Get to know your fellow board members....

[Geno_g]

Kiltlifter, mmm, that's what made me crash that vespa in AZ, Tommy what other beers are your favorites? I like Lost Coast, Rogue, and New Belgium

[marooko]

mom jokes. old and faithful, just like yours.

jokes on you though, you're never leaving. ill bring you back a bowl of dicks next time im back east.

good luck with getting out of there.

[JClemy]

I never had an imaginary friend, but my dad used to tell me that he had another son and that he liked him better. Stuff like that can fuck a kid up. This made up kid seemed real to me and I fucking hated him. So I guess I had an imaginary enemy. My dad said his name was Michael. For the record, I'm my dad's only child.

That story made me laugh pretty hard at your childhood misfortune. Did your Dad or anyone else pull any other pranks on you like that one?

By the way, the Broncos were total morons and Cutler was right in how he responded.

Cutler was kind of a bitch. I think his diabetes prevents him from greatness unfortunately.


It sounds like the lot of us Coachella board members think about tossing ourselves off high things for fun. interesting.

[Pixiessp]

It sounds like the lot of us Coachella board members think about tossing ourselves off high things for fun. interesting.

We are an odd lot.

[boarderwoozel3]

What are some examples of fucked up thoughts that you mull over for a bit but would never act on?

[SoulDischarge]

What's the worst thing you've done to someone you love(d)? I don't think it's fair for you to judge the best thing, so what's the nicest thing someone ever did for you (and no cop out answers like 'my parents raising me;' something out of the ordinary)?

[stinkbutt]

Is there anything that the mexican race can do better than the rest? besides handling a knife

[boarderwoozel3]

So I take it you're Mexican. How do you feel about Puerto Ricans?

[ivankay]

You must have posted it somewhere, but what did you think about the Flaming Lips?

[stuporfly]

Dear Tommy,

I had two bites of a peanut butter and banana sandwich yesterday afternoon because I was trying to quickly use up the latter without having to bake anything. It was fucking nasty. Are there any odd food combinations you enjoy? What was your worst experience with experimenting with food combinations?

yr pal,

stuporfly (eating a bowl of Cheerios with a banana in it for breakfast)

[BROKENDOLL]

If you were offered immortal life in exchange for being turned into a hairless, genderless being, like some kind of androgynous real life Ken doll, would you do it?

I thought he already had...

[kitt kat]

Solve this:

2^43*6/8(2+45)(89-33)

[boarderwoozel3]

STFU KK!

None the less, Tommy should solve it ......... .....
(it's just order of operations, cake...)

[shakermaker113]

Solve this:

2^43*6/8(2+45)(89-33)

please post your question in the form of a question.

[TommyboyUNM]

Kiltlifter, mmm, that's what made me crash that vespa in AZ, Tommy what other beers are your favorites? I like Lost Coast, Rogue, and New Belgium

New Belgium brews are real good. I also enjoy Negra Modelo, Dos Equis, Smithwicks. There's also a brew pub here in Burque called Kelly's that has an amber I like.

What are some examples of fucked up thoughts that you mull over for a bit but would never act on?

I think fucked up scenarios of things happening to my family, but the thoughts never once involved me doing anything to them. And certainly nothing for me to mull over. I don't really have serious violent thoughts.

What's the worst thing you've done to someone you love(d)? I don't think it's fair for you to judge the best thing, so what's the nicest thing someone ever did for you (and no cop out answers like 'my parents raising me;' something out of the ordinary)?

This is a roundabout answer, but it's something that I truly felt like I did. Only, the person who I did it to doesn't know about it. I still feel really bad. Early last year, I was the other person in an affair. The reason why I feel so bad about it is because my dad cheated on my mom quite a bit throughout their marriage. The last time was about 4 years ago. That was the first time I ever found out about him doing that, but he admitted to me that it happened a lot more. Anyway, I was mad at him and I was mad at the lady who nearly tore my parents' marriage apart (in my mind). So by me being the other person in an affair, I felt like I did something to my mom. Like I betrayed her or something. Again, my mom doesn't know about it and I hope she never finds out.

I can't really think of something nice that was out of the ordinary. Most of the really nice things people have done for me have been things my parents have done. My mom came into some money because of my grandpa and paid off my car. I didn't expect that and it was nice to not have car payments. I appreciate the simple nice that people do for me just the same. Over New Year's, I was in Arizona for over a week. Things went south with the person I went to visit, so Faxman offered up his apartment to me for 4 nights. I really appreciate things like that.

Is there anything that the mexican race can do better than the rest? besides handling a knife

Handling white women.

So I take it you're Mexican. How do you feel about Puerto Ricans?

What's to feel about Puerto Ricans. They're a people that can't feel anything about anybody else. Savages, really. If my future son or daughter ever married a Puerto Rican, I would change my answer to one of Soul Discharge's previous questions and beating my kid without mercy would be the meanest thing I've ever done to someone I love.

