Ask A Douchebag

[Young blood]

how deep is your vagina?

[RotationSlimWang]

Deeper than any ocean.

One for you: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TYPE?!!! COME ON!

[bballarl]

The Clap or Herpes?

[Young blood]

I have 30 wives that do my duties.

[Young blood]

ie slaves.

[RotationSlimWang]

The Clap or Herpes?

Clap, that shit can be cured in five days of antibiotics. Herp is one of the only three STDs that actually matter.

I have 30 wives that do my duties.

I'm serious. Do you have a special typing flipper?

[fatbastard]

There is no question that you're the biggest douchebag on the board, yet you've managed to have your way with two of the most beautiful women on the board (PF+Chairmanmeow). How do you account for this?

[RotationSlimWang]

I'm a "Fuck You Til You Love Me" type.

Seriously though, at the end of the day women don't want to go out to dinner, laugh, or even dance, really--they want to fuck. You'd be amazed how much you can get away with and still seem adorable if you keep their brains constantly basted in orgasm endorphins.

[captncrzy]

How many dicks have you been able to take inside you at once?

[Young blood]

Asking me how I type is like asking you how you hold down a job.

[amyzzz]

haha

[RotationSlimWang]

How many dicks have you been able to take inside you at once?

I have yet to meet a number of dicks I can't take.

Asking me how I type is like asking you how you hold down a job.

It's easy to keep a job with two hands.

[captncrzy]

Who is better for a roll-Michael Jackson or Ivy?

And you can't just say Ivy because she's your current "special friend". You have to be honest.

[Young blood]

hahaha douchebag.

[stinkbutt]

When you chose the title of this thread why did you choose douchebag over douchenozzle?

[RotationSlimWang]

Who is better for a roll-Michael Jackson or Ivy?

And you can't just say Ivy because she's your current "special friend". You have to be honest.

Meaning who's better in the sack? MJ lacks in the titties department, although he nearly rivals in the facefucking department.

When you chose the title of this thread why did you choose douchebag over douchenozzle?

Cause douchenozzle is 14 year olds' humor. Kinda like "stinkbutt."

[All That I Am]

Clap, that shit can be cured in five days of antibiotics. Herp is one of the only three STDs that actually matter.

What's the other one besides da Aidz

[RotationSlimWang]

HPV.

[Cdubby]

what are your thoughts on the office?

[psychic friend]

Dear Randy aka douche...

its obvious you really believe yourself. do you ever consider the fact that your doucheness isnt quite as awesome as you perceive? just curious.

[amyzzz]

But yours is.

[psychic friend]

im sorry im on too much acid to comprehend that

[PassiveTheory]

In a game of life or death you are given a gun with one bullet as you must kill one of three people. Your choices are: Suprefan, BROKENDOLL, or Adolf Hitler (just before his rise to power, as to stop WW2 and the Holocaust from ever happening).

Whom do you chose?

[RotationSlimWang]

what are your thoughts on the office?

It's good, it's also overrated and the first season was just terribly embarrassing.

Dear Randy aka douche...

its obvious you really believe yourself. do you ever consider the fact that your doucheness isnt quite as awesome as you perceive? just curious.

... I have honestly actually never considered this possibility. Wow, really? You think?

I'm gonna have to digest this and get back to you.

In a game of life or death you are given a gun with one bullet as you must kill one of three people. Your choices are: Suprefan, BROKENDOLL, or Adolf Hitler (just before his rise to power, as to stop WW2 and the Holocaust from ever happening).

Whom do you chose?

You're a fuckin idiot, Passive. Hitler.

[Bosco]

what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

[RotationSlimWang]

[RotationSlimWang]

Actually no. I'm a Jew, Passive isn't. If he was, he would be funny. Or smart. There would be some kind of redeeming quality is my point. Now you see how that doesn't apply.

[Blinken]

Are you born a douchebag or does the environment turn into a douchebag?

[sbessiso]

Are we going to finally hold hands when no one is looking next year?

[RotationSlimWang]

Are you born a douchebag or does the environment turn into a douchebag?

It's all environment I'm pretty sure, unless you want to count the parents you end up with as a genetic relation.

Are we going to finally hold hands when no one is looking next year?

No. I will be busy fondling huge knocks. You know, there's plenty of gay boys in the world, you don't have to always be lusting after the straight and extremely talented. Just somehow work up the desire to pork some worthless, dime-as-a-dozen poofter.