanding of sexuality to imagine that an occasional shaking of a piece of plastic would be arousing. Like, the equivalent of a girl giving you a blowjob by actually blowing onto/into your dick.

[Hannahrain]

But if it's not working properly, that usually means there's some dust in there.

[rskapcat]

Let's put this into boy terms. A girl strokes you for 2 seconds, then says, "Wait! Let me go find another bomb!" 2 second stroke...find bomb. 2 second stroke...find bomb. Make sense now? No consistency = awkward & not sexy.

[Monklish]

Not to mention the fact that you need at least a few hundred more rpms than a playstation controller generates.