You must have posted it somewhere, but what did you think about the Flaming Lips?

I got what I expected, and slightly more, out of The Flaming Lips. It was wildly entertaining. I didn't like the slow version of Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots that they played, but the rest of the show was good fun. Sure, Wayne talks too much. But I didn't necessarily go for the musicianship and to hear certain songs. I went for the spectacle of it all.

Dear Tommy,

I had two bites of a peanut butter and banana sandwich yesterday afternoon because I was trying to quickly use up the latter without having to bake anything. It was fucking nasty. Are there any odd food combinations you enjoy? What was your worst experience with experimenting with food combinations?

yr pal,

stuporfly (eating a bowl of Cheerios with a banana in it for breakfast)

I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. You are crazy, sir. I really enjoy dipping french fries in ice cream. I discovered this as a kid when I started dipping my Wendy's french fries in frosties. I don't know if the combination of hot fries with the cold ice cream is what does it, but it's pretty wonderful.

I put mustard and peanut butter on a burger one time in high school just to experiment and it tasted like shit.

Solve this:

2^43*6/8(2+45)(89-33)

I hate math, but this is just a guess:

15,848,038,296,115,986

[TommyboyUNM]

Alright, I'm afraid my time is up. Thank you for all of your questions. I hope you have gained a little insight as to what makes me tick. And I hope I've crushed any negative stereotypes you may have about 27-year old men from Albuquerque. I know there are tons of them floating around.

Your next subject is PC-2 Violence. This lad, his real name is A.J., hails from the Valley of the Sun. Scottsdale, I believe? He was instrumental in a piece of Coachella Message Board lore. I'm talking about the Chacid incident.

Please direct all of your questions for the next week to PC-2 Violence.

[PC-2 Violence]

Wow I am totally honored. To be excited would be an understatement.

[herro kitty]

So how many tattoos do you have? Also, do you have pictures of them? Can you show us?

[TommyboyUNM]

PC-2V,

What does your user name mean?

Also, what's your favorite euphemism for "masturbation"?

[superfiction]

Also, what's your favorite euphemism for "masturbation"?

this question should be mandatory to all participants

[PC-2 Violence]

I have about seven tattoos.

I have my tramp stamp that you have fallen in love with It was my first tattoo when I was 16. It says "Twenty Three".

I have another 23 tattoo that is a 2 on my right forearm and a 3 on my left forearm.

A necklace that says "Hearts of Men"

The original artwork of "A Clockwork Orange" on my left side.

The three adidas stripes and the leaf on my foot.

A Diablo 2 L.O.D. paladin aura tattoo on my left leg?

A tiny dragon in the middle of my back?

[PC-2 Violence]

PC-2V,

What does your user name mean?

I was reading a book on self-defense. I think it was Aikdo? There was a chapter about disarming questions and dialogue. It said that "Dialogue is a pre-cursor to violence." Like when someone asks you what time it is, as to throw your mental guard off for a split second while they attack you. I thought it was interesting.

what's your favorite euphemism for "masturbation"?

Depends on who I am saying it to?

Im gonna go with "Fuckin strokin offf"

[faxman75]

Faxman, you should put this on the first page and update accordingly when it changes. You haven't been very good at running this thread, so pick it up.

I updated the first page. What's to run? It's going fine. Feel free to micromanage as you see fit though, I will appoint you the new thread runner if you don't like the way things are going.

[Astrid]

PCPD2!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!

why are you questioning your tattoos?

do you remember your dreams frequently/not at all/sometimes? what is a more memorable dream you have had?

how do you like your eggs?

what color do you reckon your aura is?

[faxman75]

PC-2V,

Tell us about your upbringing. Where and how you were raised in regards to religion, politics and schooling.

[TommyboyUNM]

I updated the first page. What's to run? It's going fine. Feel free to micromanage as you see fit though, I will appoint you the new thread runner if you don't like the way things are going.

That was my only beef. You done good, Faxxx. Carry on.

[PC-2 Violence]

PCPD2!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!

why are you questioning your tattoos?

do you remember your dreams frequently/not at all/sometimes? what is a more memorable dream you have had?

how do you like your eggs?

what color do you reckon your aura is?

The tats are really off the wall and have been a subject of interest about me always.

I like my eggs over easy or benedict if even at all.

I don't dream often anymore but when I do I have had dreams that are prophetic and sometimes I write about them directly after having them, only to return to them later and have them be absolutely linked.

Dreams about relationships and the course of life are always interesting.

I think my aura is red. Fantasicm or Conviction for sure.

[herro kitty]

Where is your left nipple?

Do you floss regularly?

How important is personality for you?

[ivankay]

What is your proudest moment and why?

Ever get in a real fight? The kind that involves punches and shit. Story leading up to, the fight and the aftermath. If there are a few to choose from, pick the best one story wise.

[bballarl]

If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?