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    Default Pumpkin Gougers II: The Triumphant Return

    It's that time again. You know the one. Time to spend inordinate amounts of time giving choppy, amateur cosmetic surgery to oversized harvest fruit. Time to lure small children to your dwelling with the promise of sugary treats. Time to display the most horrific consequences of accidental decapitation, ruthless slaughter, and autoerotic asphyxiation right in your front yard for all the neighbors to enjoy as though they were petunias, freshly peppered with drops of morning dew.

    The point is, I'm sponsoring another pumpkin carving contest. Same rules as last year. Please refer to last year's thread for all relevant information. Prize to be determined, but, as previously, you're not really in it for the prize anyway.

    Please enjoy the showcase of last year's entrants (congratulations to Alma aka TheFunkyLama, last year's winner and recipient of a fabulous pair of Groucho Marx glasses):






    Good luck. Ask questions, poke fun, do your thing. Aaaand, go.

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    Bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter.
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    I am going to dominate this shit.

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    I'm gonna carve one with T.I.'s profile and it's gonna have subwoofers.
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    Bump that shit.

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    Those were some good threads. And good pumpkins.

    I wanna participate again.
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    I'm in.

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    I want to get my act together this year and actually participate. Although I admit that the bar is intimidatingly high after last year's entries.

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    Valerie's was the unicorn, right? The Llama was pretty awesome, but the Unicorn was the real winner.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    Default Re: Pumpkin Gougers II: The Triumphant Return

    Corinna - Unicorn
    Alma - Llama
    John - Salt Shaker
    Cpt. Funkaho - Skeleton
    Last edited by Hannahrain; 10-13-2008 at 10:42 PM. Reason: Adding an L where sometimes there wouldn't be one but right now there should be.

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    Well then, Corinna should have won. That Unicorn was fucking awesome.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    I thought the lama was a horse...

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    Yup. I voted for the unicorn last year. But they were all pretty awesome.

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    I really want to do this, unless I'm too lazy this year.

    Oh, and PS, I'm back.

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    I'm gonna put a llama implant under the pumpkin skin.

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    From last year:
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    I think my girlfriend and I are gonna try to carve Eugene Hutz.
    I think this is appropriate.

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    Default Re: Pumpkin Gougers II: The Triumphant Return

    Bump. It's not too late. Carve/photograph/PM, and don't forget the salt shakers. Or don't do any of those things, I'm flexible. Good morning.

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    i wish i had time to carve a pumpkin this year maybe i will try and do it early on friday....

    im a pumpkin master.

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    I don't have the proper tools. Or a salt shaker.
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    Default Re: Pumpkin Gougers II: The Triumphant Return

    My pumpkin that I bought for carving suffered some kind of bruising and the top half is now all gross and rotten and falling in on itself. Otherwise I would totally participate.

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    I'm about to go get on this right now. I think. >.>
    Man, I'm so lazy.

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    I'll just buy one of them plastic carved pumpkins made in China from Wal*Mart.

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    I would like to create a Philip Seymour Hoffman jack-o-lantern this year.
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    Default Re: Pumpkin Gougers II: The Triumphant Return

    I'm going to carve one today. Any ideas?

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    That's cheating to ask for ideas. You're cheating! I won't allow it. Cheater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter bitter.

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    If I smash a pumpkin and put a salt shaker next to it, does that count?
    I'll put my guitar next to it and it'll scream rock and roll.
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    you'd have to put your guitar in it, I think. Otherwise the guitar is just a witness to pumpkin murder, which is significantly less hardcore.

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    OOOOO. I could impale the pumpkin on the neck of my guitar. That's the winner. And then cover it all in stage blood and play death metal.
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