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  1. 10-21-2008, 09:01 AM #1
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    Happy Birthday Ron! You are pretty much the coolest guy on this board.





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    Default Re: Wish Ron a Happy Birthday, bitchez!

    Happy Birthday Ron
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    Default Re: Wish Ron a Happy Birthday, bitchez!

    YA RON!



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    happy effing birthday, Ron. Hope you have an awesome day.
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    Ron makes this board cool....


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    Default Re: Wish Ron a Happy Birthday, bitchez!

    Today is my ex's birthday, but since its also Ron's bday--it is actually a joyous occasion! Thanks for being born on this day, Ron. May you have a great day! Happy Birthday!
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    happy birthday!
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    Happy Birthday Ron. I wish you another 2,000 years of happiness and good concerts...
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    Happy Birthday Ron. Hope all goes well today.
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    Lordy lordy, look who's turning 4040.

    Happy birthday Ron.
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  11. 10-21-2008, 09:11 AM #11
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    Happy birthday Ron-san!!!!!!
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    Default Re: Wish Ron a Happy Birthday, bitchez!

    ron, you're a role model for music lovers, and the undisputed patriarch of festivals around here. have an awesome birthday, man. I hope we meet someday.
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    Happy Birthday Ron!
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    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
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    Happy Birthday
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    Happy Birthday, Ron! I hope your surgery works out well.




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    Happy Birthday Ron! And I echo FP's sentiments, I'm looking forward to meeting you someday.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!

    have a good one my friend....
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    Happy birthday, Ron!!! I'm going to smoke a fattie and listen to the Grateful Dead in your honor tonight! Have a great one!
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    BIRTHDAY!!!
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    Happy birthday Ron!
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!


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    Have a good one Ron.
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    Happy Birthday Ron!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RON!
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    Happy birthday man! It's nice to share a bday with you. Hope your surgery goes well!
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    Default Re: Wish Ron a Happy Birthday, bitchez!

    Happy Birthday to the best person on this message board ever!
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    Happy Birthday!!!

    Ron = coolest person on the board. fact.
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    Happy Birthday, see you at Woodstock '09



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