I prefer to douche anally, thank you.
Is that possible? Isn't that something else?
"do you believe that humans have free will even though studies of the brain have proven that when presented with a choice, the synapses of the parts of the brain that are responsible for actually making a decision fire BEFORE the parts responsible for logical deduction, reason, and the various other functions that we think we are using every time we perceive ourselves making a decision. Is free will really just mostly an illusion, a backtracking revision of the course of mental events we delude ourselves with because humans are so convinced were are creatures of reason and thought and willpower?"
Only because you can't get the subtleties.
Douchebag -- Why is it that the grass is always greener on the other side? Is it because of the quality of light refracting depending on angle and distance, or are we neglecting to water our lawns? Do we fail to see whether the grass is, indeed, green, or are we unable to enjoy what we have?
Ah... I see you are wise, grasshopper!