Ask A Douchebag

[RotationSlimWang]

I prefer to douche anally, thank you.

[algunz]

Is that possible? Isn't that something else?

[RotationSlimWang]

It would be an enema if I wasn't using a douchebag and pouring in vinegar and epsom salt.

[algunz]

"do you believe that humans have free will even though studies of the brain have proven that when presented with a choice, the synapses of the parts of the brain that are responsible for actually making a decision fire BEFORE the parts responsible for logical deduction, reason, and the various other functions that we think we are using every time we perceive ourselves making a decision. Is free will really just mostly an illusion, a backtracking revision of the course of mental events we delude ourselves with because humans are so convinced were are creatures of reason and thought and willpower?"

[RotationSlimWang]

That question is actually a test in disguise. It evaluates whether or not the recipient is remotely self-aware.

[algunz]

You tricky.

[RotationSlimWang]

I forgot, you're a teacher, how would you possibly recognize anything thought provoking?

[algunz]

Only because you can't get the subtleties.

[TheWatcher]

Douchebag -- Why is it that the grass is always greener on the other side? Is it because of the quality of light refracting depending on angle and distance, or are we neglecting to water our lawns? Do we fail to see whether the grass is, indeed, green, or are we unable to enjoy what we have?

[chairmenmeow47]

it's because douchebags want what they feel they can't have

[TheWatcher]

Ah... I see you are wise, grasshopper!

[Mr. Dylanja]

Douchebag, will I see you at Plump DJs in SD?

[RotationSlimWang]

Yes you will. I will be driving down and back up that same night. How are you getting down there?

[Mr. Dylanja]

Douchebag, can I grind from behind or do you prefer I back dat ass up?

[amyzzz]

Soooo Randy. When are you going to get over your obsession with me? (re: sig and avatar).

[RotationSlimWang]

Douchebag, can I grind from behind or do you prefer I back dat ass up?

Depends--will I have to pretend I'm a barely legal girl?

Soooo Randy. When are you going to get over your obsession with me? (re: sig and avatar).

It ain't my fault you set yourself up for such an awesome zzznap on my part. As far as the avatar, I dunno. Whenever I find a funnier way to put someone else in my avatar.

[BlackSwan]

As far as the avatar, I dunno. Whenever I find a funnier way to put someone else in my avatar.

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[RotationSlimWang]

Alright, I take back the bad things I said about you Swan. Could somebody please crop that for me? I'm on a laptop with absolutely no editing tools.

[Still-ill]

Cropping can be easily done in Photobucket, so if you aren't happy with this one you can just do it again yourself.

[RotationSlimWang]

Thanks gang.

[Still-ill]

Hahaha... that's fucking perfect.

[BlackSwan]

Ahahahahahahha

[pancakespancakes]

Oh man. I love you.

Forza is gonna love this attention though.

[RotationSlimWang]

Now I can't wait for monkey season to begin again. Oh lord, the angry, angry lurker comments...

[RotationSlimWang]

I can't even take credit for this one.

[pancakespancakes]

The big flower behind him is what makes it for me. Perfection.

[BlackSwan]

I can't even take credit for this one.

You definitely deserve some of the credit. You are going to have to look at him everytime you make a post.

[zenidogx]

The big flower behind him is what makes it for me. Perfection.

The two beers is what I like.

Is there any way a popped collar can be added to that? Or would that be over the top?

[bmack86]

What the hell is a forza?

[RotationSlimWang]

<-------- that's a forza.