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    I prefer to douche anally, thank you.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Is that possible? Isn't that something else?

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    It would be an enema if I wasn't using a douchebag and pouring in vinegar and epsom salt.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "do you believe that humans have free will even though studies of the brain have proven that when presented with a choice, the synapses of the parts of the brain that are responsible for actually making a decision fire BEFORE the parts responsible for logical deduction, reason, and the various other functions that we think we are using every time we perceive ourselves making a decision. Is free will really just mostly an illusion, a backtracking revision of the course of mental events we delude ourselves with because humans are so convinced were are creatures of reason and thought and willpower?"

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    That question is actually a test in disguise. It evaluates whether or not the recipient is remotely self-aware.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You tricky.

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    I forgot, you're a teacher, how would you possibly recognize anything thought provoking?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Only because you can't get the subtleties.

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    Douchebag -- Why is it that the grass is always greener on the other side? Is it because of the quality of light refracting depending on angle and distance, or are we neglecting to water our lawns? Do we fail to see whether the grass is, indeed, green, or are we unable to enjoy what we have?

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    it's because douchebags want what they feel they can't have
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    Ah... I see you are wise, grasshopper!

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    Douchebag, will I see you at Plump DJs in SD?
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    Yes you will. I will be driving down and back up that same night. How are you getting down there?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Douchebag, can I grind from behind or do you prefer I back dat ass up?
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    Soooo Randy. When are you going to get over your obsession with me? (re: sig and avatar).
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    Douchebag, can I grind from behind or do you prefer I back dat ass up?
    Depends--will I have to pretend I'm a barely legal girl?

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Soooo Randy. When are you going to get over your obsession with me? (re: sig and avatar).
    It ain't my fault you set yourself up for such an awesome zzznap on my part. As far as the avatar, I dunno. Whenever I find a funnier way to put someone else in my avatar.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    As far as the avatar, I dunno. Whenever I find a funnier way to put someone else in my avatar.
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    Alright, I take back the bad things I said about you Swan. Could somebody please crop that for me? I'm on a laptop with absolutely no editing tools.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Cropping can be easily done in Photobucket, so if you aren't happy with this one you can just do it again yourself.

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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Thanks gang.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Hahaha... that's fucking perfect.
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Ahahahahahahha

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    Oh man. I love you.

    Forza is gonna love this attention though.
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    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    Now I can't wait for monkey season to begin again. Oh lord, the angry, angry lurker comments...
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I can't even take credit for this one.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    The big flower behind him is what makes it for me. Perfection.
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    Put a boombox playing Sarah McLachlan behind a fan, call it a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I can't even take credit for this one.
    You definitely deserve some of the credit. You are going to have to look at him everytime you make a post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pancakespancakes View Post
    The big flower behind him is what makes it for me. Perfection.
    The two beers is what I like.

    Is there any way a popped collar can be added to that? Or would that be over the top?
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    Here is all I'll say about borders ... the Los Angeles Angels.

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    What the hell is a forza?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    <-------- that's a forza.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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