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    Default Roses are Red/Violets are Blue/I have a STD/now so do you

    Got unhappy STD news? Break it with an e-card

    CNN) -- Breaking up over e-mail is a social no-no.

    But sending an e-card telling someone to get tested for STDs may be a public health courtesy.

    Since 2004, a free Web site, inSpot.org has allowed users to anonymously notify their partners to get tested for STDs such as HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis.

    It may not be the most personal way of delivering the news, but researchers say it beats not saying anything at all.

    "When you weigh the importance of getting people notified, that's ultimately what needs to be done," said Jeffrey D. Klausner, director of STD Prevention and Control Services in San Francisco, California's Department of Public Health. "By notifying them -- even if it's done anonymously, even distantly, even with an e-card -- the benefits of getting someone diagnosed and treated outweigh the concerns of insensitivity."

    The electronic cards deliver the news in a variety of styles. Some are flirty: "You're too hot to be out of action. I got diagnosed with an STD since we played. You might want to get checked too."

    Some are somber: "Who? What? When? Where? It doesn't matter. I got an STD; you might have it too. Please get checked out."

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    i just sent Caco a couple of these
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    Default Re: Roses are Red/Violets are Blue/I have a STD/now so do you

    I had a bug on my lip once.

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    Imagine opening your email and getting an e-card...one that says HAPPY GUY FOWLKES' DAY!!! OH, BY THE WAY YOU MAY HAVE THE AIDZ--GET TESTED! SO SORRY.

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    yeah imagine


    haaiii Hopeless, what is your work e-mail addy?
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    Hey Bug, the last time I gave out my email work out--I received a Hey, Thanks For Playing E-Card...you are now a father! I'm not sure if my heart can take another surprise.

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    great, what do i do with this "That's Not Your Real Mom" e-mail.....

    maybe i can pawn it off on amyzzzzzz... she's good for a cheap laugh
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    Hey this late in the game, Amyzzz could use some devastating news. Nothing like finding out your mom isn't your mom when you have already gone through a good portion of your life. jk

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    Does anyone know how to send anonymous emails...

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    i believe all important medical news that is sent to me via e-cards. that's also i how found out the twin towers had fell. i mean, i had been watching CNN and listening to the radio, but it wasn't until i received my e-card notification that they had fallen that i truly knew we had been attacked.
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    I just tried to go on and the site is blocked from work.
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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    hahaha. I like that second one. From now on, when I infect women with HIV, I'm sending them that.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    HOLY FUCK! talk about totally impersonal and even offensive! thats great!
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    This thread almost makes me want to go out and get an STD or something just so I can send one of those wholesome emails.

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    I'm actually going to send out a few without cause to people I've never slept with just to fuck with them because I know their trashy asses don't use condoms
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeless Semantic View Post
    Hey this late in the game, Amyzzz could use some devastating news. Nothing like finding out your mom isn't your mom when you have already gone through a good portion of your life. jk
    ha. That wouldn't work on me.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I just sent a couple to some chicks ive boned lately...is that fucked?
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    I'm sure they've been tested since you.

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    they'll know its a joke?
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    unless it still burns...

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    I wish you could personalize the greeting. Like, Give yourself a round of applause...you now have the Clap!

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